• Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
    Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
  • If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you. <br/>
No one is without their phone for hours!
    If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you.
    No one is without their phone for hours!
  • You know you are ugly when the only compliment you ever get is about your eyes or your hair!
    You know you are ugly when the only compliment you ever get is about your eyes or your hair!
  • You should do two things in the morning...
    1. Pray to God so you can live
    2. Have a shower so others can live!
  • Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once!
    Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once!
  • This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!
    This morning I called my mom by 'birth giver' and she replied 'yes financial drain'!
  • You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle!
    You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a whistle!
  • Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke!
    Remember you're someone's reason to smile... because you're a joke!
  • Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people!
    Calling you an idiot will be an insult to stupid people!
  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
    If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!