|Gussa Aana 'Mard' Hone Ki Nishani Hai Magar Gusse Ko Pee Jana 'Husband' Hone Ki Nishani Hai!|
|4 Din Se Mobile Mein Itne Diye Ho Gaye Hain Ki Charging Point Se Tel Nikal Raha Hai!|
|Dhanteras Par Maine 'Jug' Liya Diwali Par 'Mug' Aur Meri Diwali JugMug Ho Gayi!|
|Halwa Hamesha Aate Ka Hona Chahiye... Sooji Toh Biwi Bhi Rehti Hai!|
|Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!
|To the couples celebrating monthly anniversaries of their relationship.|
Kyon Bhai Saal Bhar Ka Bharosa Nahi Hai Kya?
|A Girl at a Petrol Pump:|
Girl: Bhaiyaa Petrol Kaise Hai?
Attendant: 86/- litre
Girl: Sahi Lagao, Saath Wale 76/- Mein De Rahe Hain.
Attendant: Wo Diesel Ki Machin Hai!
|My friend's parents were opposed to her marriage to the guy she loved coz he wasn't rich enough.|
"You use iPhone, while that bugger drives a Santro", said her father.
"That's not fair. It's like comparing apples with oranges", she protested!
|Jab Hum Bachche The Toh Badon Ki Sunne Ka Culture Tha|
Jab Tak Hum Bade Hue, Bachchon Ki Baat Sunne Ka Culture Aa Gaya.
Hamari Kisi Ne Suni Hi Nahi!
|Boy: Please do not fix my marriage with Agni, you know I love Sakshi.|
Mother: Koi Nahi Beta... Agni Ko Sakshi Maanke Shaadi Kar Lo!