Text me when you're bored and I'll ignore it like I'm busy!
It's better to step back when ignored... rather than wait to be insulted!
I'm so talented that I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time!
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit!
I have a sixth sense, I see stupid people!
I love everyone.
Some I love to be around;
Some I love to avoid;
And others I'd love to punch in the face!
Some I love to be around;
Some I love to avoid;
And others I'd love to punch in the face!
You're:
the jelly to my burger;
the knife to my soup;
the glitter to my sushi;
And the ketchup to my ice cream.
My point is, you're worthless!
the jelly to my burger;
the knife to my soup;
the glitter to my sushi;
And the ketchup to my ice cream.
My point is, you're worthless!
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
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