• Primary source of income:<br/>
When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn't ask for the change back!Upload to Facebook
    Primary source of income:
    When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn't ask for the change back!
  • I want my children to be independent headstrong people.
    Just not while I'm raising them!
  • In 2000, only important people had your mobile number.<br/>
In 2015, only important people have your landline number!Upload to Facebook
    In 2000, only important people had your mobile number.
    In 2015, only important people have your landline number!
  • Not everyone likes me;<br/>
But not everyone matters!Upload to Facebook
    Not everyone likes me;
    But not everyone matters!
  • My kids have two volumes - Mute when sleeping and Metallica when awake!
  • Expect the bullshit but never accept it!Upload to Facebook
    Expect the bullshit but never accept it!
  • If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on!Upload to Facebook
    If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on!
  • Nowadays being online is more important than being on time!Upload to Facebook
    Nowadays being online is more important than being on time!
  • I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me.
    Now I look around and wonder if I like them!
  • If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.Upload to Facebook
    If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
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