|Me (before marriage): Ruko, mat jao!|
Me (after marriage): Ruko mat, jao!
|Umar Ka Wo Padaav Bhi Aa Gya Hai, Jahan Log Kehne Lage Hain...|
You look so young!
Kahan Mar Gaya?
|Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya?|
Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi!
|Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!|
|A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.|
Because "Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!"
|Wife: Main Kuch Saalon Teej Ka Vrat Nahi Rakh Rahi Hun Phir Bhi Aap Ekdum Theek Hain.|
Husband: Toh Main Apna Dhayan Rakhta Hun, Exercise Karta Hun.
Wife: Don't try to be over smart. Batao Kaun Hai Woh Jo Tumhare Liye Teej Ka Vrat Rakhti Hai!
|A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.|
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
|Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...|
Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
|Flirting at 40 is like IIT-JEE.|
You know "Hona Kuch Nahi Hai!"