• Umar Ka Wo Padaav Bhi Aa Gya Hai, Jahan Log Kehne Lage Hain...
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    You look so young!
  • Fastest Rebirth:<br/>
Kahan Mar Gaya?<br/>
Aaya Mummy!
    Fastest Rebirth:
    Kahan Mar Gaya?
    Aaya Mummy!
  • Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya?<br/>
Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi!
    Man: Pandit Ji, Navratri Mein Sab Liquid Le Sakte Hain Kya?
    Pandit Ji: Jo Tum Soch Rahe Ho, Woh Toh Bilkul Hi Nahi!
  • Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!
    Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!
  • A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.<br/>
Because `Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!`
    A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.
    Because "Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!"
  • Wife: Main Kuch Saalon Teej Ka Vrat Nahi Rakh Rahi Hun Phir Bhi Aap Ekdum Theek Hain.<br/>
Husband: Toh Main Apna Dhayan Rakhta Hun, Exercise Karta Hun.<br/>
Wife: Don't try to be over smart. Batao Kaun Hai Woh Jo Tumhare Liye Teej Ka Vrat Rakhti Hai!
    Wife: Main Kuch Saalon Teej Ka Vrat Nahi Rakh Rahi Hun Phir Bhi Aap Ekdum Theek Hain.
    Husband: Toh Main Apna Dhayan Rakhta Hun, Exercise Karta Hun.
    Wife: Don't try to be over smart. Batao Kaun Hai Woh Jo Tumhare Liye Teej Ka Vrat Rakhti Hai!
  • A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.<br/>
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
    A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.
    Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
  • Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...<br/>
Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
    Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...
    Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
  • Flirting at 40 is like IIT-JEE.<br/>
You know `Hona Kuch Nahi Hai!`
    Flirting at 40 is like IIT-JEE.
    You know "Hona Kuch Nahi Hai!"
  • Aunty: Beta Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Hain?<br/>
Malayali Boy: Antiseptic Hai!
    Aunty: Beta Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Hain?
    Malayali Boy: Antiseptic Hai!