• Light travels faster than sound.<br/>
That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!Upload to Facebook
    Light travels faster than sound.
    That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
  • Aging gracefully is an art.<br/>
Aging disgracefully is an absolute blast!Upload to Facebook
    Aging gracefully is an art.
    Aging disgracefully is an absolute blast!
  • Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them!Upload to Facebook
    Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them!
  • Counting the number of hours left for me to get back to bed after waking up every day is my favourite hobby!Upload to Facebook
    Counting the number of hours left for me to get back to bed after waking up every day is my favourite hobby!
  • My extensive research has emphatically deuced that it is religion that divides people and humor that unites them!Upload to Facebook
    My extensive research has emphatically deuced that it is religion that divides people and humor that unites them!
  • Even mutual funds have maturity but some people don't!Upload to Facebook
    Even mutual funds have maturity but some people don't!
  • As a kid, I didn't want to sleep cause I was scared of nightmares. Now, all I want to do is sleep cause life is worse than any nightmare!Upload to Facebook
    As a kid, I didn't want to sleep cause I was scared of nightmares. Now, all I want to do is sleep cause life is worse than any nightmare!
  • Have you ever thought that fire trucks are actually water trucks!Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever thought that fire trucks are actually water trucks!
  • Maximum truth has been told in bars with a glass of whiskey in hand and maximum lies have been told in courts with holy book in hand!Upload to Facebook
    Maximum truth has been told in bars with a glass of whiskey in hand and maximum lies have been told in courts with holy book in hand!
  • The most amazing thing about Google probably is that its creators couldn't use Google when creating it!Upload to Facebook
    The most amazing thing about Google probably is that its creators couldn't use Google when creating it!
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