It's okay to be ugly... but aren't you overdoing it!
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The difference between CHAMP and CHUMP is 'U'!
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Two devils came into my dreams.
They said, "We want to disturb some good person".
I suggest them your name.
They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"
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When there were no Mobile and Internet... sometimes I use to walk for miles to tell someone "You are an Idiot`!
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Oh, I offended you with my opinion. Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself!
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When one is Dead, only others feel the Pain... it's the same when one is Stupid!
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It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this isn't true of a family tree!
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The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it.
If you can't stop it, you must laugh at it;
And if you can't laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
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One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you!
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You're as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down!
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