|In the UK, you need a TV licence to watch TV or you could end up in prison where you get to watch TV all day without paying for a licence!|
|If Two Witches Were Watching Two Watches,|
Which Witch Would Watch Which Watch??
|The only real failure is not trying at all!|
|To be successful, you must decide exactly what you want to accomplish, then resolve to pay the price to get it!|
|The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer!|
|Success isn't given. It's earned.|
On the track, on the field, in the gym, with blood, sweat and the occasional tear!
|What starts with E ends with E, has only one letter in it?|
|Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?|
|What grows shorter as it grows older?|
|It's not bad to be a dumb.|
Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!