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When two Punjabis argue on the road, technically one who does not have a sister wins by default!
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi - so that people visit it more often!
There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!
The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of a new car.
My girlfriend says I have the body of a man half my age, which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22!
Hugh Hefner - 87 years old, has 27 years old wife;
Berlusconi - 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend;
Maradona - 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend.
Moral : Don't worry that you don't have a girlfriend or wife, your's probably isn't born yet!
Berlusconi - 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend;
Maradona - 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend.
Moral : Don't worry that you don't have a girlfriend or wife, your's probably isn't born yet!
Only two kind of people enjoy their life:
Punjabi and Sharabi
Proud to be both!
Punjabi and Sharabi
Proud to be both!
M: Moaning
O: Odd
N: Nasty
D: Day
A: Amidst
Y: Yawning
O: Odd
N: Nasty
D: Day
A: Amidst
Y: Yawning
Can one die from constipation? I'm a little scared as to how some people are so full of shit!
Breaking News:
The Japanese have developed a camera that has such a fast shutter speed that it can take the picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
The Japanese have developed a camera that has such a fast shutter speed that it can take the picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
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