|I think I'm in a love triangle,|
I love myself,
Myself loves me,
Me loves I!
|Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards!|
|Eyebrows - The one thing you can get into shape without exercising!|
|Sometimes, I think Sundays are made in China... they don't last very long!|
|We should not hide our "Last Seen" from WhatsApp.|
Let people know that we are ignoring them!
|No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while having my dinner!|
|Every morning millions of people literally race to a place where they don't want to be!|
|Yes, when people are scared of asking questions, this is a warning sign for democracy!|
|Only in mathematics can a problem have infinite solutions; and yet somehow I still end up with a wrong answer!|
|You never really understand just how little people care about your opinion until you post it on the Internet!|