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If you can make a woman laugh, you're halfway there; 
But if you're halfway there and she laughs... then you have got problems!
If you can make a woman laugh, you're halfway there;
But if you're halfway there and she laughs... then you have got problems!
Sometimes the nicest people you meet are covered in tattoos;<br/>
And sometimes the most judgemental people you meet, go to Church on Sundays!
Sometimes the nicest people you meet are covered in tattoos;
And sometimes the most judgemental people you meet, go to Church on Sundays!
If men had no faith in one another, all of us would have to live within our incomes!
If men had no faith in one another, all of us would have to live within our incomes!
If everyone forgets you, I'll be with you;<br/>
If everyone betrays you, I'll be with you;<br/>
If everyone lets you down, I'll still be with you;<br/>
But if every one likes you, then sorry I will be with them!
If everyone forgets you, I'll be with you;
If everyone betrays you, I'll be with you;
If everyone lets you down, I'll still be with you;
But if every one likes you, then sorry I will be with them!
The world may not be full of Assholes;
But sadly, they are so strategically placed that you come across one every day!
Our body is full of water but wherever it hurts, Blood comes out.
And our heart is full of blood but whenever it hurts, Tears comes out!
Difference between Promises and Memories:<br/>
Promises = We break them!<br/>
Memories = They break us!
Difference between Promises and Memories:
Promises = We break them!
Memories = They break us!
God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them!
God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them!
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!
While making matches, FB renders great help to Indians. We know almost anyone's age or can deduce prospective match's age according to his Friend List or parents' age!

Quotes

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends.

Trivia

Take water before bedtime.
About 90% of Heart Attacks occur early in the morning & it can be reduced if one takes a glass or two of water before going to bed at night.

Graffiti

Actor - A man who tries to be everything but himself.