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When there were no Mobile and Internet... sometimes I use to walk for miles to tell someone "You are an Idiot`!
Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!
When one is Dead, only others feel the Pain... it's the same when one is Stupid!
It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this isn't true of a family tree!
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it.
If you can't stop it, you must laugh at it;
And if you can't laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you!
You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice!
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A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues.


Sunil Dutt was much more than the suave hero, he was quite the Bollywood baddie! The actor played the role of a dacoit in 20 movies in his career.


Glass house jokes are always transparent.