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    I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things in my way!
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    A self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all it's never been used!
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    A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets you know that he's thinking about something else!
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    Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury him!
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