• I need to get on medication...<br/>
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So I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side affects!
    I need to get on medication...
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    So I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side affects!
  • Common sense is like deodorant.<br/>
The people who need it the most never use it!
    Common sense is like deodorant.
    The people who need it the most never use it!
  • OMG, you look so much better when you don't wear your glasses.<br/>
Well, you look better when I don't wear my glasses too!
    OMG, you look so much better when you don't wear your glasses.
    Well, you look better when I don't wear my glasses too!
  • You should pull weird faces in photos, because...<br/>
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It's better to look ugly on purpose!
    You should pull weird faces in photos, because...
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    It's better to look ugly on purpose!
  • I love everybody.
    Some I love to be around;
    Some I love to avoid;
    And others I would love to punch in the face!
  • I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
    I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!
  • To the people who hate me:<br/>
Dear Haters,<br/>
I couldn't help but notice that, 'Awesome' ends with 'me',<br/>
And 'Ugly' starts with 'you'!
    To the people who hate me:
    Dear Haters,
    I couldn't help but notice that, 'Awesome' ends with 'me',
    And 'Ugly' starts with 'you'!
  • I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!
    I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!
  • You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
    You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
  • Insult:<br />
Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures? <br />
Boy: Really, why?<br />
Girl: Because you are really ugly!
    Insult:
    Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures?
    Boy: Really, why?
    Girl: Because you are really ugly!
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