• Have you realized that doing anything "Solo" sounds way cooler than saying "Alone"?
  • Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets!
    Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets!
  • The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet!
    The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet!
  • You have existed since the beginning of the universe, but only realized it when you gained consciousness!
    You have existed since the beginning of the universe, but only realized it when you gained consciousness!
  • The climate change problem would be eventually fixed by humans or by the death of humans!
    The climate change problem would be eventually fixed by humans or by the death of humans!
  • Being fat is the only problem that you can run away from!
    Being fat is the only problem that you can run away from!
  • Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people!
    Most of traditions and festivals are just peer pressure from dead people!
  • If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace!
    If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace!
  • A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!
    A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!
  • If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.<br/>
Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.<br/>
Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.<br/>
Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.<br/>
You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.<br/>
Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.<br/>
Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!
    If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.
    Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.
    Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.
    Marry a rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.
    You marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.
    Marry a cheater or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.
    Don't get married, then everyday is Independence Day!