|OMG, you look so much better when you don't wear your glasses.|
Well, you look better when I don't wear my glasses too!
|You should pull weird faces in photos, because...|
It's better to look ugly on purpose!
|I love everybody.|
Some I love to be around;
Some I love to avoid;
And others I would love to punch in the face!
|I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail!|
|To the people who hate me:|
I couldn't help but notice that, 'Awesome' ends with 'me',
And 'Ugly' starts with 'you'!
|I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly!|
|You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!|
Girl: Finally I have figured out why you look so bad in pictures?
Boy: Really, why?
Girl: Because you are really ugly!
|Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!|
|Sorry I didn't text you back;|
Because my phone recognized your number!