• Half of my problems are because of the tone of my voice.<br/>
Everyone thinks that I am arguing while I am actually talking!Upload to Facebook
    Half of my problems are because of the tone of my voice.
    Everyone thinks that I am arguing while I am actually talking!
  • I finally realized it that people are prisoners of their phones, that's why they are called Cell Phones!Upload to Facebook
    I finally realized it that people are prisoners of their phones, that's why they are called Cell Phones!
  • Never hide your `Last Seen` from WhatsApp.<br/>
Let people know that you are ignoring them!Upload to Facebook
    Never hide your "Last Seen" from WhatsApp.
    Let people know that you are ignoring them!
  • Every day I get up and look through The Forbes World's Billionaires list.<br/>
If I'm not there, I go to work!Upload to Facebook
    Every day I get up and look through The Forbes World's Billionaires list.
    If I'm not there, I go to work!
  • What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy?<br/>

I don't know and I don't care!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy?
    I don't know and I don't care!
  • A good sense of humor not only prevents a marriage from breaking but at times your bones, too!Upload to Facebook
    A good sense of humor not only prevents a marriage from breaking but at times your bones, too!
  • Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people!
  • I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system!Upload to Facebook
    I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system!
  • A man has dreams to fulfil...<br/>
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That's the reason he sleeps so much!Upload to Facebook
    A man has dreams to fulfil...
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    That's the reason he sleeps so much!
  • Being famous on Facebook is like being rich on Monopoly.<br/>
It's not real, so calm down!Upload to Facebook
    Being famous on Facebook is like being rich on Monopoly.
    It's not real, so calm down!
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