|I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.|
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
|Most of the Men & Women at the Gym are working towards the same Goal...|
"The Perfect Female Body"
|You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone!|
|Everyone has that one person who is a human version of a migraine!|
|Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do!|
|Sometimes all you need is 500 million US Dollars!|
|If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel!|
|My simple attitude:|
I'm not single and I'm not committed.
I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves!
|Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you!|
If you are allergic to bullshit, drama, liars fake people and general ignorance, keep this sneeze going!