• Sleep is like a drug addiction. We physically depend on it and become angry and even depressed when we don't get enough of it!
    Sleep is like a drug addiction. We physically depend on it and become angry and even depressed when we don't get enough of it!
  • The internet almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery!
    The internet almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery!
  • It's fine to say nine hundred or eleven hundred, but say ten hundred and you sound like a moron!
    It's fine to say nine hundred or eleven hundred, but say ten hundred and you sound like a moron!
  • The grass is no longer greener on the other side because of global warming!
    The grass is no longer greener on the other side because of global warming!
  • We live in a world where you want to get sick or hurt so you can relax for once!
    We live in a world where you want to get sick or hurt so you can relax for once!
  • Dreams are just your brain putting on movies for you so you don't get bored when you sleep!
    Dreams are just your brain putting on movies for you so you don't get bored when you sleep!
  • Telling a depressed person to be happy is like asking a blind person to wear glasses!
    Telling a depressed person to be happy is like asking a blind person to wear glasses!
  • If you really want someone's true opinion on how you look, never ask a family member or a friend, ask a small child!
    If you really want someone's true opinion on how you look, never ask a family member or a friend, ask a small child!
  • For not being able to choose to be born, people really despise when someone chooses to be dead!
    For not being able to choose to be born, people really despise when someone chooses to be dead!
  • I don't think inside the box. I don't think outside the box either.<br/>
I don't even know where the box is!
    I don't think inside the box. I don't think outside the box either.
    I don't even know where the box is!