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    People who can fall asleep quickly, freak me out. I mean, don't they have thoughts?
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People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?Upload to Facebook
    It's really strange:
    People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  • So the new Samsung Galaxy S5 is water resistant?<br/>
Big deal... Nokia 3310 was flood, tsunami and apocalypse resistant!Upload to Facebook
    So the new Samsung Galaxy S5 is water resistant?
    Big deal... Nokia 3310 was flood, tsunami and apocalypse resistant!
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    Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes, the 'M' is silent!
  • If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself!Upload to Facebook
    If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself!
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    People around the world have gone so lazy, I am sure World War III will be fought online!
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`Ghee` Positive!Upload to Facebook
    Blood group of Punjabis:
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    "I will not look at her figure because she's a good friend" - said no man ever!
  • Dear Politician,<br/>
This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.<br/><br/>
Sincerely,<br/>
Black Money!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Politician,
    This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.

    Sincerely,
    Black Money!
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