|Advantages of Being Single:|
Can flirt with everyone
Can save time and sleep well
No missed calls in the late night
No need to worry about how you look
|A clear rejection is better than fake promises!|
|Setting myself on fire so I can be hot for once!|
|Buying clothes that aren't black is so difficult!|
|I don't know how people jump from relationship to relationship. I can barely find someone I want to text longer than 3 days!|
|I knew I was caught when I looked through the bedroom window and saw she'd been Googling 'how to get rid of a stalker'!|
|That girl from the bakers eventually agreed to go out with me.|
I whispered her sweet muffins!
|I'm so glad I grew up in the '70s and '80s!|
I did so many stupid things and there is no record of it anywhere!
|On my tombstone, I want to be written...|
Finally, I got to be the center of attention!
Please give me some discount, I'm your regular customer!