• You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!Upload to Facebook
    You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
  • Insult:<br />
Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures? <br />
Boy: Really, why?<br />
Girl: Because you are really ugly!Upload to Facebook
    Insult:
    Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures?
    Boy: Really, why?
    Girl: Because you are really ugly!
  • Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
  • Sorry I didn't text you back;<br/>
Because my phone recognized your number!Upload to Facebook
    Sorry I didn't text you back;
    Because my phone recognized your number!
  • May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.Upload to Facebook
    May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.
  • Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!Upload to Facebook
    Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
  • Talking about me behind my back?<br/>
That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!Upload to Facebook
    Talking about me behind my back?
    That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!
  • Boy: You're like a coin.<br/>
Girl: Awwww, valuable?<br/>
Boy: No, two faced!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: You're like a coin.
    Girl: Awwww, valuable?
    Boy: No, two faced!
  • Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!Upload to Facebook
    Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!
  • A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'Who is best'?
    Cow: I give milk.
    Camel: I move heavy loads.
    Donkey:.....
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    What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
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