• Villager: Makdi Khane Chale?<br/>
Friend: Bhai Tu McDonald's Poora Bola Kar Please!Upload to Facebook
    Villager: Makdi Khane Chale?
    Friend: Bhai Tu McDonald's Poora Bola Kar Please!
  • Jahan Poori Duniya Ki Gandi Soch Khatam Hoti Hai...<br/>
Vahan Se Mere Dosto Ki Shuru Hoti Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jahan Poori Duniya Ki Gandi Soch Khatam Hoti Hai...
    Vahan Se Mere Dosto Ki Shuru Hoti Hai!
  • Pata Nahi Kis Buzurg Ka Aashirwad Lag Geya Mujhe 'Phullo Phallo'...<br/>
Aur Tab Se Main Phoolti Hi Ja Rahi Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Pata Nahi Kis Buzurg Ka Aashirwad Lag Geya Mujhe 'Phullo Phallo'...
    Aur Tab Se Main Phoolti Hi Ja Rahi Hun!
  • Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!Upload to Facebook
    Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!
  • Other Countries: This man is so talented.<br/>
India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!Upload to Facebook
    Other Countries: This man is so talented.
    India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!
  • Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:<br/>
Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!Upload to Facebook
    Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:
    Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!
  • Aurtein Shaadi Ke Baad Gehne Pehanti Hain Taaki Logon Ko Lage Ki Woh Shaadi-Shuda Hain... Aadmiyon Ka Kya Hai, Thobde Se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Aurtein Shaadi Ke Baad Gehne Pehanti Hain Taaki Logon Ko Lage Ki Woh Shaadi-Shuda Hain... Aadmiyon Ka Kya Hai, Thobde Se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai!
  • Girl: I need to lose weight.<br/>
Mom: Pooja Kiya Karo.<br/>
Girl: Pooja? Why?<br/>
Mom: Pooja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I need to lose weight.
    Mom: Pooja Kiya Karo.
    Girl: Pooja? Why?
    Mom: Pooja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
  • Agar Aapko Sar-Dard Hai Toh Kuchh Der Biwi Se Zaroor Baat Karein,<br/>
Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat-ta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Agar Aapko Sar-Dard Hai Toh Kuchh Der Biwi Se Zaroor Baat Karein,
    Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat-ta Hai!
  • Mom: Kal Subah Jaldi Uth Jaana.<br/>
Son: But Kal Toh Chutti Hai Aur Mujhe Subah, Kahin Nahi Jaana.<br/>
Mom: Mujhe Toh Jaana Hai Na, Jaldi Uth Kar Breakfast Kar Lena!Upload to Facebook
    Mom: Kal Subah Jaldi Uth Jaana.
    Son: But Kal Toh Chutti Hai Aur Mujhe Subah, Kahin Nahi Jaana.
    Mom: Mujhe Toh Jaana Hai Na, Jaldi Uth Kar Breakfast Kar Lena!
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