|Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you!|
|It's okay to be ugly... but aren't you overdoing it!|
|The difference between CHAMP and CHUMP is 'U'!|
|Two devils came into my dreams.|
They said, "We want to disturb some good person".
I suggest them your name.
They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"
|When there were no Mobile and Internet... sometimes I use to walk for miles to tell someone "You are an Idiot`!|
|Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!|
|When one is Dead, only others feel the Pain... it's the same when one is Stupid!|
|It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this isn't true of a family tree!|
|The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it.|
If you can't stop it, you must laugh at it;
And if you can't laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
|One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you!|