• My entire life can be summed up in one sentence... `Well that didn't go as planned`!Upload to Facebook
    My entire life can be summed up in one sentence... "Well that didn't go as planned"!
  • Sometimes I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!
  • Three things I will never understand:<br/>
1. The meaning of life<br/>
2. The universe<br/>
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.Upload to Facebook
    Three things I will never understand:
    1. The meaning of life
    2. The universe
    3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
  • If you only use shampoo, then you love your hair unconditionally!
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    If you only use shampoo, then you love your hair unconditionally!
  • There are two types of relationships:<br/>
1: Worth<br/>
2: VyarthUpload to Facebook
    There are two types of relationships:
    1: Worth
    2: Vyarth
  • I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume.<br/>
That has got to be a marketable skill!Upload to Facebook
    I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume.
    That has got to be a marketable skill!
  • I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!Upload to Facebook
    I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!
  • I have to admit that there's nothing better than a pre-bedtime nap!Upload to Facebook
    I have to admit that there's nothing better than a pre-bedtime nap!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
God is spiritual. Religion is not!Upload to Facebook
    What did I learn today?
    God is spiritual. Religion is not!
  • I check my horoscope to see if there's an explanation for today's sufferings!Upload to Facebook
    I check my horoscope to see if there's an explanation for today's sufferings!
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