|My ability to admit I was wrong is largely determined by the attitude of the person I'm arguing with!|
|You know your childhood is over when you sleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch!|
|It's weird that we, as a society, have just decided to wear blue pants most of the time!|
|Life is beautiful until the alarm clock goes off. Then it's downhill for the rest of the day until bedtime!|
|Multiple Personality Disorder is God's way of saying you need more than one person to handle this world!|
|Technically all homeless people are roommates!|
|People started this philosophy, "Thank God it's Friday!"|
If you are not enjoying what you are doing five days a week, then why are you doing it?
It's a very brief life!
|Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store but break as soon as you put something inside them!|
|You do not automatically become wiser when you age, sometimes you just become more confident in being an idiot!|
|We were all humans until:|
Race disconnected us;
Religion separated us;
Politics divided us;
And wealth classified us!