|After you die, are you still a Human being or Human been?|
|I love online shopping it's like sending yourself gifts!|
|People who make you feel bad for liking what you like are the worst kinds of people!|
|My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all!|
|Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and simply made bad decisions!|
|Most of the time I think that everything is so stressful right now and I really just want to sleep for the rest of my life and ignore absolutely everything!|
|A lady made a call to BSNL customer care.|
Lady: Hello, 3 Din Se Internet Bandh Hai, Aap Hi Bataiye Mein Kya Karun?
BSNL customer care: Madam Ghar Ka Kuch Kaam Kar Lijiye!
|The frequency with which you get friendzoned is measured in hurts!|
|My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello".|
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope he goes away!
|Motivational message of the day:|
Delete your social media account and WhatsApp now!