|Kaam Aisa Karo Ki TV Mein Aao, Na Ki CCTV Mein!|
|Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.|
Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!
|Arnab Goswami: I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation.|
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi. Thank you!
|Jo Ladkiyan Maths Mein Achhi Hoti Hain, Woh Shaadi Ke Baad Kameti Wali Aunty Ban Jati Hain!|
Don't ever text "Chal Ganja Maarte Hain" to a bald friend!
|Zara Socho Agar Main Aap Ka Dost Na Hota Toh...|
Dekha, Kitna Khali Khali Lagta Sab, Isliye, Mujhe Kabhi Khona Mat!
|Dahi-Handi festival teaches us the following Corporate lesson:|
1. All cannot be on top
2. As you rise so the risk
3. Ground level bears the maximum load
4. And the top guy eats the 'Maakhan'!
|A sign board outside the marriage registrar's office:|
Court Marriage Kar Ke Paise Bachao Aur Foreign Country Jao, Kyonki Shaadi Mein Rishtedaaron Ko Khana Waise Bhi Achha Nahi Lagta!
|Kabhi-Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Typing Chhod Kar Auto-Correct Se Keh Dun...|
"Le Bhai Tu Likh Le, Tujhe Mujh Se Zyada Pata Hai!"
|Similarity between me and my friends:|
Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Pagal Hain!