|Selfie is a proof that Smartphones and Internet have made people so alone that they can't find a friend or relation who can take their picture!|
|Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, occasionally, at times, I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus!|
|3 easy ways to die:|
Drink alcohol daily, you'll die 10 years early.
Puff a cigarette daily, you'll die 20 years early.
Love someone who doesn't love you back, you'll die daily!
|Buying and selling of anything is controlled by legislation;|
But the first things to be bought and sold are always the legislators!
|A very cute reply:|
Person 1: How is your life?
Person 2: She's fine!