|With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything!|
|My hand never pains, when typing message for you;|
But my heart always pain, when there is no reply from you!
|Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy!|
|How come Soy sauce is black and Soy Milk is white when Soybeans are Green?|
|I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"|
I came to a conclusion, I am not old... I am crispy!
|The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of new cars!|
|There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence.|
You can kiss your girlfriend is confidence.
And only you can kiss your girlfriend is over-confidence!
|I recently took up Mediation... it's better than sitting around doing nothing!|
|What is special in Love?|
It has two vowels, two consonants and two fools!
|Losing a wife can be hard, some times it's almost impossible!|