• Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one!Upload to Facebook
    Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one!
  • I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first!Upload to Facebook
    I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first!
  • I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!Upload to Facebook
    I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!
  • Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!Upload to Facebook
    Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!
  • If traveling was free you'd never see me again!Upload to Facebook
    If traveling was free you'd never see me again!
  • Disease: Idiotitis<br/>
Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious.<br/>
Best defense: Slap and run!Upload to Facebook
    Disease: Idiotitis
    Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious.
    Best defense: Slap and run!
  • This is not fair,<br/>
How could you do this?<br/>
Didn't expect this from you!<br/>
Got a whole channel on your name and didn't tell even me?<br/>
Animal Planet!Upload to Facebook
    This is not fair,
    How could you do this?
    Didn't expect this from you!
    Got a whole channel on your name and didn't tell even me?
    Animal Planet!
  • Don't like me?<br />
Cool... I don't wake up every day to impress you!Upload to Facebook
    Don't like me?
    Cool... I don't wake up every day to impress you!
  • You're Silly<br />
You're Sil<br />
You're S<br />
You're <br />
You<br />
Y<br />
You<br />
You're<br />
You're S<br />
You're Sti<br />
You're Still<br />
You're Still Si<br />
You're Still Silly!Upload to Facebook
    You're Silly
    You're Sil
    You're S
    You're
    You
    Y
    You
    You're
    You're S
    You're Sti
    You're Still
    You're Still Si
    You're Still Silly!
  • Don't feel special if I text you back within 2 minutes, my phone is always in my hand!Upload to Facebook
    Don't feel special if I text you back within 2 minutes, my phone is always in my hand!
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