• Fame - Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment!Upload to Facebook
    Fame - Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment!
  • Courtship - The period during which the girl decides whether or not she can do any better!Upload to Facebook
    Courtship - The period during which the girl decides whether or not she can do any better!
  • I wish RIP meant -<br />
Return If Possible!Upload to Facebook
    I wish RIP meant -
    Return If Possible!
  • We don't need more cameras aimed at citizens we need more cameras aimed at Politicians!Upload to Facebook
    We don't need more cameras aimed at citizens we need more cameras aimed at Politicians!
  • Welcome to a lifetime of rediscovering everyday how 'dys'functional your partner's upbringing was!Upload to Facebook
    Welcome to a lifetime of rediscovering everyday how 'dys'functional your partner's upbringing was!
  • Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!
  • I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!Upload to Facebook
    I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
  • <b>Earlier:</b><br/>
Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears.<br/><br/>

<b>Now:</b><br/>
Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with - `The number your calling is currently busy please try again later`!Upload to Facebook
    Earlier:
    Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears.

    Now:
    Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with - "The number your calling is currently busy please try again later"!
  • Logic Questions:<br/>

1) When will a horse have 6 legs?<br/>
2) Where does Monday come before Sunday?<br/>
3) Where do u find a lot of cities without single house?<br/>
4) How can u double your money quickly?<br/><br/>

Amazing Answers:<br/>

1) When someone rides on the horse.<br/>
2) In a dictionary.<br/>
3) In a map.<br/>
4) Show it in front of a mirror.Upload to Facebook
    Logic Questions:
    1) When will a horse have 6 legs?
    2) Where does Monday come before Sunday?
    3) Where do u find a lot of cities without single house?
    4) How can u double your money quickly?

    Amazing Answers:
    1) When someone rides on the horse.
    2) In a dictionary.
    3) In a map.
    4) Show it in front of a mirror.
  • Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play - throw your phone against the wall.<br/>
Then assemble the pieces!Upload to Facebook
    Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play - throw your phone against the wall.
    Then assemble the pieces!
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