• If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.<br/>
That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance!
    If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
    That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance!
  • Everyone is for free speech until it goes against their own sensibilities!
    Everyone is for free speech until it goes against their own sensibilities!
  • Nowadays, it's easier to get good internet connection than a good human connection!
    Nowadays, it's easier to get good internet connection than a good human connection!
  • Every time someone sets a World Record, the world sets a World Record for number of World Records recorded!
    Every time someone sets a World Record, the world sets a World Record for number of World Records recorded!
  • The teachers first tell you the importance of a 7+ hour sleep. Then they give you assignments that keep you up for the next seven nights!
    The teachers first tell you the importance of a 7+ hour sleep. Then they give you assignments that keep you up for the next seven nights!
  • You never actually go through a door. You go around the door!
    You never actually go through a door. You go around the door!
  • A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that begins with `A new poll suggests`!
    A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that begins with "A new poll suggests"!
  • A different version of you exists in mind of all the people that you've never met!
    A different version of you exists in mind of all the people that you've never met!
  • I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong!
    I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong!
  • Alarm Clock:<br/>
A device that wakes everyone up except the person who has set the alarm!
    Alarm Clock:
    A device that wakes everyone up except the person who has set the alarm!