• Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion.<br/>
Get excited!
    Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion.
    Get excited!
  • If you really think the environment is less important than the economy, try holding your breath while you count your money!
    If you really think the environment is less important than the economy, try holding your breath while you count your money!
  • The difference between harrassment and flirting is your financial position!
    The difference between harrassment and flirting is your financial position!
  • The irony of growing up, and no longer having to get up early to catch a school bus, is that you eventually have to get up even earlier to make sure someone else catches the school bus!
    The irony of growing up, and no longer having to get up early to catch a school bus, is that you eventually have to get up even earlier to make sure someone else catches the school bus!
  • Let children believe in Santa.<br/>
You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining that for you!
    Let children believe in Santa.
    You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining that for you!
  • We attract what we are; not what we want!
  • Better to have loved and divorced...<br/>
Than to be stuck with an idiot forever!
    Better to have loved and divorced...
    Than to be stuck with an idiot forever!
  • In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was!
    In 50 years grandparents will be telling their kids the story of how grandad slid into grandmamas DM's and how romantic it was!
  • The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety!
    The human body is 90% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety!
  • Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport!
    Flirting with someone with whom there are chances of catching feelings is an extreme sport!