Insults SMS

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Don't ask me stupid questions and I won't hurt your stupid feelings!
Please don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
I'm allergic to stupidity, it makes me break out in sarcasm!
Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
You are dumb
You are dum
You are du
You are d
You are
You ar
You a
You ar
You are
You are d
You are du
You are dum
You are still dumb
I suffer from Alzheimer's... I always forget to give a shit!
I suffer from Alzheimer's... I always forget to give a shit!
You are so fake that even
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China would deny to have made you!
Text me when you're bored and I'll ignore it like I'm busy!
It's better to step back when ignored... rather than wait to be insulted!
It's better to step back when ignored... rather than wait to be insulted!
I'm so talented that I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time!
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Quotes

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.

Trivia

In the entire state of Ohio in 1895, there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other.

Graffiti

Do computers files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?