• Advantages of Being Single:<br/>
Can flirt with everyone<br/>
Can save time and sleep well<br/>
No missed calls in the late night<br/>
No need to worry about how you look
    Advantages of Being Single:
    Can flirt with everyone
    Can save time and sleep well
    No missed calls in the late night
    No need to worry about how you look
  • A clear rejection is better than fake promises!
    A clear rejection is better than fake promises!
  • Setting myself on fire so I can be hot for once!
    Setting myself on fire so I can be hot for once!
  • Buying clothes that aren't black is so difficult!
    Buying clothes that aren't black is so difficult!
  • I don't know how people jump from relationship to relationship. I can barely find someone I want to text longer than 3 days!
    I don't know how people jump from relationship to relationship. I can barely find someone I want to text longer than 3 days!
  • I knew I was caught when I looked through the bedroom window and saw she'd been Googling 'how to get rid of a stalker'!
    I knew I was caught when I looked through the bedroom window and saw she'd been Googling 'how to get rid of a stalker'!
  • That girl from the bakers eventually agreed to go out with me.<br/> I whispered her sweet muffins!
    That girl from the bakers eventually agreed to go out with me.
    I whispered her sweet muffins!
  • I'm so glad I grew up in the '70s and '80s!<br/>
I did so many stupid things and there is no record of it anywhere!
    I'm so glad I grew up in the '70s and '80s!
    I did so many stupid things and there is no record of it anywhere!
  • On my tombstone, I want to be written...<br/>
Finally, I got to be the center of attention!
    On my tombstone, I want to be written...
    Finally, I got to be the center of attention!
  • Dear Problems:<br/>
Please give me some discount, I'm your regular customer!
    Dear Problems:
    Please give me some discount, I'm your regular customer!