• The more I know people, the more I know why God created the middle finger!
    The more I know people, the more I know why God created the middle finger!
  • I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk!
    I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk!
  • I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one!
    I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one!
  • Dealing with idiots is like playing soccer.<br/>
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
    Dealing with idiots is like playing soccer.
    You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
  • Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions!
    Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions!
  • A good way to decompress is to close your eyes, breathe in through the nose, exhale through the mouth and visualize slapping an idiot!
    A good way to decompress is to close your eyes, breathe in through the nose, exhale through the mouth and visualize slapping an idiot!
  • Most people have 5 senses.<br/>
But you are blessed with 6 senses and that extra sense is...<br/>
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Non - Sense!
    Most people have 5 senses.
    But you are blessed with 6 senses and that extra sense is...
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    Non - Sense!
  • I don't hate you I just don't like the fact that you exist!
    I don't hate you I just don't like the fact that you exist!
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I don't hate you. I just don't like the fact that you exist!
    I don't hate you. I just don't like the fact that you exist!
  • I love the sound you make when you shut up!
    I love the sound you make when you shut up!