• Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!Upload to Facebook
    Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!
  • Paradox of life:<br/>
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!Upload to Facebook
    Paradox of life:
    Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!
  • Holding down the power button on a computer until it turns off feels like you are strangling someone!Upload to Facebook
    Holding down the power button on a computer until it turns off feels like you are strangling someone!
  • Suicide is a way of telling God, `You can't fire me - I quit!`
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    Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit!"
  • I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!
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    I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!
  • Formal education will make you a living; <br/>
Self education will make you a fortune!Upload to Facebook
    Formal education will make you a living;
    Self education will make you a fortune!
  • Have you ever thought that Cannibalism has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem!Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever thought that Cannibalism has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem!
  • One of the best things about getting old:<br/>
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knowing someone is an a*****e even before he speaks!Upload to Facebook
    One of the best things about getting old:








    knowing someone is an a*****e even before he speaks!
  • Do more things that make you forget to check your phone!Upload to Facebook
    Do more things that make you forget to check your phone!
  • I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make!Upload to Facebook
    I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make!
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