• Fake Friends:<br/>
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!
    Fake Friends:
    Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!
  • People fall in love because of misunderstanding.<br/>
And break up, when they understand each other!
    People fall in love because of misunderstanding.
    And break up, when they understand each other!
  • Human brain might be the most marvellous thing in the universe, it named itself and can also be tricked by itself even though it knows that it is getting tricked!
    Human brain might be the most marvellous thing in the universe, it named itself and can also be tricked by itself even though it knows that it is getting tricked!
  • Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process!
    Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process!
  • It's impossible to buy a mirror that isn't used!
    It's impossible to buy a mirror that isn't used!
  • A common lie I tell myself is, `I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it`!
    A common lie I tell myself is, "I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it"!
  • Bragging about how little sleep you get is like bragging about not exercising or eating unhealthily!
    Bragging about how little sleep you get is like bragging about not exercising or eating unhealthily!
  • The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start!
    The reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start!
  • I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear!
    I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear!
  • Irony:<br/>
Adultery is legal but Adult sites are banned!
    Irony:
    Adultery is legal but Adult sites are banned!