• February is just 29 days.<br/>
It still managed to have 5 Mondays. What a sad month!Upload to Facebook
    February is just 29 days.
    It still managed to have 5 Mondays. What a sad month!
  • It must be difficult to post inspirational tweets when your blood type is B Negative.
  • If you think money can't buy happiness then maybe you are using it wrong!Upload to Facebook
    If you think money can't buy happiness then maybe you are using it wrong!
  • Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on - "How to use the internet?", while a young boy Googles, "How to read a book?"!
  • Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches... it's more like a jar of jalapenos.<br/>
What you do today, might burn your a** tomorrow!Upload to Facebook
    Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches... it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
    What you do today, might burn your a** tomorrow!
  • The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you are on the job.
  • Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer.<br/>
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!Upload to Facebook
    Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer.
    You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
  • Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!Upload to Facebook
    Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!
  • Cell phones bring you closer to person far from you.
    But it takes you away from the ones sitting next to you!
  • Philosophy - The questions that may never be answered.
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