• Ever look at someone and think, `Why has no one hit him with a shovel yet?`
    Ever look at someone and think, "Why has no one hit him with a shovel yet?"
  • I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me,<br/>
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I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!
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    I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!
  • I love everybody.<br/>
Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid;<br/>
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And others I would love to punch in the face!
    I love everybody.
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    And others I would love to punch in the face!
  • I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think I am ignoring you, I am!
    I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think I am ignoring you, I am!
  • How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!
    How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!
  • The more I know people, the more I know why God created the middle finger!
    The more I know people, the more I know why God created the middle finger!
  • I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk!
    I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk!
  • I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one!
    I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one!
  • Dealing with idiots is like playing soccer.<br/>
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
    Dealing with idiots is like playing soccer.
    You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
  • Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions!
    Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions!