|Whenever I get a wedding Invite from friends, I get excited not because they remember me but because there will be free food!|
|Can someone tell me how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?|
|I don't exercise. It seems like a waste to die healthy!|
|This morning I went jogging, then before I started I remembered Proverb 28:1.|
Which clearly states, "The wicked shall run when no one is chasing them". So I went back home!
|I accidently got fat except it's not actually an accident because I just can't stop eating!|
|It's not that I'm not a morning person. In fact, I love mornings. I'm just not a waking up person!|
If you want to avoid failure in love then fall in love with food; it'll never break your heart!
|Nothing in my life ever works out, so why should I?|
|If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably definitely die!|
|I'm not fat, my stomach is 3D!|