• Abdul was trying to impress a new girl on Facebook. So he typed...<br/>
`Chaudvi Ka Chand Ho Ya Aaftab Ho`<br/>
He got a very quick response...<br/>
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Yes, it's me Aaftab, Abdul Bhai. Fake ID Hai... But Aapko Kaise Pata Chala?
    Abdul was trying to impress a new girl on Facebook. So he typed...
    "Chaudvi Ka Chand Ho Ya Aaftab Ho"
    He got a very quick response...
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    Yes, it's me Aaftab, Abdul Bhai. Fake ID Hai... But Aapko Kaise Pata Chala?
  • Ladke Sach Mein Bahut Shareef Hote Hain, Kabhi Suna Hai Ki...<br/>
Kisi Bhi Ladke Ne Kisi Ladki Ko Block Kiya Hai!
    Ladke Sach Mein Bahut Shareef Hote Hain, Kabhi Suna Hai Ki...
    Kisi Bhi Ladke Ne Kisi Ladki Ko Block Kiya Hai!
  • Jab Koi Kahe 'Aur Sunao' Tab Usse Aisi Aisi Sunao Ki Uske Hosh Thikane Aa Jayein!
    Jab Koi Kahe 'Aur Sunao' Tab Usse Aisi Aisi Sunao Ki Uske Hosh Thikane Aa Jayein!
  • Mom: Tum Life Ko Seriously Lena Kab Chalu Karogi?<br/>
Me: Jab Life Mazaak Karna Band Karegi!
    Mom: Tum Life Ko Seriously Lena Kab Chalu Karogi?
    Me: Jab Life Mazaak Karna Band Karegi!
  • Zindagi Bhi Grammar Ke Jaise Hai.<br/>
'Past Perfect' Nahi Hai;<br/>
'Present Tense' Hai;<br/>
Aur 'Future Indefinite'!
    Zindagi Bhi Grammar Ke Jaise Hai.
    'Past Perfect' Nahi Hai;
    'Present Tense' Hai;
    Aur 'Future Indefinite'!
  • When you break something in the kitchen:<br/>
Parents in other countries: It's alright, don't panic.<br/>
Parents in India: Yeh Le Yeh Bhi Tod De... Sab Tod De... Free Ka Hi Hai Sab!
    When you break something in the kitchen:
    Parents in other countries: It's alright, don't panic.
    Parents in India: Yeh Le Yeh Bhi Tod De... Sab Tod De... Free Ka Hi Hai Sab!
  • Pata Nahi Woh Kaun Log The Jo Mehboob Ke Liye Puri Duniya Se Ladh Jaate The,<br/>
Yahan Toh Mehboob Se Hi Ladai Khatam Nahi Hoti!
    Pata Nahi Woh Kaun Log The Jo Mehboob Ke Liye Puri Duniya Se Ladh Jaate The,
    Yahan Toh Mehboob Se Hi Ladai Khatam Nahi Hoti!
  • Aajkal ki Ladki Ko Kya Chahiye? Bas Do Waqt Ki<br/>
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`Selfie`!
    Aajkal ki Ladki Ko Kya Chahiye? Bas Do Waqt Ki
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    "Selfie"!
  • Salary Ka 100% Biwi Ko Dene Se 10% Pyaar Milta Hai.<br/>
Jabki Dusare Ki Biwi Ko 10% Dene Se 100% Pyaar Milta Hai!<br/>
Salary Aapki Faisla Aapka, Jago Grahak Jago!
    Salary Ka 100% Biwi Ko Dene Se 10% Pyaar Milta Hai.
    Jabki Dusare Ki Biwi Ko 10% Dene Se 100% Pyaar Milta Hai!
    Salary Aapki Faisla Aapka, Jago Grahak Jago!
  • Kundli Toh Saas-Bahu Ki Mailani Chahiye... Ladke Toh Bechare Kahin Bhi Adjust Kar Lete Hain!
    Kundli Toh Saas-Bahu Ki Mailani Chahiye... Ladke Toh Bechare Kahin Bhi Adjust Kar Lete Hain!