• I love everybody.
    Some I love to be around;
    Some I love to avoid;
    And others I would love to punch in the face!
  • I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!Upload to Facebook
    I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
  • To the people who hate me:<br/>
Dear Haters,<br/>
I couldn't help but notice that, 'Awesome' ends with 'me',<br/>
And 'Ugly' starts with 'you'!Upload to Facebook
    To the people who hate me:
    Dear Haters,
    I couldn't help but notice that, 'Awesome' ends with 'me',
    And 'Ugly' starts with 'you'!
  • I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!Upload to Facebook
    I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!
  • You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!Upload to Facebook
    You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
  • Insult:<br />
Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures? <br />
Boy: Really, why?<br />
Girl: Because you are really ugly!Upload to Facebook
    Insult:
    Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures?
    Boy: Really, why?
    Girl: Because you are really ugly!
  • Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
  • Sorry I didn't text you back;<br/>
Because my phone recognized your number!Upload to Facebook
    Sorry I didn't text you back;
    Because my phone recognized your number!
  • May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.Upload to Facebook
    May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.
  • Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!Upload to Facebook
    Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
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