• For an atheist, a week has only 6 days.<br/>
Kyonki... Shukar Hai Bhagwan Ka!
    For an atheist, a week has only 6 days.
    Kyonki... Shukar Hai Bhagwan Ka!
  • Delhi Girl: Ek Anar Ka Packet Dena.<br/>
Shopkeeper: Yeh Lijiye, Par Jalana Mana Hai.<br/>
Delhi Girl: Main Nahi Jalati, Ladkiyan Khud Hi Jalti Hain Mujhse!
    Delhi Girl: Ek Anar Ka Packet Dena.
    Shopkeeper: Yeh Lijiye, Par Jalana Mana Hai.
    Delhi Girl: Main Nahi Jalati, Ladkiyan Khud Hi Jalti Hain Mujhse!
  • Friend 1: Bhai Ek Neya Phone Lena Hai.<br/>
Friend 2: Budget Kitna Hai?<br/>
Friend 1: 2500/-.<br/>
Friend 2: Ek Kabootar Le Le, Saale Itne Mein Toh wahi Achha Milega!
    Friend 1: Bhai Ek Neya Phone Lena Hai.
    Friend 2: Budget Kitna Hai?
    Friend 1: 2500/-.
    Friend 2: Ek Kabootar Le Le, Saale Itne Mein Toh wahi Achha Milega!
  • Karwa Chauth Nikal Geya Hai... Sabhi Bhai Apni Regular Wali BP-Sugar Wali Medicines Zaroor Len.<br/>
Sirf Karwa Chauth Vrat Par Bharosa Na Rakhein!
    Karwa Chauth Nikal Geya Hai... Sabhi Bhai Apni Regular Wali BP-Sugar Wali Medicines Zaroor Len.
    Sirf Karwa Chauth Vrat Par Bharosa Na Rakhein!
  • Dosti Mein No Sorry No Thank You. Only...<br/>
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    Dosti Mein No Sorry No Thank You. Only...
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  • Villager: Makdi Khane Chale?<br/>
Friend: Bhai Tu McDonald's Poora Bola Kar Please!
    Villager: Makdi Khane Chale?
    Friend: Bhai Tu McDonald's Poora Bola Kar Please!
  • Jahan Poori Duniya Ki Gandi Soch Khatam Hoti Hai...<br/>
Vahan Se Mere Dosto Ki Shuru Hoti Hai!
    Jahan Poori Duniya Ki Gandi Soch Khatam Hoti Hai...
    Vahan Se Mere Dosto Ki Shuru Hoti Hai!
  • Pata Nahi Kis Buzurg Ka Aashirwad Lag Geya Mujhe 'Phullo Phallo'...<br/>
Aur Tab Se Main Phoolti Hi Ja Rahi Hun!
    Pata Nahi Kis Buzurg Ka Aashirwad Lag Geya Mujhe 'Phullo Phallo'...
    Aur Tab Se Main Phoolti Hi Ja Rahi Hun!
  • Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!
    Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!
  • Other Countries: This man is so talented.<br/>
India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!
    Other Countries: This man is so talented.
    India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!