• Social Media:<br/>
A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!Upload to Facebook
    Social Media:
    A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!
  • The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry!Upload to Facebook
    The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry!
  • I can't believe there's only one month left in 2017... time flies when your life is falling apart!Upload to Facebook
    I can't believe there's only one month left in 2017... time flies when your life is falling apart!
  • Remember when teachers used to say, `You won't be walking around with a calculator in your pocket`... Well, look at us now!Upload to Facebook
    Remember when teachers used to say, "You won't be walking around with a calculator in your pocket"... Well, look at us now!
  • You only live once?<br/>
No, you live everyday. You only die once!Upload to Facebook
    You only live once?
    No, you live everyday. You only die once!
  • 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.<br/>
Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.<br/>
Oh how the stables have turned!Upload to Facebook
    100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
    Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
    Oh how the stables have turned!
  • Aaj Ki Date 2-12<br/><br/>

Zindagi Na Milegi 2-12 <br/><br/>

Maut Nahi Aati 2-12<br/><br/>

Pyar Na Hoga 2-12<br/><br/>

Aise Dost Na Milenge 2-12<br/><br/>

Ye Time Na Aayega 2-12<br/><br/>

Isliye Enjoy Karo Khul Kar Kyonki Zindagi Na Milegi 2-12.<br/><br/>

Sabhi Doston Ko Good Day 2-12!Upload to Facebook
    Aaj Ki Date 2-12

    Zindagi Na Milegi 2-12

    Maut Nahi Aati 2-12

    Pyar Na Hoga 2-12

    Aise Dost Na Milenge 2-12

    Ye Time Na Aayega 2-12

    Isliye Enjoy Karo Khul Kar Kyonki Zindagi Na Milegi 2-12.

    Sabhi Doston Ko Good Day 2-12!
  • Don't expect any New Years resolutions from me.<br/>
I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight you've all come to know and love!Upload to Facebook
    Don't expect any New Years resolutions from me.
    I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight you've all come to know and love!
  • Everybody loves you until you become the competition!Upload to Facebook
    Everybody loves you until you become the competition!
  • Don't be ashamed of who you are.<br/>
That's your parents' job!Upload to Facebook
    Don't be ashamed of who you are.
    That's your parents' job!
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