• I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!
    I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!
  • You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
    You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
  • Insult:<br />
Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures? <br />
Boy: Really, why?<br />
Girl: Because you are really ugly!
    Insult:
    Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures?
    Boy: Really, why?
    Girl: Because you are really ugly!
  • Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
    Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
  • Sorry I didn't text you back;<br/>
Because my phone recognized your number!
    Sorry I didn't text you back;
    Because my phone recognized your number!
  • May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.
    May be you should eat some makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.
  • Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
    Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
  • Talking about me behind my back?<br/>
That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!
    Talking about me behind my back?
    That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours!
  • Boy: You're like a coin.<br/>
Girl: Awwww, valuable?<br/>
Boy: No, two faced!
    Boy: You're like a coin.
    Girl: Awwww, valuable?
    Boy: No, two faced!
  • Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!
    Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!