|Have you realized that doing anything "Solo" sounds way cooler than saying "Alone"?|
|Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets!|
|The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet!|
|You have existed since the beginning of the universe, but only realized it when you gained consciousness!|
|The climate change problem would be eventually fixed by humans or by the death of humans!|
|Being fat is the only problem that you can run away from!|
|Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people!|
|If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace!|
|A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!|
|If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.|
Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.
Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.
Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.
You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.
Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.
Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!