|I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.|
|If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth. I really don't give a F**K!|
|Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.|
|A pretty girl can kiss a guy;|
A bird can kiss a butterfly;
The rising sun can kiss the grass;
But you my 'friend', can kiss my ass!
|Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers?|
This only means that one day, you're going to be pretty famous!
|Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly, gently, softly.|
|I wish I were a dog and you were a flower;|
So I could lift my leg and give you a shower!
|Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean that I don't want to hit you in the face.|
|Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait - that's you!|
|I was doing just fine before you came; but I think I'll be fine now that you're gone.|