• Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
  • The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!
    The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!
  • I'm not making any plans. I'm just going to let the universe surprise me!
  • Being male is a matter of birth;<br />
Being a man is a matter of age;<br />
And being a gentleman is a matter of choice!
    Being male is a matter of birth;
    Being a man is a matter of age;
    And being a gentleman is a matter of choice!
  • When the only light in your world is suddenly gone... it's time to recharge your phone!
    When the only light in your world is suddenly gone... it's time to recharge your phone!
  • You don't know something? Google It.
    You don't know someone? Facebook It.
    You can't find something? Mom!
  • Amazing Insight:
    Mangoes help in weight loss, only if
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    you climb the tree and pluck them yourself!
  • Give me some Sunshin;
    Give me some Rain.
    Give me another Girlfriend;
    I am single once again!
  • A peacock is just a chicken manufactured by Versace!
    A peacock is just a chicken manufactured by Versace!
  • With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything!
    With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything!
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