|Fame - Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment!|
|Courtship - The period during which the girl decides whether or not she can do any better!|
|I wish RIP meant -|
Return If Possible!
|We don't need more cameras aimed at citizens we need more cameras aimed at Politicians!|
|Welcome to a lifetime of rediscovering everyday how 'dys'functional your partner's upbringing was!|
|Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!|
|I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!|
Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears.
Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with - "The number your calling is currently busy please try again later"!
1) When will a horse have 6 legs?
2) Where does Monday come before Sunday?
3) Where do u find a lot of cities without single house?
4) How can u double your money quickly?
1) When someone rides on the horse.
2) In a dictionary.
3) In a map.
4) Show it in front of a mirror.
|Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play - throw your phone against the wall.|
Then assemble the pieces!