|Live, Laugh, Love|
If that doesn't work,
Load, Aim and Fire
|The Lawyer hopes - You get into trouble!|
The Doctor hopes - You get sick!
The Police hopes - You become a criminal!
The Teacher hopes - You are born stupid!
The Landlord hopes - You don't buy a house!
The Dentist hopes - Your tooth decays!
The Mechanic hopes - Your car breaks down!
The Coffin maker - wants You dead!
Only A Thief wishes that You are - Prosperous in Life also wishes - You have a sound sleep!
|The person who loves you a lot will always do two things extremely for you.|
Silently Caring and openly Hurting to make you PERFECT!
|If you are persistent, you will get it. If you are consistent, you will keep it!|
|I wish I had time for the nervous breakdown that I deserve!|
|I feel a sense of relief when I see my maid in the morning... that is why she is called "Calm Wali`!|
|FriEND, boyfriEND, girlfriEND, best friEND - they all have an End.|
Only Family has 3 letters that say - I Love You!
|If you are single, don't be sad.|
You're just missing out on big expenses, less self respect, unnecessary arguments, huge phone bills and some love!
|Primary source of income:|
When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn't ask for the change back!
|I want my children to be independent headstrong people.|
Just not while I'm raising them!