• I was doing just fine before you came; but I think I'll be fine now that you're gone.
  • Just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I'm fake. It means I'm mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.
  • People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
  • I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
  • I bet your ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
  • Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
  • If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.
  • I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
  • Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
  • I hope 'Karma' slaps you in the face before I do.