Insults SMS

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One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you!
You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice!
This message is strictly for cute & charming people only.
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Since you accidentally received it,
We deeply apologize for inconvenience due to the technical error!
You are as useless as 'AY' in 'OKAY'!
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
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No?
Quickly check your driving license!
Hey friend,
Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs you, after all!
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers!
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers!
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter!

Quotes

The struggle of life is one of our greatest blessings. It makes us patient, sensitive and Godlike. It teaches us that although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming to it.

Trivia

Beyonce Knowles' debut album "Dangerously in Love" earned her five Grammys.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.