• Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release!Upload to Facebook
    Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release!
  • In India:<br/>
Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried!Upload to Facebook
    In India:
    Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried!
  • The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'!Upload to Facebook
    The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'!
  • Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband!Upload to Facebook
    Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband!
  • If someone can read your thoughts then perhaps you have lost your mind!
  • Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect.<br/>
And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect!Upload to Facebook
    Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect.
    And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect!
  • When we're young, we're scared of the things that don't exist.<br/>
When we're older, we're scared of the things that do!Upload to Facebook
    When we're young, we're scared of the things that don't exist.
    When we're older, we're scared of the things that do!
  • If a child has an imaginary friend, he is considered crazy but if an adult has an imaginary friend, he is religious!Upload to Facebook
    If a child has an imaginary friend, he is considered crazy but if an adult has an imaginary friend, he is religious!
  • I am going to start telling girls that I am available for a limited time only with a hope that their shopping instinct kicks in!Upload to Facebook
    I am going to start telling girls that I am available for a limited time only with a hope that their shopping instinct kicks in!
  • Irony:<br/>
Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.<br/>
Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!Upload to Facebook
    Irony:
    Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.
    Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!
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