• Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!Upload to Facebook
    Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
  • Talking about me behind my back?<br/>
That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!Upload to Facebook
    Talking about me behind my back?
    That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!
  • Boy: You're like a coin.<br/>
Girl: Awwww, valuable?<br/>
Boy: No, two faced!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: You're like a coin.
    Girl: Awwww, valuable?
    Boy: No, two faced!
  • Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!Upload to Facebook
    Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!
  • A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'Who is best'?
    Cow: I give milk.
    Camel: I move heavy loads.
    Donkey:.....
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    What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
  • No Calls<br/>
No Messages<br/>
No Letters<br/>
No Visits<br/>
No Missed Calls<br/>
I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?Upload to Facebook
    No Calls
    No Messages
    No Letters
    No Visits
    No Missed Calls
    I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?
  • Most people have 5 senses.
    But you are blessed with 6 senses.
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    NON-SENSE!
  • Insult Ki Hadh:<br/>
Girl: Mummy, Kya Main Beautiful Dikhti Hun?<br/>
Mummy: Apne BF Se Puch Le.<br/>
Girl: BF Nahi Hai.<br/>
Mummy: To Khud Hi Samjh Ja Ab!Upload to Facebook
    Insult Ki Hadh:
    Girl: Mummy, Kya Main Beautiful Dikhti Hun?
    Mummy: Apne BF Se Puch Le.
    Girl: BF Nahi Hai.
    Mummy: To Khud Hi Samjh Ja Ab!
  • Promise me we are true friends,
    I am lamp you are light;
    I am Coke you are Sprite.
    I am Sawan you are Badal;
    I am Normal you are Pagal.
    I am Water you are Tanki;
    I am Tarzan you are Monkey!
  • Don't yell at me to `get a grip` unless you mean around your neck!Upload to Facebook
    Don't yell at me to "get a grip" unless you mean around your neck!
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