|Lockdown Se Pehle Mere Gharwalon Ko Lagta Tha Ki Main Single Hun...|
Ab Confirm Ho Geya Hai!
|Shayars don't just drink beers, they Ghazal it down!|
Foreigners: Hey why don't you let me pay the bill today, my treat.
Indian: Kasam Hai Tumhein Mata Rani Ki, Main Pay Karunga, Nahi Toh Main Tumse Kabhi Baat Nahi Karunga!
|Jitna Kaam Lockdown Mein Mere Gharwalon Ne Mujhse Karwaya Hai, Agar Utna Kaam Kahin Bahar Karta To...|
Paisa Bhi Milta Aur Izzat Bhi!
|I am planning to buy a Good Luxury Car or SUV in the range of 60-70 Lakh.|
Can anyone suggest Ki Itna Paisa Kahan Se Laaun?
|Difference between Education and Experience:|
Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
Experience - Duniya Haramkhor Hai!
|Girl: Bhaiyya 10 Rupees Wali Maggi Dena.|
Shopkeeper: Yeh Lo.
Girl: Kitne Hue?
|Sabke Phone Mein Raat Ko Message Aata Hai, "Babu Nini Aari".|
Mere Phone Mein Bas Ek Message Aata Hai, "You have used 100% of your mobile data, So Ja Ab Bhai!"
|Black Lives Matter...|
Lekin Bahu Toh Gori Hi Chahiye Humein!
|In English: I love you but as a friend.|
In Hindi: Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghaat Ka!