• Pata Nahi Kis Buzurg Ka Aashirwad Lag Geya Mujhe 'Phullo Phallo'...<br/>
Aur Tab Se Main Phoolti Hi Ja Rahi Hun!
    Pata Nahi Kis Buzurg Ka Aashirwad Lag Geya Mujhe 'Phullo Phallo'...
    Aur Tab Se Main Phoolti Hi Ja Rahi Hun!
  • Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!
    Jitne Dhokhe Maine Khaye Hain Us Hisaab Se Mujhe Bhi Sadma Bhushan Award Milna Chahiye!
  • Other Countries: This man is so talented.<br/>
India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!
    Other Countries: This man is so talented.
    India: Bahut Harami Hai... Cheez Hai Yeh, Bhai!
  • Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:<br/>
Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!
    Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:
    Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!
  • Aurtein Shaadi Ke Baad Gehne Pehanti Hain Taaki Logon Ko Lage Ki Woh Shaadi-Shuda Hain... Aadmiyon Ka Kya Hai, Thobde Se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai!
    Aurtein Shaadi Ke Baad Gehne Pehanti Hain Taaki Logon Ko Lage Ki Woh Shaadi-Shuda Hain... Aadmiyon Ka Kya Hai, Thobde Se Hi Pata Chal Jata Hai!
  • Girl: I need to lose weight.<br/>
Mom: Pooja Kiya Karo.<br/>
Girl: Pooja? Why?<br/>
Mom: Pooja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
    Girl: I need to lose weight.
    Mom: Pooja Kiya Karo.
    Girl: Pooja? Why?
    Mom: Pooja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
  • Agar Aapko Sar-Dard Hai Toh Kuchh Der Biwi Se Zaroor Baat Karein,<br/>
Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat-ta Hai!
    Agar Aapko Sar-Dard Hai Toh Kuchh Der Biwi Se Zaroor Baat Karein,
    Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat-ta Hai!
  • Mom: Kal Subah Jaldi Uth Jaana.<br/>
Son: But Kal Toh Chutti Hai Aur Mujhe Subah, Kahin Nahi Jaana.<br/>
Mom: Mujhe Toh Jaana Hai Na, Jaldi Uth Kar Breakfast Kar Lena!
    Mom: Kal Subah Jaldi Uth Jaana.
    Son: But Kal Toh Chutti Hai Aur Mujhe Subah, Kahin Nahi Jaana.
    Mom: Mujhe Toh Jaana Hai Na, Jaldi Uth Kar Breakfast Kar Lena!
  • Kaam Aisa Karo Ki TV Mein Aao, Na Ki CCTV Mein!
    Kaam Aisa Karo Ki TV Mein Aao, Na Ki CCTV Mein!
  • Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.<br/>
Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!
    Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.
    Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!