|Music is the closest thing we have to mind control. It makes people move, changes moods, and can also bring back memories!|
|If the face masks work, why the 6 feet?|
If the 6 feet works, then why the Masks?
If both work, then why the Lockdown?
|Deep inside some people don't want this lockdown to end.|
I am some people!
|Open the Parliament before you open schools, show us by risking yourselves how prepared you are.|
Our kids are not your guinea pigs!
|The reason so many geniuses come from ancient times is that back then, they had nothing better to do than study their subject!|
|As we get older, birthday parties are less about presents and more about presence!|
|Is stay-at-home getting you down?|
Just remember that the Rolling Stones used to move into recording studios for months at a time with nothing more than 10 cases of tequila, 10 cases of rum, 50 cases of Jack Daniels, 50 cases of Rebel Yell, 250 cases of white wine, 125 cases of red wine, 1,000 cartons of cigarettes, a kilo of coke, a kilo of smack, and 10 keys of weed, and come out with a hit album. You must be doing something wrong!
|Stupidity doesn't grow in a vacuum. It needs love and nurturing and affirmation from generations of like-minded idiots!|
|The world has flipped upside down.|
Old folks are sneaking out and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
|Let each one graduate to this level of positivity!|
A reporter was interviewing a 99 yr old man: I certainly hope I can return next year & see you reach 100.
Old Man: Why not, you look healthy enough to me!