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Once my girlfriend wanted me to surprise her with something for her birthday that would take her breath away... so I got her a treadmill!
Band-Aids come in two varieties. The kind that won't stay on and the kind that won't come off!
Band-Aids come in two varieties. The kind that won't stay on and the kind that won't come off!
The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
The risk I took was well calculated - the result wasn't good as I'm bad at Maths!
I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore. So if I owe anyone money, I'm sorry!
I survived 15 years without internet but now it's hard to survive 15 seconds waiting for a page to load!
I survived 15 years without internet but now it's hard to survive 15 seconds waiting for a page to load!
If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going!
I believe in Karma - that means I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it!
I believe in Karma - that means I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it!
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow men... I hate people like that!
A very personal message from Alia Bhatt:
I hope you get up early - brush your teeth - do some exercise - have a hearty breakfast - take a bath - dress up in nice good casual clothes, wear some good fragrance and
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People who exercise to live longer... but what's the point when those extra years are spent in a GYM!
People who exercise to live longer... but what's the point when those extra years are spent in a GYM!

Quotes

Love is not about how many days, months or years you've been together. Love is about how much you love each other everyday.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

Work in bakery if you knead dough.