• Most people have 5 senses.
    But you are blessed with 6 senses.
    And that extra sense is
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    NON-SENSE!
  • Insult Ki Hadh:<br/>
Girl: Mummy, Kya Main Beautiful Dikhti Hun?<br/>
Mummy: Apne BF Se Puch Le.<br/>
Girl: BF Nahi Hai.<br/>
Mummy: To Khud Hi Samjh Ja Ab!Upload to Facebook
    Insult Ki Hadh:
    Girl: Mummy, Kya Main Beautiful Dikhti Hun?
    Mummy: Apne BF Se Puch Le.
    Girl: BF Nahi Hai.
    Mummy: To Khud Hi Samjh Ja Ab!
  • Promise me we are true friends,
    I am lamp you are light;
    I am Coke you are Sprite.
    I am Sawan you are Badal;
    I am Normal you are Pagal.
    I am Water you are Tanki;
    I am Tarzan you are Monkey!
  • Don't yell at me to `get a grip` unless you mean around your neck!Upload to Facebook
    Don't yell at me to "get a grip" unless you mean around your neck!
  • I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!
  • Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!Upload to Facebook
    Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!
  • I don't react doesn't mean I didn't notice!Upload to Facebook
    I don't react doesn't mean I didn't notice!
  • A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!Upload to Facebook
    A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
  • I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.<br />
Please be patient, I will get to you shortly!Upload to Facebook
    I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.
    Please be patient, I will get to you shortly!
  • Don't feel bad if you feel ugly today
    because you've been
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    always ugly!
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