• Girl: I need to lose weight.<br/>
Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.<br/>
Girl: Puja? Why?<br/>
Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
    Girl: I need to lose weight.
    Friend: Puja Kiya Karo.
    Girl: Puja? Why?
    Friend: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
  • Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...<br/>
Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!
    Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...
    Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!
  • Indian Mom: Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Love Marriage Nahi Hogi?<br/>
Son: But why mom?<br/>
Indian Mom: Kyonki Main Hone Nahi Dungi!
    Indian Mom: Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Love Marriage Nahi Hogi?
    Son: But why mom?
    Indian Mom: Kyonki Main Hone Nahi Dungi!
  • Someone: Kitne Single Ho?<br/>
Boy: Gharwale Phone Check Karte Hain Toh Darr Nahi Lagta!
    Someone: Kitne Single Ho?
    Boy: Gharwale Phone Check Karte Hain Toh Darr Nahi Lagta!
  • Life is not easy:<br/>
Zyada Baat Karo Toh 'Cheap'.<br/>
Kam Baat Karo Toh 'Attitude'.<br/>
Bas Kaam ki Baat Karo Toh 'Matlabi'!
    Life is not easy:
    Zyada Baat Karo Toh 'Cheap'.
    Kam Baat Karo Toh 'Attitude'.
    Bas Kaam ki Baat Karo Toh 'Matlabi'!
  • If your friends really care about you.<br/>
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Toh Woh Gaaliyan Badi Badi Denge!
    If your friends really care about you.
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    Toh Woh Gaaliyan Badi Badi Denge!
  • Banana Shake Aur Aloo Ke Paranthe  Kha Kar;<br/>
Bistar Par Magar-Machh Ki Tarah Pasar Jana Hi Life Ka Sachha Sukh Hai!
    Banana Shake Aur Aloo Ke Paranthe Kha Kar;
    Bistar Par Magar-Machh Ki Tarah Pasar Jana Hi Life Ka Sachha Sukh Hai!
  • When someone says `Chalo Bahar Ghumne Chalte Hain`:<br/>
Others: Mummy Nahi Maanegi. Time Nahi Hai.<br/>
Girls: Mere Paas Kapde Nahi Hain!
    When someone says "Chalo Bahar Ghumne Chalte Hain":
    Others: Mummy Nahi Maanegi. Time Nahi Hai.
    Girls: Mere Paas Kapde Nahi Hain!
  • Dil Se Bharosa Toh Usi Din Uth Gaya Tha,<br/>
Jis Din Science Ki Book Mein Dil Ki Asli Tasveer Dekhi Thi!
    Dil Se Bharosa Toh Usi Din Uth Gaya Tha,
    Jis Din Science Ki Book Mein Dil Ki Asli Tasveer Dekhi Thi!
  • Husband: Tum Ready Hone Mein Bahut Time Lagati Ho. Mujhe Dekho 2 Minute Mein Ready Ho Gaya.<br/>
Wife: Yahi Toh Farak Hota Hai 'Maggi' Aur 'Shahi Paneer' Mein!
    Husband: Tum Ready Hone Mein Bahut Time Lagati Ho. Mujhe Dekho 2 Minute Mein Ready Ho Gaya.
    Wife: Yahi Toh Farak Hota Hai 'Maggi' Aur 'Shahi Paneer' Mein!