|People who can fall asleep quickly, freak me out. I mean, don't they have thoughts?|
|It's really strange:|
People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
|So the new Samsung Galaxy S5 is water resistant?|
Big deal... Nokia 3310 was flood, tsunami and apocalypse resistant!
|Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes, the 'M' is silent!|
|If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself!|
|People around the world have gone so lazy, I am sure World War III will be fought online!|
|18 year old boy: Will you marry me?|
18 year old girl: Get lost! No!
5 year old boy: Will you marry me?
18 year old girl: OMG! He's so cute... yes yes I will!
|Blood group of Punjabis:|
|"I will not look at her figure because she's a good friend" - said no man ever!|
This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.