• Some people walked out of my life and made it better.<br/>
Others I kicked out and made it freaking fantastic!Upload to Facebook
    Some people walked out of my life and made it better.
    Others I kicked out and made it freaking fantastic!
  • I need to get on medication...<br/>
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So I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side affects!Upload to Facebook
    I need to get on medication...
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    So I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side affects!
  • Common sense is like deodorant.<br/>
The people who need it the most never use it!Upload to Facebook
    Common sense is like deodorant.
    The people who need it the most never use it!
  • OMG, you look so much better when you don't wear your glasses.<br/>
Well, you look better when I don't wear my glasses too!Upload to Facebook
    OMG, you look so much better when you don't wear your glasses.
    Well, you look better when I don't wear my glasses too!
  • You should pull weird faces in photos, because...<br/>
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    You should pull weird faces in photos, because...
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    It's better to look ugly on purpose!
  • I love everybody.
    Some I love to be around;
    Some I love to avoid;
    And others I would love to punch in the face!
  • I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!Upload to Facebook
    I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
  • To the people who hate me:<br/>
Dear Haters,<br/>
I couldn't help but notice that, 'Awesome' ends with 'me',<br/>
And 'Ugly' starts with 'you'!Upload to Facebook
    To the people who hate me:
    Dear Haters,
    I couldn't help but notice that, 'Awesome' ends with 'me',
    And 'Ugly' starts with 'you'!
  • I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!Upload to Facebook
    I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!
  • You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!Upload to Facebook
    You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
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