|If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.|
That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance!
|Everyone is for free speech until it goes against their own sensibilities!|
|Nowadays, it's easier to get good internet connection than a good human connection!|
|Every time someone sets a World Record, the world sets a World Record for number of World Records recorded!|
|The teachers first tell you the importance of a 7+ hour sleep. Then they give you assignments that keep you up for the next seven nights!|
|You never actually go through a door. You go around the door!|
|A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that begins with "A new poll suggests"!|
|A different version of you exists in mind of all the people that you've never met!|
|I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong!|
A device that wakes everyone up except the person who has set the alarm!