|Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.|
To avoid suffocation, keep my hands away from your neck.
|You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.|
|Sarcasm, because backslapping and stabbing the shit out of people is illegal.|
|I'll make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.|
|Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.|
|If I've ever offended you? Just know that from the bottom of my heart, I really don't give a shit.|
|Can't stand me? Then sit down.|