• Sometimes I just wish to be a panda so that I can eat and sleep all day and still look cute!
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    Sometimes I just wish to be a panda so that I can eat and sleep all day and still look cute!
  • I love making people who already hate me hate me more!Upload to Facebook
    I love making people who already hate me hate me more!
  • Pro tip:<br/>
No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!Upload to Facebook
    Pro tip:
    No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!
  • Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!
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    Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!
  • I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life!
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    I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life!
  • Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.<br/>
I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!Upload to Facebook
    Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.
    I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!
  • The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use!
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    The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use!
  • Do you realise when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you!
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    Do you realise when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you!
  • My New Years resolution for 2018 is to stop procrastinating!
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    My New Years resolution for 2018 is to stop procrastinating!
  • When I try to wake up = I want to sleep again<br/>
When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake!Upload to Facebook
    When I try to wake up = I want to sleep again
    When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake!
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