• When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there just in case it needs help!Upload to Facebook
    When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there just in case it needs help!
  • I'd love to punch you by accident on purpose!Upload to Facebook
    I'd love to punch you by accident on purpose!
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception!Upload to Facebook
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception!
  • Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one!Upload to Facebook
    Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one!
  • I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first!Upload to Facebook
    I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first!
  • I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!Upload to Facebook
    I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!
  • Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!Upload to Facebook
    Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud!
  • If traveling was free you'd never see me again!Upload to Facebook
    If traveling was free you'd never see me again!
  • Disease: Idiotitis<br/>
Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious.<br/>
Best defense: Slap and run!Upload to Facebook
    Disease: Idiotitis
    Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, Thousands affected. Might be contagious.
    Best defense: Slap and run!
  • This is not fair,<br/>
How could you do this?<br/>
Didn't expect this from you!<br/>
Got a whole channel on your name and didn't tell even me?<br/>
Animal Planet!Upload to Facebook
    This is not fair,
    How could you do this?
    Didn't expect this from you!
    Got a whole channel on your name and didn't tell even me?
    Animal Planet!
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