• When you think you wanna die, you really don't wanna die, you just don't wanna live like this!
    When you think you wanna die, you really don't wanna die, you just don't wanna live like this!
  • Admissions Woes:<br/>
In schools, kids are categorized by date of manufacture!
    Admissions Woes:
    In schools, kids are categorized by date of manufacture!
  • People with money say money doesn't fix problems because their problems are not money related!
    People with money say money doesn't fix problems because their problems are not money related!
  • The guy who invented the first invention also invented inventions!
  • There wouldn't be any anger management courses if few people would manage their stupidity!
    There wouldn't be any anger management courses if few people would manage their stupidity!
  • Can anybody tell, after you die, are you still a Human being or Human been?
  • Being a child is wondering why Squidward is always so mad. Being an adult is wondering why Spongebob is always happy!
  • What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?
    Opinions!
  • I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy!
    I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy!
  • I pretend to like people everyday.
    It's called being an adult and that is why we are allowed to buy alcohol!