|You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive!|
|Heart receives - love;|
Mind receives - wisdom;
Hands receive - gifts
And only special people receive my Messages!
|Don't loose hope if you aren't getting promotion in office.
Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector.|
And that too, even after 17 years of service!
|Million Dollar Truth:|
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!
|In this world, everybody makes mistakes... but only a mother-in-law, a husband and a boss have the God-gifted talent of finding them!|
Use every Mocha!
Better Latte than never!
Take life one cup at a time!
So many blends, so little time!
|The parents of today are unique and the most understanding generation.|
They are the last generation who listened to their parents;
And also the first who listen to their children!
|My Ex is simply amazing. My Ex is smarter, more successful, and more attractive than I am.|
~ Bumper Sticker I put on my Ex's Car
|Selfie is a proof that Smartphones and Internet have made people so alone that they can't find a friend or relation who can take their picture!|
|Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, occasionally, at times, I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus!|