• Pro tip:<br/>
No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!
    Pro tip:
    No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!
  • Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!
    Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!
  • I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life!
    I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life!
  • Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.<br/>
I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!
    Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.
    I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!
  • The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use!
    The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use!
  • Do you realise when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you!
    Do you realise when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you!
  • My New Years resolution for 2018 is to stop procrastinating!
    My New Years resolution for 2018 is to stop procrastinating!
  • When I try to wake up = I want to sleep again<br/>
When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake!
    When I try to wake up = I want to sleep again
    When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake!
  • My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me!
    My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me!
  • These days, we wake up and look to charge our phones before we charge ourselves!
    These days, we wake up and look to charge our phones before we charge ourselves!