|Guy: Bhaiya Ek Cigarette Aur Do Vicks Dena.|
Paan Wala: Aur Kuchh Chahiye?
Guy: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye!
|Ek Hote Hain Civil Lawyers.|
Ek Hote Hain Criminal Lawyers.
Phir Aate Hain Corporate Lawyers... Jinhe Police Se Bhi Darr Lagta Hai!
|Geri Ki Adhbhut Kala Social Media Ke Karan Ab Vilupt Hone Ki Kagar Pe Hai!|
|Agar India Mein Dominos, McDonald's Aur Subway Jaise Fast-Food Na Aaye Hote... Toh Aaj-Kal Ke Aadhe Se Zyada Naujawan Bhookh Se Tadap Kar Mar Jaate!|
|English: Leonardo's elder sister is shivering.|
Haryanavi: Leonardo Di Cap-Rio Hai!
|After dinner in a restaurant;|
Waiter: Ready for your dessert?
Foreign - Can't wait.
India - Haan Yaar, Bill Ke Saath Saunf Aur Mishri Le Aa!
|Thand Aa Gayi Hai Isliye 15 November Tak Apna Naak Bhi Aadhar Card Se Link Karwa Lo... Nahi Toh Naak Band Ho Sakta Hai!|
|Girlfriend Ke Maamlo Mein Kuchh Ladke Itne Unlucky Hote Hai Ki Unke Mobile Mein Bhi Setting Ka Button Easily Nahi Milta!|
|Thannd Aa Rahi Hai, Isliye GST Check Kar Lo:|
G - Geyser
S - Sweaters
T - Tolayi Aur Rajai
|The CA of Leonardo da Vinci must have been called Leonardo da Munshi!|