|Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!
|To the couples celebrating monthly anniversaries of their relationship.|
Kyon Bhai Saal Bhar Ka Bharosa Nahi Hai Kya?
|A Girl at a Petrol Pump:|
Girl: Bhaiyaa Petrol Kaise Hai?
Attendant: 86/- litre
Girl: Sahi Lagao, Saath Wale 76/- Mein De Rahe Hain.
Attendant: Wo Diesel Ki Machin Hai!
|My friend's parents were opposed to her marriage to the guy she loved coz he wasn't rich enough.|
"You use iPhone, while that bugger drives a Santro", said her father.
"That's not fair. It's like comparing apples with oranges", she protested!
|Jab Hum Bachche The Toh Badon Ki Sunne Ka Culture Tha|
Jab Tak Hum Bade Hue, Bachchon Ki Baat Sunne Ka Culture Aa Gaya.
Hamari Kisi Ne Suni Hi Nahi!
|Boy: Please do not fix my marriage with Agni, you know I love Sakshi.|
Mother: Koi Nahi Beta... Agni Ko Sakshi Maanke Shaadi Kar Lo!
|Monkey: Tell me something I don't know.|
Guy: Adrak Ka Swaad?
|Pura Bachpan Handwriting Sudharne Mein Guzar Geya Aur Zindagi Keyboard Par Beet Rahi Hai!|
|Dietician: Aap Ka Weight Bahut Badh Raha Hai, Khaane Pe Dhyaan Do.|
Girl: Khaane Pe Hi Pura Dhyaan Hai, Tabhi Toh Weight Badh Raha Hai!
|My Mobile: Quad-Core|
My Laptop: Octa-Core
My Friends: Haram-Core