• My ability to admit I was wrong is largely determined by the attitude of the person I'm arguing with!
    My ability to admit I was wrong is largely determined by the attitude of the person I'm arguing with!
  • You know your childhood is over when you sleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch!
    You know your childhood is over when you sleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch!
  • It's weird that we, as a society, have just decided to wear blue pants most of the time!
    It's weird that we, as a society, have just decided to wear blue pants most of the time!
  • Life is beautiful until the alarm clock goes off. Then it's downhill for the rest of the day until bedtime!
    Life is beautiful until the alarm clock goes off. Then it's downhill for the rest of the day until bedtime!
  • Multiple Personality Disorder is God's way of saying you need more than one person to handle this world!
    Multiple Personality Disorder is God's way of saying you need more than one person to handle this world!
  • Technically all homeless people are roommates!
    Technically all homeless people are roommates!
  • People started this philosophy, `Thank God it's Friday!`<br/>
If you are not enjoying what you are doing five days a week, then why are you doing it?<br/>
It's a very brief life!
    People started this philosophy, "Thank God it's Friday!"
    If you are not enjoying what you are doing five days a week, then why are you doing it?
    It's a very brief life!
  • Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store but break as soon as you put something inside them!
    Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store but break as soon as you put something inside them!
  • You do not automatically become wiser when you age, sometimes you just become more confident in being an idiot!
    You do not automatically become wiser when you age, sometimes you just become more confident in being an idiot!
  • We were all humans until:<br/>
Race disconnected us;<br/>
Religion separated us;<br/>
Politics divided us;<br/>
And wealth classified us!
    We were all humans until:
    Race disconnected us;
    Religion separated us;
    Politics divided us;
    And wealth classified us!