|English: Leonardo's elder sister is shivering.|
Haryanavi: Leonardo Di Cap-Rio Hai!
|After dinner in a restaurant;|
Waiter: Ready for your dessert?
Foreign - Can't wait.
India - Haan Yaar, Bill Ke Saath Saunf Aur Mishri Le Aa!
|Thand Aa Gayi Hai Isliye 15 November Tak Apna Naak Bhi Aadhar Card Se Link Karwa Lo... Nahi Toh Naak Band Ho Sakta Hai!|
|Girlfriend Ke Maamlo Mein Kuchh Ladke Itne Unlucky Hote Hai Ki Unke Mobile Mein Bhi Setting Ka Button Easily Nahi Milta!|
|Thannd Aa Rahi Hai, Isliye GST Check Kar Lo:|
G - Geyser
S - Sweaters
T - Tolayi Aur Rajai
|The CA of Leonardo da Vinci must have been called Leonardo da Munshi!|
|Have you ever realized that every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty?|
|Bachpan Uss Din Jawaani Mein Badal Geya, Jis Din Namkeen Ko Chakhna Bolna Shuru Kar Diya!|
|Na Ishq Mein Na Judai Mein, Jo Dard Milta Hai Diwali Ki Safai Mein!|
|Is Kadar Pyaar Bhari Nazron Se Dekha Us Zaalim Ne;|
Dil Toh Geya Hi 10 Rupaye Ka Samosa Bhi Gir Geya!