• My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a pineapple at his face!
    My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a pineapple at his face!
  • If you are ugly, you are ugly. There is nothing like inner beauty.<br/>
Do you see short people going around saying they got inner height?
    If you are ugly, you are ugly. There is nothing like inner beauty.
    Do you see short people going around saying they got inner height?
  • As the years go, you may lose your hair, teeth & eyesight. But not your talent, wisdom & intelligence.<br/>
Because you can never loose which you don't have!
    As the years go, you may lose your hair, teeth & eyesight. But not your talent, wisdom & intelligence.
    Because you can never loose which you don't have!
  • Keep your nose in your mask and out of my business!
    Keep your nose in your mask and out of my business!
  • If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them!
    If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them!
  • Some people are like Slinkies... they are really good for nothing.<br/>
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
    Some people are like Slinkies... they are really good for nothing.
    But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!
  • Some people look good in photos but not in real life.<br/>
Some people look good in real life but not in photos.<br/>
I am none of them!
    Some people look good in photos but not in real life.
    Some people look good in real life but not in photos.
    I am none of them!
  • Don't think you are useless.<br/>
Though you are but don't think about that!
    Don't think you are useless.
    Though you are but don't think about that!
  • Mirrors don't lie.<br/>
Lucky for some, they don't laugh either!
    Mirrors don't lie.
    Lucky for some, they don't laugh either!
  • Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
    Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!