• 1 kg Sooji<br/>
500gm Shakkar<br/>
500ml Milk<br/>
250gm Ghee<br/>
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Isko Itna Share Karo Ki Iska Halwa Ban Jaye!
    1 kg Sooji
    500gm Shakkar
    500ml Milk
    250gm Ghee
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    Isko Itna Share Karo Ki Iska Halwa Ban Jaye!
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    Salesman: This phone has shatter proof display, dust proof screen, apocalypse resistant screen.
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Husband: Main Us 'KAABIL' Nahi.<br/>
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Husband: Main Utna 'RAEES' Nahi.<br/>
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Baad Mein Ghar Mein Bacchon Ne 'DANGAL' Dekha!
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    Husband: Main Us 'KAABIL' Nahi.
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Bahar Thand Bahut Hai Aur Main Ghar Pe Hi Hun!
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Me: Haan.<br/>
Mom: Gajrela.<br/>
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Mom: Main Bol Rahi Hun Uth Ke Market Se Gajar Le Aa!
    Mom: Gajar Ka Halwa Khayega?
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    Mom: Gajrela.
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