|My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a pineapple at his face!|
|If you are ugly, you are ugly. There is nothing like inner beauty.|
Do you see short people going around saying they got inner height?
|As the years go, you may lose your hair, teeth & eyesight. But not your talent, wisdom & intelligence.|
Because you can never loose which you don't have!
|Keep your nose in your mask and out of my business!|
|If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them!|
|Some people are like Slinkies... they are really good for nothing.|
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
|Some people look good in photos but not in real life.|
Some people look good in real life but not in photos.
I am none of them!
|Don't think you are useless.|
Though you are but don't think about that!
|Mirrors don't lie.|
Lucky for some, they don't laugh either!
|Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!|