|Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.|
Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!
|Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?|
Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!
|I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"|
|I think girls with Thakur surname get the coolest marriage proposals.|
"Yeh Haath Humein De De, Thakur"!
|Hum Indians Sabko Respectfully Bulaate Hain.|
Yahan Tak Ki Emoticons Ko Bhi Emoji Bulaate Hain!
|Aadhi Ladkiyon Ka Toh Anushka Ka Lehnga Dekh Kar Hi Shaadi Karne Ka Mann Ho Geya!|
|After spending one day at a Gym:|
Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai?
Trainer: Haan Bilkul!
Girl: Really! Kya?
|Hamesha Apne Doston Ki Suno, Kyonki...|
Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta!
|What 2018 tells to 2017?|
Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka!
Wish you a wonderful 2018!
|A horse died of starvation.|
Usko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalta Tha!