• Everyone has that one person who is a human version of a migraine!Upload to Facebook
    Everyone has that one person who is a human version of a migraine!
  • Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do!Upload to Facebook
    Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do!
  • Sometimes all you need is 500 million US Dollars!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes all you need is 500 million US Dollars!
  • If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel!Upload to Facebook
    If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel!
  • My simple attitude:<br/>
I'm not single and I'm not committed.<br/>
I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves!Upload to Facebook
    My simple attitude:
    I'm not single and I'm not committed.
    I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves!
  • Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you!Upload to Facebook
    Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you!
  • Aaaaaaaaaaaa. ccccchooooooooo!<br />

If you are allergic to bullshit, drama, liars fake people and general ignorance, keep this sneeze going!Upload to Facebook
    Aaaaaaaaaaaa. ccccchooooooooo!
    If you are allergic to bullshit, drama, liars fake people and general ignorance, keep this sneeze going!
  • I'm glad I'm average-looking;<br/>
This way - I know if someone loves me, it's for who I am and not as a trophy they can show off!Upload to Facebook
    I'm glad I'm average-looking;
    This way - I know if someone loves me, it's for who I am and not as a trophy they can show off!
  • Dance like no one is watching - they're busy checking their phones!Upload to Facebook
    Dance like no one is watching - they're busy checking their phones!
  • Second chances have never been a problem with me... I tend to give about 7 or 8 before I realise - I'm a f**king idiot!Upload to Facebook
    Second chances have never been a problem with me... I tend to give about 7 or 8 before I realise - I'm a f**king idiot!
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