• Whenever I get a wedding Invite from friends, I get excited not because they remember me but because there will be free food!
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    Whenever I get a wedding Invite from friends, I get excited not because they remember me but because there will be free food!
  • Can someone tell me how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?
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    Can someone tell me how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?
  • I don't exercise. It seems like a waste to die healthy!Upload to Facebook
    I don't exercise. It seems like a waste to die healthy!
  • This morning I went jogging, then before I started I remembered Proverb 28:1.<br/>
Which clearly states, `The wicked shall run when no one is chasing them`. So I went back home!Upload to Facebook
    This morning I went jogging, then before I started I remembered Proverb 28:1.
    Which clearly states, "The wicked shall run when no one is chasing them". So I went back home!
  • I accidently got fat except it's not actually an accident because I just can't stop eating!Upload to Facebook
    I accidently got fat except it's not actually an accident because I just can't stop eating!
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It's not that I'm not a morning person. In fact, I love mornings. I'm just not a waking up person!Upload to Facebook
    It's not that I'm not a morning person. In fact, I love mornings. I'm just not a waking up person!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you want to avoid failure in love then fall in love with food; it'll never break your heart!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    If you want to avoid failure in love then fall in love with food; it'll never break your heart!
  • Nothing in my life ever works out, so why should I?Upload to Facebook
    Nothing in my life ever works out, so why should I?
  • If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably definitely die!Upload to Facebook
    If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably definitely die!
  • I'm not fat, my stomach is 3D!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not fat, my stomach is 3D!
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