• I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
  • If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth. I really don't give a F**K!
  • Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.
  • A pretty girl can kiss a guy;
    A bird can kiss a butterfly;
    The rising sun can kiss the grass;
    But you my 'friend', can kiss my ass!
  • Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers?
    This only means that one day, you're going to be pretty famous!
  • Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly, gently, softly.
  • I wish I were a dog and you were a flower;<br />
So I could lift my leg and give you a shower!
    I wish I were a dog and you were a flower;
    So I could lift my leg and give you a shower!
  • Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean that I don't want to hit you in the face.
  • Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait - that's you!
  • I was doing just fine before you came; but I think I'll be fine now that you're gone.