• Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes, the 'M' is silent!Upload to Facebook
    Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes, the 'M' is silent!
  • If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself!Upload to Facebook
    If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself!
  • People around the world have gone so lazy, I am sure World War III will be fought online!Upload to Facebook
    People around the world have gone so lazy, I am sure World War III will be fought online!
  • 18 year old boy: Will you marry me?
    18 year old girl: Get lost! No!
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    5 year old boy: Will you marry me?
    18 year old girl: OMG! He's so cute... yes yes I will!
  • Blood group of Punjabis:<br/>

`Ghee` Positive!Upload to Facebook
    Blood group of Punjabis:
    "Ghee" Positive!
  • `I will not look at her figure because she's a good friend` - said no man ever!Upload to Facebook
    "I will not look at her figure because she's a good friend" - said no man ever!
  • Dear Politician,<br/>
This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.<br/><br/>
Sincerely,<br/>
Black Money!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Politician,
    This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.

    Sincerely,
    Black Money!
  • I hate it when people stare at me and don't say anything!
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  • My shower only has 2 options. 3rd degree burns or drowning in Antarctica!Upload to Facebook
    My shower only has 2 options. 3rd degree burns or drowning in Antarctica!
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