• The world is getting too sensitive.<br/>
Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended!
    The world is getting too sensitive.
    Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended!
  • Technically, All the money you've spent on food has been flushed down the toilet!
    Technically, All the money you've spent on food has been flushed down the toilet!
  • Rich people have affairs and poor people cheat!
    Rich people have affairs and poor people cheat!
  • The only thing that's worse than being ignored by the other gender is being ignored by automatic door sensors!
    The only thing that's worse than being ignored by the other gender is being ignored by automatic door sensors!
  • I'm not sure where women go to learn to argue, but that place is awesome!
    I'm not sure where women go to learn to argue, but that place is awesome!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
Every invention takes time to develop and to work out the kinks. I mean, even Kleenex was nothing to sneeze at in the beginning!
    What did I learn today?
    Every invention takes time to develop and to work out the kinks. I mean, even Kleenex was nothing to sneeze at in the beginning!
  • Today I realized that erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes!
    Today I realized that erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes!
  • Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously!
    Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously!
  • The only exhausting thing about online shopping is to find a payment method that doesn't require you to get up!
    The only exhausting thing about online shopping is to find a payment method that doesn't require you to get up!
  • Going grey is your body's hair printer running out of colored ink!
    Going grey is your body's hair printer running out of colored ink!