Your Blacklist seriously gives good competition to your Friend List!
|You know you miss someone, when as soon as something good happens, they're the first person you want to share it with!|
|Cheating isn't always kissing, touching, or ﬂirting. If you have to delete text messages so your partner doesn't see them, you're already there.|
|You don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them!|
|The biggest criminals wear ties - not tattoos!|
|You never know what you have until you clean your room!|
|Women's tongue and men's eyes rest - only when they die!|
|To all my 40+ (forty plus) friends:|
We are unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation who listened to our parents; and also the first which have to listen to their children.
We are not special... but LIMITED EDITION!
|Manners, a must.|
Good Looks, ok great.
Humour, Hell Yeah!
|I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!|