• I was taught to think before I act. So when I slap you, just know that I thoroughly thought about it first!
    I was taught to think before I act. So when I slap you, just know that I thoroughly thought about it first!
  • Girls call me ugly until they see my bank balance...<br/>
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now they call me - ugly and poor!
    Girls call me ugly until they see my bank balance...
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    now they call me - ugly and poor!
  • Don't feel bad if you feel ugly today because you've been<br/>
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    Don't feel bad if you feel ugly today because you've been
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  • Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better!
    Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better!
  • If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ!
    If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ!
  • Sometimes I tell people I'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!
    Sometimes I tell people I'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!
  • Sorry if I didn't reply to your text, I wasn't able to find a response that would keep you from sending another!
    Sorry if I didn't reply to your text, I wasn't able to find a response that would keep you from sending another!
  • You should pull weird faces in photos, because sometimes...<br/>
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  • There are naturally attractive people and then there are people like you who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting!
    There are naturally attractive people and then there are people like you who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting!
  • I believe in Karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it!
    I believe in Karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it!