Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!
|People fall in love because of misunderstanding.|
And break up, when they understand each other!
|Human brain might be the most marvellous thing in the universe, it named itself and can also be tricked by itself even though it knows that it is getting tricked!|
|Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process!|
|It's impossible to buy a mirror that isn't used!|
|A common lie I tell myself is, "I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it"!|
|Bragging about how little sleep you get is like bragging about not exercising or eating unhealthily!|
|The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start!|
|I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear!|
Adultery is legal but Adult sites are banned!