|Yeh Agar Season Change Na Hote, Toh Doctor Toh Bichhare Bhukke Mar Jaate!|
|World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb: |
1. Biwi Ke Aansu!
2. Padosan Ki Smile!
|Wife: Kab Tak Pyaar Karoge?|
Husband: Tub Tak!
|Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.|
Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!
|Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?|
Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!
|I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"|
|I think girls with Thakur surname get the coolest marriage proposals.|
"Yeh Haath Humein De De, Thakur"!
|Hum Indians Sabko Respectfully Bulaate Hain.|
Yahan Tak Ki Emoticons Ko Bhi Emoji Bulaate Hain!
|Aadhi Ladkiyon Ka Toh Anushka Ka Lehnga Dekh Kar Hi Shaadi Karne Ka Mann Ho Geya!|
|After spending one day at a Gym:|
Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai?
Trainer: Haan Bilkul!
Girl: Really! Kya?