|There are two types of relationships:|
|I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume.|
That has got to be a marketable skill!
|I never finish anything, it's almost like I have a black belt in PARTIAL ARTS!|
|I have to admit that there's nothing better than a pre-bedtime nap!|
|What did I learn today?|
God is spiritual. Religion is not!
|I check my horoscope to see if there's an explanation for today's sufferings!|
|Roasting each other is a part of a healthy relationship!|
|Social media... where the mouse is mightier than the sword!|
|Sometimes I just wish to be a panda so that I can eat and sleep all day and still look cute!|
|I love making people who already hate me hate me more!|