• Let's play at being a horse. I'll be the front end. You can just be yourself!
  • I've disappointed a lot of people in my life, you're not special!
    I've disappointed a lot of people in my life, you're not special!
  • Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you!
  • It's okay to be ugly... but aren't you overdoing it!
  • The difference between CHAMP and CHUMP is 'U'!
  • Two devils came into my dreams.
    They said, "We want to disturb some good person".
    I suggest them your name.
    They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"
  • When there were no Mobile and Internet... sometimes I use to walk for miles to tell someone "You are an Idiot`!
  • Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!
  • When one is Dead, only others feel the Pain... it's the same when one is Stupid!
  • It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this isn't true of a family tree!
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