• Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
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Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!
    Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
    Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!
  • To the couples celebrating monthly anniversaries of their relationship.<br/>
Kyon Bhai Saal Bhar Ka Bharosa Nahi Hai Kya?
    To the couples celebrating monthly anniversaries of their relationship.
    Kyon Bhai Saal Bhar Ka Bharosa Nahi Hai Kya?
  • A Girl at a Petrol Pump:<br/>
Girl: Bhaiyaa Petrol Kaise Hai?<br/>
Attendant: 86/- litre<br/>
Girl: Sahi Lagao, Saath Wale 76/- Mein De Rahe Hain.<br/>
Attendant: Wo Diesel Ki Machin Hai!
    A Girl at a Petrol Pump:
    Girl: Bhaiyaa Petrol Kaise Hai?
    Attendant: 86/- litre
    Girl: Sahi Lagao, Saath Wale 76/- Mein De Rahe Hain.
    Attendant: Wo Diesel Ki Machin Hai!
  • My friend's parents were opposed to her marriage to the guy she loved coz he wasn't rich enough.<br/>
`You use iPhone, while that bugger drives a Santro`, said her father.<br/>
`That's not fair. It's like comparing apples with oranges`, she protested!
    My friend's parents were opposed to her marriage to the guy she loved coz he wasn't rich enough.
    "You use iPhone, while that bugger drives a Santro", said her father.
    "That's not fair. It's like comparing apples with oranges", she protested!
  • Jab Hum Bachche The Toh Badon Ki Sunne Ka Culture Tha<br/>
Jab Tak Hum Bade Hue, Bachchon Ki Baat Sunne Ka Culture Aa Gaya.<br/>
Hamari Kisi Ne Suni Hi Nahi!
    Jab Hum Bachche The Toh Badon Ki Sunne Ka Culture Tha
    Jab Tak Hum Bade Hue, Bachchon Ki Baat Sunne Ka Culture Aa Gaya.
    Hamari Kisi Ne Suni Hi Nahi!
  • Boy: Please do not fix my marriage with Agni, you know I love Sakshi.<br/>
Mother: Koi Nahi Beta... Agni Ko Sakshi Maanke Shaadi Kar Lo!
    Boy: Please do not fix my marriage with Agni, you know I love Sakshi.
    Mother: Koi Nahi Beta... Agni Ko Sakshi Maanke Shaadi Kar Lo!
  • Monkey: Tell me something I don't know.<br/>
Guy: Adrak Ka Swaad?
    Monkey: Tell me something I don't know.
    Guy: Adrak Ka Swaad?
  • Pura Bachpan Handwriting Sudharne Mein Guzar Geya Aur Zindagi Keyboard Par Beet Rahi Hai!
    Pura Bachpan Handwriting Sudharne Mein Guzar Geya Aur Zindagi Keyboard Par Beet Rahi Hai!
  • Dietician: Aap Ka Weight Bahut Badh Raha Hai, Khaane Pe Dhyaan Do.<br/>
Girl: Khaane Pe Hi Pura Dhyaan Hai, Tabhi Toh Weight Badh Raha Hai!
    Dietician: Aap Ka Weight Bahut Badh Raha Hai, Khaane Pe Dhyaan Do.
    Girl: Khaane Pe Hi Pura Dhyaan Hai, Tabhi Toh Weight Badh Raha Hai!
  • My Mobile: Quad-Core<br/>
My Laptop: Octa-Core<br/>
My Friends: Haram-Core
    My Mobile: Quad-Core
    My Laptop: Octa-Core
    My Friends: Haram-Core