• Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers?
    This only means that one day, you're going to be pretty famous!
  • Wish some people would just disappear. Quietly, gently, softly.
  • I wish I were a dog and you were a flower;<br />
So I could lift my leg and give you a shower!
    I wish I were a dog and you were a flower;
    So I could lift my leg and give you a shower!
  • Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean that I don't want to hit you in the face.
  • Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait - that's you!
  • I was doing just fine before you came; but I think I'll be fine now that you're gone.
  • Just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I'm fake. It means I'm mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.
  • People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
  • I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
  • I bet your ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.