• A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!Upload to Facebook
    A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
  • I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.<br />
Please be patient, I will get to you shortly!Upload to Facebook
    I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.
    Please be patient, I will get to you shortly!
  • Don't feel bad if you feel ugly today
    because you've been
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    always ugly!
  • There are 1,013,913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!Upload to Facebook
    There are 1,013,913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!
  • When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there just in case it needs help!Upload to Facebook
    When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there just in case it needs help!
  • I'd love to punch you by accident on purpose!Upload to Facebook
    I'd love to punch you by accident on purpose!
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception!Upload to Facebook
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception!
  • Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one!Upload to Facebook
    Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one!
  • I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first!Upload to Facebook
    I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first!
  • I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!Upload to Facebook
    I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!
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