|Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!|
|Paradox of life:|
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!
|Holding down the power button on a computer until it turns off feels like you are strangling someone!|
|Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit!"|
|I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!|
|Formal education will make you a living; |
Self education will make you a fortune!
|Have you ever thought that Cannibalism has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem!|
|One of the best things about getting old:|
knowing someone is an a*****e even before he speaks!
|Do more things that make you forget to check your phone!|
|I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make!|