• I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.<br />
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!Upload to Facebook
    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
    If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
  • Most of the Men & Women at the Gym are working towards the same Goal...
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    "The Perfect Female Body"
  • You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone!Upload to Facebook
    You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone!
  • Everyone has that one person who is a human version of a migraine!Upload to Facebook
    Everyone has that one person who is a human version of a migraine!
  • Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do!Upload to Facebook
    Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do!
  • Sometimes all you need is 500 million US Dollars!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes all you need is 500 million US Dollars!
  • If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel!Upload to Facebook
    If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel!
  • My simple attitude:<br/>
I'm not single and I'm not committed.<br/>
I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves!Upload to Facebook
    My simple attitude:
    I'm not single and I'm not committed.
    I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves!
  • Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you!Upload to Facebook
    Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you!
  • Aaaaaaaaaaaa. ccccchooooooooo!<br />

If you are allergic to bullshit, drama, liars fake people and general ignorance, keep this sneeze going!Upload to Facebook
    Aaaaaaaaaaaa. ccccchooooooooo!
    If you are allergic to bullshit, drama, liars fake people and general ignorance, keep this sneeze going!
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