• From the moment I saw you, I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
  • I hate two-faced people because it's harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.
    I hate two-faced people because it's harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.
  • From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life
    .
    ..
    ...
    avoiding you!
  • Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly... Gently...
  • B***h! I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
  • I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
  • If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth. I really don't give a F**K!
  • Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.
  • A pretty girl can kiss a guy;
    A bird can kiss a butterfly;
    The rising sun can kiss the grass;
    But you my 'friend', can kiss my ass!
  • Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers?
    This only means that one day, you're going to be pretty famous!