• Dear Girls,<br/>
Your Blacklist seriously gives good competition to your Friend List!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Girls,
    Your Blacklist seriously gives good competition to your Friend List!
  • You know you miss someone, when as soon as something good happens, they're the first person you want to share it with!Upload to Facebook
    You know you miss someone, when as soon as something good happens, they're the first person you want to share it with!
  • Cheating isn't always kissing, touching, or flirting. If you have to delete text messages so your partner doesn't see them, you're already there.Upload to Facebook
    Cheating isn't always kissing, touching, or flirting. If you have to delete text messages so your partner doesn't see them, you're already there.
  • You don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them!Upload to Facebook
    You don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them!
  • The biggest criminals wear ties - not tattoos!Upload to Facebook
    The biggest criminals wear ties - not tattoos!
  • You never know what you have until you clean your room!Upload to Facebook
    You never know what you have until you clean your room!
  • Women's tongue and men's eyes rest - only when they die!Upload to Facebook
    Women's tongue and men's eyes rest - only when they die!
  • To all my 40+ (forty plus) friends:<br/>

We are unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation who listened to our parents; and also the first which have to listen to their children.<br/>

We are not special... but LIMITED EDITION!Upload to Facebook
    To all my 40+ (forty plus) friends:
    We are unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation who listened to our parents; and also the first which have to listen to their children.
    We are not special... but LIMITED EDITION!
  • Manners, a must.<br/>
Good Looks, ok great.<br/>
Humour, Hell Yeah!Upload to Facebook
    Manners, a must.
    Good Looks, ok great.
    Humour, Hell Yeah!
  • I've decided to add `extensive experience in dealing with stupid people` to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!Upload to Facebook
    I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!
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