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The past of eat is ate; 
And the future of ate is 
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Weight!
The past of eat is ate;
And the future of ate is
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Weight!
Technology Shloka:
Karagre Vasate Android
Karmadhye Whatsapp
Karmule tu Facebookum
Prabhate Mobile Darshanum!
Never trust hair dressers... they are always talking behind your back!
Never trust hair dressers... they are always talking behind your back!
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one gives a hoot about your workout!
If I'm ever murdered, I have no doubt my chalk outline would include my phone in my hand!
If I'm ever murdered, I have no doubt my chalk outline would include my phone in my hand!
Once my girlfriend wanted me to surprise her with something for her birthday that would take her breath away... so I got her a treadmill!
Band-Aids come in two varieties. The kind that won't stay on and the kind that won't come off!
Band-Aids come in two varieties. The kind that won't stay on and the kind that won't come off!
The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore. So if I owe anyone money, I'm sorry!
I survived 15 years without internet but now it's hard to survive 15 seconds waiting for a page to load!
I survived 15 years without internet but now it's hard to survive 15 seconds waiting for a page to load!

Quotes

Deep doubts, deep wisdom; small doubts, little wisdom.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

If the enemy is in range, so are you.