|Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.|
It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
|I don't know why our parents bust in our room like they trying to catch us cheating on them with another pair of parents!|
|Stop trying to unlock my phone. I have a password for a reason!|
|Have you ever wondered that 'Internet' was discovered to save time!|
|Adulthood is wanting to cry but not having the time!|
|Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!|
|Paradox of life:|
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!
|Holding down the power button on a computer until it turns off feels like you are strangling someone!|
|Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit!"|
|I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!|