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    Be proud of your work, not your working hours!
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    I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude!
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    When I was a kid, I couldn't swear because adults were around. As an adult, I can't swear because kids are around!
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    If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!
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    Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!
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    Dating profiles are like gardens. You have to heap on fertilizers to get the flowers to come out!
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    Just curious to know that if you clean a vacuum cleaner, are you a vacuum cleaner?
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    One simple suggestion:
    Instead of giving roads names of leaders and celebrities, if we give names of contractors who built it with their address and phone number, the quality of roads shall certainly improve!
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