• Being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff!
    Being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff!
  • Decaffeinated coffee is like an appendix... it doesn't seem to have a purpose!
    Decaffeinated coffee is like an appendix... it doesn't seem to have a purpose!
  • People who say they can't draw can actually draw. It is just not appealing to the eye!
    People who say they can't draw can actually draw. It is just not appealing to the eye!
  • Money can't buy happiness. <br/>
It's a distraction from sadness!
    Money can't buy happiness.
    It's a distraction from sadness!
  • As soon as I get under the blanket covers, all of today's responsibilities become tomorrow's problem!
    As soon as I get under the blanket covers, all of today's responsibilities become tomorrow's problem!
  • Bad things always happen to good people because when bad things happen to bad people, it's a good thing!
    Bad things always happen to good people because when bad things happen to bad people, it's a good thing!
  • I tried committing suicide today. Never doing that shit again I almost killed myself!
    I tried committing suicide today. Never doing that shit again I almost killed myself!
  • Everyone accepts the idea that nobody is perfect, yet we get angry at people and judge them when they aren't perfect!
    Everyone accepts the idea that nobody is perfect, yet we get angry at people and judge them when they aren't perfect!
  • Philosophy: Small things hurt a lot.<br/>
Example: You can sit on a mountain but not on a pin!
    Philosophy: Small things hurt a lot.
    Example: You can sit on a mountain but not on a pin!
  • Isn't it that Starbucks runs world's largest drug empire!
    Isn't it that Starbucks runs world's largest drug empire!