|People don't hate Maths. They hate being confused, intimidated and embarrassed by math. Their problem is with how it's taught!|
|The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys and phone"!|
|`You've changed` and `You haven't changed at all` are two of the most impactful things you can say to someone, negative or positive!|
|Humanity was such a big success but the biggest threat to it is humanity itself!|
|Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself!|
|The man who invented the internet is 80 years old now.|
If you see him walking down the street, you'll think he's just another old dude who doesn't know how to use internet!
|New age philosophy:|
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken must be on social media!
|Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.|
Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!
|Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. |
Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a quid in.
It's currently half empty!
|I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make!|