• 4 Din Se Mobile Mein Itne Diye Ho Gaye Hain Ki Charging Point Se Tel Nikal Raha Hai!
    4 Din Se Mobile Mein Itne Diye Ho Gaye Hain Ki Charging Point Se Tel Nikal Raha Hai!
  • Dhanteras Par Maine 'Jug' Liya Diwali Par 'Mug' Aur Meri Diwali JugMug Ho Gayi!
    Dhanteras Par Maine 'Jug' Liya Diwali Par 'Mug' Aur Meri Diwali JugMug Ho Gayi!
  • Halwa Hamesha Aate Ka Hona Chahiye... Sooji Toh Biwi Bhi Rehti Hai!
    Halwa Hamesha Aate Ka Hona Chahiye... Sooji Toh Biwi Bhi Rehti Hai!
  • Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
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Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!
    Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
    Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!
  • To the couples celebrating monthly anniversaries of their relationship.<br/>
Kyon Bhai Saal Bhar Ka Bharosa Nahi Hai Kya?
    To the couples celebrating monthly anniversaries of their relationship.
    Kyon Bhai Saal Bhar Ka Bharosa Nahi Hai Kya?
  • A Girl at a Petrol Pump:<br/>
Girl: Bhaiyaa Petrol Kaise Hai?<br/>
Attendant: 86/- litre<br/>
Girl: Sahi Lagao, Saath Wale 76/- Mein De Rahe Hain.<br/>
Attendant: Wo Diesel Ki Machin Hai!
    A Girl at a Petrol Pump:
    Girl: Bhaiyaa Petrol Kaise Hai?
    Attendant: 86/- litre
    Girl: Sahi Lagao, Saath Wale 76/- Mein De Rahe Hain.
    Attendant: Wo Diesel Ki Machin Hai!
  • My friend's parents were opposed to her marriage to the guy she loved coz he wasn't rich enough.<br/>
`You use iPhone, while that bugger drives a Santro`, said her father.<br/>
`That's not fair. It's like comparing apples with oranges`, she protested!
    My friend's parents were opposed to her marriage to the guy she loved coz he wasn't rich enough.
    "You use iPhone, while that bugger drives a Santro", said her father.
    "That's not fair. It's like comparing apples with oranges", she protested!
  • Jab Hum Bachche The Toh Badon Ki Sunne Ka Culture Tha<br/>
Jab Tak Hum Bade Hue, Bachchon Ki Baat Sunne Ka Culture Aa Gaya.<br/>
Hamari Kisi Ne Suni Hi Nahi!
    Jab Hum Bachche The Toh Badon Ki Sunne Ka Culture Tha
    Jab Tak Hum Bade Hue, Bachchon Ki Baat Sunne Ka Culture Aa Gaya.
    Hamari Kisi Ne Suni Hi Nahi!
  • Boy: Please do not fix my marriage with Agni, you know I love Sakshi.<br/>
Mother: Koi Nahi Beta... Agni Ko Sakshi Maanke Shaadi Kar Lo!
    Boy: Please do not fix my marriage with Agni, you know I love Sakshi.
    Mother: Koi Nahi Beta... Agni Ko Sakshi Maanke Shaadi Kar Lo!
  • Monkey: Tell me something I don't know.<br/>
Guy: Adrak Ka Swaad?
    Monkey: Tell me something I don't know.
    Guy: Adrak Ka Swaad?