|Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare;|
Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare!
|Don't expect anything great to happen next year.|
Iss Saal Aur Agle Saal Mein Sirf Unees Bees Ka Farak Hoga!
|Me (before marriage): Ruko, mat jao!|
Me (after marriage): Ruko mat, jao!
|Umar Ka Wo Padaav Bhi Aa Gya Hai, Jahan Log Kehne Lage Hain...|
You look so young!
Kahan Mar Gaya?
|Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya?|
Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi!
|Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!|
|A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.|
Because "Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!"
|Wife: Main Kuch Saalon Teej Ka Vrat Nahi Rakh Rahi Hun Phir Bhi Aap Ekdum Theek Hain.|
Husband: Toh Main Apna Dhayan Rakhta Hun, Exercise Karta Hun.
Wife: Don't try to be over smart. Batao Kaun Hai Woh Jo Tumhare Liye Teej Ka Vrat Rakhti Hai!
|A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.|
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!