|The world is getting too sensitive.|
Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended!
|Technically, All the money you've spent on food has been flushed down the toilet!|
|Rich people have affairs and poor people cheat!|
|The only thing that's worse than being ignored by the other gender is being ignored by automatic door sensors!|
|I'm not sure where women go to learn to argue, but that place is awesome!|
|What did I learn today?|
Every invention takes time to develop and to work out the kinks. I mean, even Kleenex was nothing to sneeze at in the beginning!
|Today I realized that erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes!|
|Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously!|
|The only exhausting thing about online shopping is to find a payment method that doesn't require you to get up!|
|Going grey is your body's hair printer running out of colored ink!|