• Every time someone sets a World Record, the world sets a World Record for number of World Records recorded!
    Every time someone sets a World Record, the world sets a World Record for number of World Records recorded!
  • The teachers first tell you the importance of a 7+ hour sleep. Then they give you assignments that keep you up for the next seven nights!
    The teachers first tell you the importance of a 7+ hour sleep. Then they give you assignments that keep you up for the next seven nights!
  • You never actually go through a door. You go around the door!
    You never actually go through a door. You go around the door!
  • A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that begins with `A new poll suggests`!
    A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that begins with "A new poll suggests"!
  • A different version of you exists in mind of all the people that you've never met!
    A different version of you exists in mind of all the people that you've never met!
  • I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong!
    I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong!
  • Alarm Clock:<br/>
A device that wakes everyone up except the person who has set the alarm!
    Alarm Clock:
    A device that wakes everyone up except the person who has set the alarm!
  • Mom has taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them!
    Mom has taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them!
  • I think the rise in childhood obesity began when we started sugar-coating all the information we feed them!
    I think the rise in childhood obesity began when we started sugar-coating all the information we feed them!
  • Have you ever realized that you use more water cleaning a water cup than drinking from it!
    Have you ever realized that you use more water cleaning a water cup than drinking from it!