• Dealing with idiots is like playing soccer.<br/>
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
    Dealing with idiots is like playing soccer.
    You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
  • Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions!
    Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions!
  • A good way to decompress is to close your eyes, breathe in through the nose, exhale through the mouth and visualize slapping an idiot!
    A good way to decompress is to close your eyes, breathe in through the nose, exhale through the mouth and visualize slapping an idiot!
  • Most people have 5 senses.<br/>
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Non - Sense!
    Most people have 5 senses.
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    Non - Sense!
  • I don't hate you I just don't like the fact that you exist!
    I don't hate you I just don't like the fact that you exist!
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I don't hate you. I just don't like the fact that you exist!
    I don't hate you. I just don't like the fact that you exist!
  • I love the sound you make when you shut up!
    I love the sound you make when you shut up!
  • Finally, I have figured out the reason that why I look so bad in photos.<br/>
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It's my face!
    Finally, I have figured out the reason that why I look so bad in photos.
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    It's my face!
  • You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky!
    You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky!
  • You can travel all over the earth just to find out that you are miserable everywhere!
    You can travel all over the earth just to find out that you are miserable everywhere!