|Word of the day:|
Exhaustipated - Just too tired to give a shit!
|February is just 29 days.|
It still managed to have 5 Mondays. What a sad month!
|It must be difficult to post inspirational tweets when your blood type is B Negative.|
|If you think money can't buy happiness then maybe you are using it wrong!|
|Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on - "How to use the internet?", while a young boy Googles, "How to read a book?"!|
|Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches... it's more like a jar of jalapenos.|
What you do today, might burn your a** tomorrow!
|The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you are on the job.|
|Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer.|
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
|Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!|
|Cell phones bring you closer to person far from you.|
But it takes you away from the ones sitting next to you!