|Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers?|
This only means that one day, you're going to be pretty famous!
|Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly, gently, softly.|
|I wish I were a dog and you were a flower;|
So I could lift my leg and give you a shower!
|Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean that I don't want to hit you in the face.|
|Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait - that's you!|
|I was doing just fine before you came; but I think I'll be fine now that you're gone.|
|Just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I'm fake. It means I'm mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.|
|People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.|
|I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.|
|I bet your ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.|