• Eyebrows - The one thing you can get into shape without exercising!Upload to Facebook
    Eyebrows - The one thing you can get into shape without exercising!
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    Sometimes, I think Sundays are made in China... they don't last very long!
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Let people know that we are ignoring them!Upload to Facebook
    We should not hide our "Last Seen" from WhatsApp.
    Let people know that we are ignoring them!
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    No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while having my dinner!
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    Every morning millions of people literally race to a place where they don't want to be!
  • Yes, when people are scared of asking questions, this is a warning sign for democracy!Upload to Facebook
    Yes, when people are scared of asking questions, this is a warning sign for democracy!
  • Only in mathematics can a problem have infinite solutions; and yet somehow I still end up with a wrong answer!Upload to Facebook
    Only in mathematics can a problem have infinite solutions; and yet somehow I still end up with a wrong answer!
  • You never really understand just how little people care about your opinion until you post it on the Internet!Upload to Facebook
    You never really understand just how little people care about your opinion until you post it on the Internet!
  • They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun!Upload to Facebook
    They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun!
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burn down the haystack!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes to find a needle in a haystack all you have to do is...
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