• Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
    To avoid suffocation, keep my hands away from your neck.
  • You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.
  • Sarcasm, because backslapping and stabbing the shit out of people is illegal.
  • I'll make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.
  • Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.
  • If I've ever offended you? Just know that from the bottom of my heart, I really don't give a shit.
  • Can't stand me? Then sit down.