• Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
    Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
  • Sorry I didn't text you back;<br/>
Because my phone recognized your number!
    Sorry I didn't text you back;
    Because my phone recognized your number!
  • May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.
    May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.
  • Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
    Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
  • Talking about me behind my back?<br/>
That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!
    Talking about me behind my back?
    That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!
  • Boy: You're like a coin.<br/>
Girl: Awwww, valuable?<br/>
Boy: No, two faced!
    Boy: You're like a coin.
    Girl: Awwww, valuable?
    Boy: No, two faced!
  • Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!
    Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!
  • A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'Who is best'?
    Cow: I give milk.
    Camel: I move heavy loads.
    Donkey:.....
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    What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
  • No Calls<br/>
No Messages<br/>
No Letters<br/>
No Visits<br/>
No Missed Calls<br/>
I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?
    No Calls
    No Messages
    No Letters
    No Visits
    No Missed Calls
    I'm really worried - Kya Hua Zoo Walon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?
  • Most people have 5 senses.
    But you are blessed with 6 senses.
    And that extra sense is
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    NON-SENSE!
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