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The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of a new car.
The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of a new car.
My girlfriend says I have the body of a man half my age, which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22!
Hugh Hefner - 87 years old, has 27 years old wife;
Berlusconi - 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend;
Maradona - 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend.
Moral : Don't worry that you don't have a girlfriend or wife, your's probably isn't born yet!
Only two kind of people enjoy their life:
Punjabi and Sharabi
Proud to be both!
Only two kind of people enjoy their life: 
Punjabi and Sharabi 
Proud to be both!
M: Moaning
O: Odd
N: Nasty
D: Day
A: Amidst
Y: Yawning
M: Moaning 
O: Odd 
N: Nasty 
D: Day 
A: Amidst 
Y: Yawning
Can one die from constipation? I'm a little scared as to how some people are so full of shit!
Can one die from constipation? I'm a little scared as to how some people are so full of shit!
Breaking News:
The Japanese have developed a camera that has such a fast shutter speed that it can take the picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
Breaking News: 
The Japanese have developed a camera that has such a fast shutter speed that it can take the picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
People are corrupt - the Politicians, the Police, the Bureaucrats, the Judiciary and other government servants just take care of their interests!
People are corrupt - the Politicians, the Police, the Bureaucrats, the Judiciary and other government servants just take care of their interests!
S2, S3 and now S4. Forget Apple; Indian Railways are planning to sue Samsung for copying them!
S2, S3 and now S4. Forget Apple; Indian Railways are planning to sue Samsung for copying them!
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays!
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays!
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