|From the moment I saw you, I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.|
|I hate two-faced people because it's harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.|
|From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life|
|Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly... Gently...|
|B***h! I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.|
|I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.|
|If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth. I really don't give a F**K!|
|Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.|
|A pretty girl can kiss a guy;|
A bird can kiss a butterfly;
The rising sun can kiss the grass;
But you my 'friend', can kiss my ass!
|Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers?|
This only means that one day, you're going to be pretty famous!