• Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.<br/>
It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
    Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things.
    It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
  • I don't know why our parents bust in our room like they trying to catch us cheating on them with another pair of parents!
    I don't know why our parents bust in our room like they trying to catch us cheating on them with another pair of parents!
  • Stop trying to unlock my phone. I have a password for a reason!
    Stop trying to unlock my phone. I have a password for a reason!
  • Have you ever wondered that 'Internet' was discovered to save time!
    Have you ever wondered that 'Internet' was discovered to save time!
  • Adulthood is wanting to cry but not having the time!
    Adulthood is wanting to cry but not having the time!
  • Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!
    Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!
  • Paradox of life:<br/>
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!
    Paradox of life:
    Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!
  • Holding down the power button on a computer until it turns off feels like you are strangling someone!
    Holding down the power button on a computer until it turns off feels like you are strangling someone!
  • Suicide is a way of telling God, `You can't fire me - I quit!`
    Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit!"
  • I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!
    I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!
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