• Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:<br/>
Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!
    Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:
    Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!
  • Aurtein Shaadi Ke Baad Gehne Pehanti Hain Taaki Logon Ko Lage Ki Woh Shaadi-Shuda Hain... Aadmiyon Ka Kya Hai, Thobde Se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai!
    Aurtein Shaadi Ke Baad Gehne Pehanti Hain Taaki Logon Ko Lage Ki Woh Shaadi-Shuda Hain... Aadmiyon Ka Kya Hai, Thobde Se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai!
  • Girl: I need to lose weight.<br/>
Mom: Pooja Kiya Karo.<br/>
Girl: Pooja? Why?<br/>
Mom: Pooja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
    Girl: I need to lose weight.
    Mom: Pooja Kiya Karo.
    Girl: Pooja? Why?
    Mom: Pooja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
  • Agar Aapko Sar-Dard Hai Toh Kuchh Der Biwi Se Zaroor Baat Karein,<br/>
Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat-ta Hai!
    Agar Aapko Sar-Dard Hai Toh Kuchh Der Biwi Se Zaroor Baat Karein,
    Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat-ta Hai!
  • Mom: Kal Subah Jaldi Uth Jaana.<br/>
Son: But Kal Toh Chutti Hai Aur Mujhe Subah, Kahin Nahi Jaana.<br/>
Mom: Mujhe Toh Jaana Hai Na, Jaldi Uth Kar Breakfast Kar Lena!
    Mom: Kal Subah Jaldi Uth Jaana.
    Son: But Kal Toh Chutti Hai Aur Mujhe Subah, Kahin Nahi Jaana.
    Mom: Mujhe Toh Jaana Hai Na, Jaldi Uth Kar Breakfast Kar Lena!
  • Kaam Aisa Karo Ki TV Mein Aao, Na Ki CCTV Mein!
    Kaam Aisa Karo Ki TV Mein Aao, Na Ki CCTV Mein!
  • Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.<br/>
Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!
    Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.
    Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!
  • Arnab Goswami: I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation.<br/>
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi. Thank you!
    Arnab Goswami: I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation.
    Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi. Thank you!
  • Jo Ladkiyan Maths Mein Achhi Hoti Hain, Woh Shaadi Ke Baad Kameti Wali Aunty Ban Jati Hain!
    Jo Ladkiyan Maths Mein Achhi Hoti Hain, Woh Shaadi Ke Baad Kameti Wali Aunty Ban Jati Hain!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Don't ever text `Chal Ganja Maarte Hain` to a bald friend!
    Pro Tip:
    Don't ever text "Chal Ganja Maarte Hain" to a bald friend!