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Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, occasionally, at times, I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus!
3 easy ways to die:<br/>

Drink alcohol daily, you'll die 10 years early.<br/>
Puff a cigarette daily, you'll die 20 years early.<br/>
Love someone who doesn't love you back, you'll die daily!
3 easy ways to die:
Drink alcohol daily, you'll die 10 years early.
Puff a cigarette daily, you'll die 20 years early.
Love someone who doesn't love you back, you'll die daily!
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!
Buying and selling of anything is controlled by legislation;
But the first things to be bought and sold are always the legislators!
A very cute reply:<br/>
Person 1: How is your life?<br/>
Person 2: She's fine!
A very cute reply:
Person 1: How is your life?
Person 2: She's fine!
It's not bad to be a dumb. Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!
It's not bad to be a dumb. Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ!
People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are - Thinking out of the Box!
People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are - Thinking out of the Box!
Nothing is impossible if a man tries and a woman cries!
Nothing is impossible if a man tries and a woman cries!
Girlfriends are like Ferrari cars. They are good to see and feel but very difficult to own and maintain!
Girlfriends are like Ferrari cars. They are good to see and feel but very difficult to own and maintain!
Dear Chetan Bhagat, 
Half Girlfriend 
One Night 
Two States 
Three Mistakes 
Five Point Five Point Someone 
Enough of running between the wickets. Next time, better hit a 4 or a 6!
Dear Chetan Bhagat,
Half Girlfriend
One Night
Two States
Three Mistakes
Five Point Five Point Someone
Enough of running between the wickets. Next time, better hit a 4 or a 6!

Quotes

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.

Trivia

Salman Khan likes to collect soaps. In his bathroom, there is a collection of all kinds of handmade and herbal soaps. His favorites are soaps made from natural fruit and vegetable extracts.

Graffiti

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!