• Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better!Upload to Facebook
    Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better!
  • If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ!Upload to Facebook
    If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ!
  • Sometimes I tell people I'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I tell people I'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!
  • Sorry if I didn't reply to your text, I wasn't able to find a response that would keep you from sending another!Upload to Facebook
    Sorry if I didn't reply to your text, I wasn't able to find a response that would keep you from sending another!
  • You should pull weird faces in photos, because sometimes...<br/>
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It's better to look ugly on purpose!Upload to Facebook
    You should pull weird faces in photos, because sometimes...
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    It's better to look ugly on purpose!
  • There are naturally attractive people and then there are people like you who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting!Upload to Facebook
    There are naturally attractive people and then there are people like you who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting!
  • I believe in Karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it!Upload to Facebook
    I believe in Karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it!
  • There's nothing like inner beauty. If you're ugly, you're ugly. That's it!Upload to Facebook
    There's nothing like inner beauty. If you're ugly, you're ugly. That's it!
  • Happy that I live in a world with Facebook.<br/>
Before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an idiot!Upload to Facebook
    Happy that I live in a world with Facebook.
    Before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an idiot!
  • You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone...<br/>
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