• It's weird to think that night time is the actual state of the universe, and daytime is caused by nearby, radiating ball of flame!
    It's weird to think that night time is the actual state of the universe, and daytime is caused by nearby, radiating ball of flame!
  • If you turn an hourglass on its side, you get an infinity symbol and time stops ticking!
    If you turn an hourglass on its side, you get an infinity symbol and time stops ticking!
  • Whoever tells you that life is easy definitely needs a reality check!
    Whoever tells you that life is easy definitely needs a reality check!
  • Supervillains would have a lot more success if they committed crimes during the day when all the heroes are at their dayjobs!
    Supervillains would have a lot more success if they committed crimes during the day when all the heroes are at their dayjobs!
  • A relationship thrives on communication, yet `We need to talk` is one of the scariest sentences to hear from your partner!
    A relationship thrives on communication, yet `We need to talk` is one of the scariest sentences to hear from your partner!
  • An update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed!
    An update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed!
  • Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... until they think you're making fun of them!
    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... until they think you're making fun of them!
  • Being able to eat whatever the hell you want is the best side effect of being single!
    Being able to eat whatever the hell you want is the best side effect of being single!
  • Pretending to be confident is actually being confident!
    Pretending to be confident is actually being confident!
  • Social Media is a great way to get out your thoughts. And it saves having to bother your friends with them!
    Social Media is a great way to get out your thoughts. And it saves having to bother your friends with them!