A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!
|The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry!|
|I can't believe there's only one month left in 2017... time flies when your life is falling apart!|
|Remember when teachers used to say, "You won't be walking around with a calculator in your pocket"... Well, look at us now!|
|You only live once?|
No, you live everyday. You only die once!
|100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.|
Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
Oh how the stables have turned!
|Aaj Ki Date 2-12|
Zindagi Na Milegi 2-12
Maut Nahi Aati 2-12
Pyar Na Hoga 2-12
Aise Dost Na Milenge 2-12
Ye Time Na Aayega 2-12
Isliye Enjoy Karo Khul Kar Kyonki Zindagi Na Milegi 2-12.
Sabhi Doston Ko Good Day 2-12!
|Don't expect any New Years resolutions from me.|
I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight you've all come to know and love!
|Everybody loves you until you become the competition!|
|Don't be ashamed of who you are.|
That's your parents' job!