|Probably 90% of horror movies wouldn't exist if teens stopped going on vacation in groups of five!|
|Can someone please explain why people are much more attractive partially clothed than naked?|
|People who hardly post on social media think they have a masters degree in maturity!|
|Shakespeare was meant to be enjoyed as a play, not as assigned reading in an English class!|
|A big reality:|
Sometimes, you make a mistake.
Sometimes, a mistake makes you!
Whenever you go to a family gathering, take your own vehicle so you can leave whenever you want!
|Human language basically evolved by saying gibberish at each other until we understood each other!|
|People with "Trust No one" tattoos are liars. |
They have already trusted the tattoo artist!
|Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to!|
|Before you criticize someone, remember they're human beings just like you with flaws and insecurities and if you focus on those it's easier to make them cry!|