• Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese!
    Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese!
  • Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing!
    Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing!
  • Increasing characters won't help to improve characters!<br/>
#280characters
    Increasing characters won't help to improve characters!
    #280characters
  • God created us and we returned the favour by creating God!
    God created us and we returned the favour by creating God!
  • I just woke up one day and decided I didn't want to feel like this anymore. So I change
    I just woke up one day and decided I didn't want to feel like this anymore. So I change
  • Kho-Kho is a true Indian sport. Everyone passes on their responsibility to someone else, and then sit on their a**!
    Kho-Kho is a true Indian sport. Everyone passes on their responsibility to someone else, and then sit on their a**!
  • We sleep because the simulation running Earth doesn't have the processing power to run all creatures at once!
    We sleep because the simulation running Earth doesn't have the processing power to run all creatures at once!
  • Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you could be too weak to raise your middle finger!
    Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you could be too weak to raise your middle finger!
  • The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left ear!
    The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left ear!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
When people say `Call me if you need anything` the word `Don't` is silent!
    Pro Tip:
    When people say "Call me if you need anything" the word "Don't" is silent!
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