|When you think you wanna die, you really don't wanna die, you just don't wanna live like this!|
In schools, kids are categorized by date of manufacture!
|People with money say money doesn't fix problems because their problems are not money related!|
|The guy who invented the first invention also invented inventions!|
|There wouldn't be any anger management courses if few people would manage their stupidity!|
|Can anybody tell, after you die, are you still a Human being or Human been?|
|Being a child is wondering why Squidward is always so mad. Being an adult is wondering why Spongebob is always happy!|
|What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?|
|I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy!|
|I pretend to like people everyday.|
It's called being an adult and that is why we are allowed to buy alcohol!