|Being nice is so exhausting, which is why evil people have so much energy!|
|Before social networking, you could just completely forget someone existed.|
And it was great!
|One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people.|
If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old!
|Irony of Life:|
Remember those days when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them.
Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them!
|Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people!|
|Hitting the gym to release the stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with!|
|At traffic signals, driver of the car behind mine thinks accelerator of my car lies in his car's horn!|
|How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called 'The Nervous System'?|
|Today I got chased by a thief trying to steal my wallet... I managed to get away, but he definitely gave me a good run for my money!|
|Life is too short. Never leave an opportunity to make someone smile, or to tell someone how stupid they are!|