• Yeh Agar Season Change Na Hote, Toh Doctor Toh Bichhare Bhukke Mar Jaate!
    Yeh Agar Season Change Na Hote, Toh Doctor Toh Bichhare Bhukke Mar Jaate!
  • World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb: <br/>
1. Biwi Ke Aansu! <br/>
2. Padosan Ki Smile!
    World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb:
    1. Biwi Ke Aansu!
    2. Padosan Ki Smile!
  • Wife: Kab Tak Pyaar Karoge?<br/>
Husband: Tub Tak!
    Wife: Kab Tak Pyaar Karoge?
    Husband: Tub Tak!
  • Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.<br/>
Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!
    Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.
    Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!
  • Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?<br/>
Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!
    Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?
    Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!
  • I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, `What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?`
    I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"
  • I think girls with Thakur surname get the coolest marriage proposals.<br/>
`Yeh Haath Humein De De, Thakur`!
    I think girls with Thakur surname get the coolest marriage proposals.
    "Yeh Haath Humein De De, Thakur"!
  • Hum Indians Sabko Respectfully Bulaate Hain.<br/>
Yahan Tak Ki Emoticons Ko Bhi Emoji Bulaate Hain!
    Hum Indians Sabko Respectfully Bulaate Hain.
    Yahan Tak Ki Emoticons Ko Bhi Emoji Bulaate Hain!
  • Aadhi Ladkiyon Ka Toh Anushka Ka Lehnga Dekh Kar Hi Shaadi Karne Ka Mann Ho Geya!
    Aadhi Ladkiyon Ka Toh Anushka Ka Lehnga Dekh Kar Hi Shaadi Karne Ka Mann Ho Geya!
  • After spending one day at a Gym:<br/>
Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai?<br/>
Trainer: Haan Bilkul!<br/>
Girl: Really! Kya?<br/>
Trainer: Dimaag!
    After spending one day at a Gym:
    Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai?
    Trainer: Haan Bilkul!
    Girl: Really! Kya?
    Trainer: Dimaag!