|Pura Bachpan Handwriting Sudharne Mein Guzar Geya Aur Zindagi Keyboard Par Beet Rahi Hai!|
|Dietician: Aap Ka Weight Bahut Badh Raha Hai, Khaane Pe Dhyaan Do.|
Girl: Khaane Pe Hi Pura Dhyaan Hai, Tabhi Toh Weight Badh Raha Hai!
|My Mobile: Quad-Core|
My Laptop: Octa-Core
My Friends: Haram-Core
|Interviewer: What is your weakness?|
Candidate: I am short tempered.
Candidate: Phir Wohi Baat Saali...
|Abdul was trying to impress a new girl on Facebook. So he typed...|
"Chaudvi Ka Chand Ho Ya Aaftab Ho"
He got a very quick response...
Yes, it's me Aaftab, Abdul Bhai. Fake ID Hai... But Aapko Kaise Pata Chala?
|Ladke Sach Mein Bahut Shareef Hote Hain, Kabhi Suna Hai Ki...|
Kisi Bhi Ladke Ne Kisi Ladki Ko Block Kiya Hai!
|Jab Koi Kahe 'Aur Sunao' Tab Usse Aisi Aisi Sunao Ki Uske Hosh Thikane Aa Jayein!|
|Mom: Tum Life Ko Seriously Lena Kab Chalu Karogi?|
Me: Jab Life Mazaak Karna Band Karegi!
|Zindagi Bhi Grammar Ke Jaise Hai.|
'Past Perfect' Nahi Hai;
'Present Tense' Hai;
Aur 'Future Indefinite'!
|When you break something in the kitchen:|
Parents in other countries: It's alright, don't panic.
Parents in India: Yeh Le Yeh Bhi Tod De... Sab Tod De... Free Ka Hi Hai Sab!