• Don't feel special if I text you back within 2 minutes, my phone is always in my hand!Upload to Facebook
    Don't feel special if I text you back within 2 minutes, my phone is always in my hand!
  • Do you like the way I am?<br/>

Or should I ask God to improve your taste?Upload to Facebook
    Do you like the way I am?
    Or should I ask God to improve your taste?
  • I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at!Upload to Facebook
    I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at!
  • Don't Worry - that you tried to be Einstein and Failed
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    If Einstein had tried to be you, he'd have failed, too!
  • If you're talking behind my back, then you're in a fabulous position to `KISS MY ASS!`Upload to Facebook
    If you're talking behind my back, then you're in a fabulous position to "KISS MY ASS!"
  • I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!Upload to Facebook
    I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you!
  • Let's play at being a horse. I'll be the front end. You can just be yourself!
  • I've disappointed a lot of people in my life, you're not special!Upload to Facebook
    I've disappointed a lot of people in my life, you're not special!
  • Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you!
  • It's okay to be ugly... but aren't you overdoing it!
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