• What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?
    Opinions!
  • I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy!
    I'm at that stage of my life where I keep myself out of arguments even if you tell me 1+1 = 5 you are absolutely correct, enjoy!
  • I pretend to like people everyday.
    It's called being an adult and that is why we are allowed to buy alcohol!
  • I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box!
    I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box!
  • How you feel when you get a text from your crush is the same happiness your mom feels when she gets a text from you!
    How you feel when you get a text from your crush is the same happiness your mom feels when she gets a text from you!
  • By simply being born you agree to the terms and conditions of life, which you also haven't read!
  • You can't dope to win at the Olympics, but you can use auto-tune to win a Grammy!
  • Have you realized that doing anything "Solo" sounds way cooler than saying "Alone"?
  • Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets!
    Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets!
  • The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet!
    The only thing scarier than finding extraterrestrial alien life on another planet would be to find other humans on another planet!