|Being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff!|
|Decaffeinated coffee is like an appendix... it doesn't seem to have a purpose!|
|People who say they can't draw can actually draw. It is just not appealing to the eye!|
|Money can't buy happiness. |
It's a distraction from sadness!
|As soon as I get under the blanket covers, all of today's responsibilities become tomorrow's problem!|
|Bad things always happen to good people because when bad things happen to bad people, it's a good thing!|
|I tried committing suicide today. Never doing that shit again I almost killed myself!|
|Everyone accepts the idea that nobody is perfect, yet we get angry at people and judge them when they aren't perfect!|
|Philosophy: Small things hurt a lot.|
Example: You can sit on a mountain but not on a pin!
|Isn't it that Starbucks runs world's largest drug empire!|