Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures?
Boy: Really, why?
Girl: Because you are really ugly!
|Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!|
|Sorry I didn't text you back;|
Because my phone recognized your number!
|May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.|
|Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!|
|Talking about me behind my back?|
That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!
|Boy: You're like a coin.|
Girl: Awwww, valuable?
Boy: No, two faced!
|Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!|
|A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'Who is best'?|
Cow: I give milk.
Camel: I move heavy loads.
What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
No Missed Calls
I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?