• On my tombstone I want it to say:<br/>
Eventually, we're all the same!
    On my tombstone I want it to say:
    Eventually, we're all the same!
  • The night is the natural state of the universe, the day is just an anomaly caused by the sun!
    The night is the natural state of the universe, the day is just an anomaly caused by the sun!
  • I just realized that books are simply other people's thoughts that we pay for!
    I just realized that books are simply other people's thoughts that we pay for!
  • The worst feeling ever is waking up in the morning, getting out of bed, getting dressed, eating breakfast, and getting on your way. Then realizing you're still in bed, sleepy, and you were just imagining doing that!
    The worst feeling ever is waking up in the morning, getting out of bed, getting dressed, eating breakfast, and getting on your way. Then realizing you're still in bed, sleepy, and you were just imagining doing that!
  • Free Speech gives you the right to say whatever you think but it doesn't free you from the consequences of what you say!
    Free Speech gives you the right to say whatever you think but it doesn't free you from the consequences of what you say!
  • I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life!
    I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life!
  • I want to be cuddled but also want to be left the hell alone. Being crazy is hard!
    I want to be cuddled but also want to be left the hell alone. Being crazy is hard!
  • Probably 90% of horror movies wouldn't exist if teens stopped going on vacation in groups of five!
    Probably 90% of horror movies wouldn't exist if teens stopped going on vacation in groups of five!
  • Can someone please explain why people are much more attractive partially clothed than naked?
    Can someone please explain why people are much more attractive partially clothed than naked?
  • People who hardly post on social media think they have a masters degree in maturity!
    People who hardly post on social media think they have a masters degree in maturity!