Interesting SMS

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While making matches, FB renders great help to Indians. We know almost anyone's age or can deduce prospective match's age according to his Friend List or parents' age!
I think women spend more time thinking about what men are thinking than men actually spend time thinking!
Long before Shakira, the Punjab Police knew that - hips don't lie. A few whacks on the bum; and everyone starts singing the truth!
Don't judge a book by its cover. My Maths textbook had a picture of people enjoying and having fun on it!
Don't judge a book by its cover. My Maths textbook had a picture of people enjoying and having fun on it!
I feel better after I wine a little!
I feel better after I wine a little!
Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs?
God is always playing Chess with each one of us. He makes moves in our life and then sits back to see how we react to the Challenges.<br/> 
So make the best move before getting Checkmate!
God is always playing Chess with each one of us. He makes moves in our life and then sits back to see how we react to the Challenges.
So make the best move before getting Checkmate!
Children have become so expensive that only the poor can afford them!
Children have become so expensive that only the poor can afford them!
What man wants - all he can get! 
What woman wants - all she can't get!
What man wants - all he can get!
What woman wants - all she can't get!
I bought a new printer because it was cheaper than ink refills.<br/>
Now I'm wondering - how long before new cars are cheaper than fuel!
I bought a new printer because it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I'm wondering - how long before new cars are cheaper than fuel!

Quotes

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.

Trivia

Mary Gibbs (voice of Boo in Monsters Inc.) was too young to sit to record her lines, so they followed her around with a mike.

Graffiti

Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.