• Those who can't even eat 'Bhindi' and 'Lauki' are saying...<br/>
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Baby Tum Baat Nahi Karogi Toh Zeher Kha Lunga!
    Those who can't even eat 'Bhindi' and 'Lauki' are saying...
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    Baby Tum Baat Nahi Karogi Toh Zeher Kha Lunga!
  • India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in miles.<br/>
`Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?`
    India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in miles.
    "Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?"
  • Do you know why God created spaces between our fingers?<br/>
So that when someone would come in your life, he would hold your hand and say...<br/>
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Chal Daru Peete Hain!
    Do you know why God created spaces between our fingers?
    So that when someone would come in your life, he would hold your hand and say...
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    Chal Daru Peete Hain!
  • Being in a relationship and hospital is the same...<br/>
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Everyone ask, `Serious Hai Kya?`
    Being in a relationship and hospital is the same...
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    Everyone ask, "Serious Hai Kya?"
  • Log Aaj-Kal Ladte Nahi Hai Bas Photo Like Karna Band Kar Dete Hain!
    Log Aaj-Kal Ladte Nahi Hai Bas Photo Like Karna Band Kar Dete Hain!
  • English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.<br/>
Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko!
    English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.
    Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko!
  • On Messenger:<br/>
Me: Cant find my suitcas<br/>
Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh.<br/>
Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai?<br/>
Friend: Attach E!
    On Messenger:
    Me: Cant find my suitcas
    Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh.
    Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai?
    Friend: Attach E!
  • Hindi: Sundar Ladki Ne Dubki Maari.<br/>
English: Maldives!
    Hindi: Sundar Ladki Ne Dubki Maari.
    English: Maldives!
  • Pal Pal Rang Badalti Hai Duniya,<br/>
Aur Log Puchte Hain, 'Holi Kab Hai'!
    Pal Pal Rang Badalti Hai Duniya,
    Aur Log Puchte Hain, 'Holi Kab Hai'!
  • What is Bhang called in English?<br/>
Shiva's Regal!
    What is Bhang called in English?
    Shiva's Regal!