• Why isn't Friday the 13th a long weekend?
    Why isn't Friday the 13th a long weekend?
  • A phone number is a secret passcode that you share with people to allow communication!
    A phone number is a secret passcode that you share with people to allow communication!
  • Men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get upset when women who don't know them don't want to talk to them!
    Men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get upset when women who don't know them don't want to talk to them!
  • Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot!
    Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot!
  • For each action, there is an equal & opposite reaction, plus a  social media overreaction!
    For each action, there is an equal & opposite reaction, plus a social media overreaction!
  • If you are going on a vacation with your spouse and kids, it's not a vacation... It's a change of Location!
    If you are going on a vacation with your spouse and kids, it's not a vacation... It's a change of Location!
  • Irony:<br/>
Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.<br/>
Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!
    Irony:
    Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.
    Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!
  • `No pain, no gain` is just another lie perpetuated by Big Pain to sell more pain!
    "No pain, no gain" is just another lie perpetuated by Big Pain to sell more pain!
  • The very first human that used sarcasm must have really had a hard time explaining that he was being sarcastic!
    The very first human that used sarcasm must have really had a hard time explaining that he was being sarcastic!
  • I wonder how many strangers have stories of me being that random person doing that weird thing that I didn't think anyone saw!
    I wonder how many strangers have stories of me being that random person doing that weird thing that I didn't think anyone saw!