• Lockdown Se Pehle Mere Gharwalon Ko Lagta Tha Ki Main Single Hun...<br/>
Ab Confirm Ho Geya Hai!
    Lockdown Se Pehle Mere Gharwalon Ko Lagta Tha Ki Main Single Hun...
    Ab Confirm Ho Geya Hai!
  • Shayars don't just drink beers, they Ghazal it down!
    Shayars don't just drink beers, they Ghazal it down!
  • At restaurants:<br/>
Foreigners: Hey why don't you let me pay the bill today, my treat.<br/>
Indian: Kasam Hai Tumhein Mata Rani Ki, Main Pay Karunga, Nahi Toh Main Tumse Kabhi Baat Nahi Karunga!
    At restaurants:
    Foreigners: Hey why don't you let me pay the bill today, my treat.
    Indian: Kasam Hai Tumhein Mata Rani Ki, Main Pay Karunga, Nahi Toh Main Tumse Kabhi Baat Nahi Karunga!
  • Jitna Kaam Lockdown Mein Mere Gharwalon Ne Mujhse Karwaya Hai, Agar Utna Kaam Kahin Bahar Karta To...<br/>
Paisa Bhi Milta Aur Izzat Bhi!
    Jitna Kaam Lockdown Mein Mere Gharwalon Ne Mujhse Karwaya Hai, Agar Utna Kaam Kahin Bahar Karta To...
    Paisa Bhi Milta Aur Izzat Bhi!
  • I am planning to buy a Good Luxury Car or SUV in the range of 60-70 Lakh.<br/>
Can anyone suggest Ki Itna Paisa Kahan Se Laaun?
    I am planning to buy a Good Luxury Car or SUV in the range of 60-70 Lakh.
    Can anyone suggest Ki Itna Paisa Kahan Se Laaun?
  • Difference between Education and Experience:<br/>
Education - Duniya Gol Hai!<br/>
Experience - Duniya Haramkhor Hai!
    Difference between Education and Experience:
    Education - Duniya Gol Hai!
    Experience - Duniya Haramkhor Hai!
  • Girl: Bhaiyya 10 Rupees Wali Maggi Dena.<br/>
Shopkeeper: Yeh Lo.<br/>
Girl: Kitne Hue?
    Girl: Bhaiyya 10 Rupees Wali Maggi Dena.
    Shopkeeper: Yeh Lo.
    Girl: Kitne Hue?
  • Sabke Phone Mein Raat Ko Message Aata Hai, `Babu Nini Aari`.<br/>
Mere Phone Mein Bas Ek Message Aata Hai, `You have used 100% of your mobile data, So Ja Ab Bhai!`
    Sabke Phone Mein Raat Ko Message Aata Hai, "Babu Nini Aari".
    Mere Phone Mein Bas Ek Message Aata Hai, "You have used 100% of your mobile data, So Ja Ab Bhai!"
  • Black Lives Matter...<br/>
Lekin Bahu Toh Gori Hi Chahiye Humein!
    Black Lives Matter...
    Lekin Bahu Toh Gori Hi Chahiye Humein!
  • In English: I love you but as a friend.<br/>
In Hindi: Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghaat Ka!
    In English: I love you but as a friend.
    In Hindi: Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghaat Ka!