• Apparently, a lemon is not naturally occurring and is a hybrid developed by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron. Life never gave us lemons; we invented them all by ourselves!
    Apparently, a lemon is not naturally occurring and is a hybrid developed by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron. Life never gave us lemons; we invented them all by ourselves!
  • The rotation of the earth makes my day!
    The rotation of the earth makes my day!
  • Touching a bruise is just like pressing a button for pain!
    Touching a bruise is just like pressing a button for pain!
  • You know, I've often wondered, what do people in China call their good plates?
    You know, I've often wondered, what do people in China call their good plates?
  • If you ever feel alone, turn the lights off and watch a horror movie, after that you will always feel that someone is standing behind you!
    If you ever feel alone, turn the lights off and watch a horror movie, after that you will always feel that someone is standing behind you!
  • If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you!
    If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you!
  • Turning up the volume is like zooming in, but with sound!
    Turning up the volume is like zooming in, but with sound!
  • Cell phones are like babies now... except, nobody leaves their phone with a stranger while they go off to work!
    Cell phones are like babies now... except, nobody leaves their phone with a stranger while they go off to work!
  • Maybe we roam around randomly when talking on the phone because subconsciously we're looking for the person we're having a conversation with!
    Maybe we roam around randomly when talking on the phone because subconsciously we're looking for the person we're having a conversation with!
  • If poison expires, does that make it more poisonous or less poisonous?
    If poison expires, does that make it more poisonous or less poisonous?