• Being nice is so exhausting, which is why evil people have so much energy!Upload to Facebook
    Being nice is so exhausting, which is why evil people have so much energy!
  • Before social networking, you could just completely forget someone existed.<br/>
And it was great!Upload to Facebook
    Before social networking, you could just completely forget someone existed.
    And it was great!
  • One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people.<br/>
If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old!Upload to Facebook
    One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people.
    If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old!
  • <b>Irony of Life:</b><br/>
Remember those days when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them.<br/>
Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them!Upload to Facebook
    Irony of Life:
    Remember those days when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them.
    Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them!
  • Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people!Upload to Facebook
    Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people!
  • Hitting the gym to release the stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with!Upload to Facebook
    Hitting the gym to release the stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with!
  • At traffic signals, driver of the car behind mine thinks accelerator of my car lies in his car's horn!Upload to Facebook
    At traffic signals, driver of the car behind mine thinks accelerator of my car lies in his car's horn!
  • How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called 'The Nervous System'?Upload to Facebook
    How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called 'The Nervous System'?
  • Today I got chased by a thief trying to steal my wallet... I managed to get away, but he definitely gave me a good run for my money!Upload to Facebook
    Today I got chased by a thief trying to steal my wallet... I managed to get away, but he definitely gave me a good run for my money!
  • Life is too short. Never leave an opportunity to make someone smile, or to tell someone how stupid they are!Upload to Facebook
    Life is too short. Never leave an opportunity to make someone smile, or to tell someone how stupid they are!
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