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You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice!
This message is strictly for cute & charming people only.
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Since you accidentally received it,
We deeply apologize for inconvenience due to the technical error!
You are as useless as 'AY' in 'OKAY'!
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
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No?
Quickly check your driving license!
Hey friend,
Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs you, after all!
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers!
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers!
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter!
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity!
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity!

Quotes

The happiness and peace attained by those satisfied by the nectar of spiritual tranquillity is not attained by greedy persons restlessly moving here and there.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.