• Don't you hate it when someone says `Omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly? <br/>
I'm sorry, I'll stop doing that!
    Don't you hate it when someone says `Omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly?
    I'm sorry, I'll stop doing that!
  • You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera!
    You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera!
  • When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others. <br/>
It's the same when you are stupid!
    When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others.
    It's the same when you are stupid!
  • Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!
    Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!
  • You know what I hate about people?<br/>
Their existence!
    You know what I hate about people?
    Their existence!
  • Ever look at someone and think, `Why has no one hit him with a shovel yet?`
    Ever look at someone and think, "Why has no one hit him with a shovel yet?"
  • I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me,<br/>
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I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!
    I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me,
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    I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!
  • I love everybody.<br/>
Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid;<br/>
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And others I would love to punch in the face!
    I love everybody.
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    And others I would love to punch in the face!
  • I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think I am ignoring you, I am!
    I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think I am ignoring you, I am!
  • How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!
    How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!