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When there were no Mobile and Internet... sometimes I use to walk for miles to tell someone "You are an Idiot`!
Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!
When one is Dead, only others feel the Pain... it's the same when one is Stupid!
It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this isn't true of a family tree!
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it.
If you can't stop it, you must laugh at it;
And if you can't laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you!
You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice!
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Quotes

Mystification is simple; clarity is the hardest thing of all.

Trivia

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