• The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting `Security Check`!
    The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting "Security Check"!
  • I have tons of `will power`, what I really need is `won't power`!
    I have tons of "will power", what I really need is "won't power"!
  • I don't know why I always put my music on shuffle and then get annoyed when it doesn't play the songs I want!
    I don't know why I always put my music on shuffle and then get annoyed when it doesn't play the songs I want!
  • Have you ever felt that days are long, years are short!
    Have you ever felt that days are long, years are short!
  • Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes.<br/>
Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes as well!
    Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes.
    Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes as well!
  • You spend your entire childhood being told not to talk to strangers but as an adult it's one of the most important things you have to do!
    You spend your entire childhood being told not to talk to strangers but as an adult it's one of the most important things you have to do!
  • Apparently, there is bipartisan movement in the US Senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment.<br/>
In other words, there is a joint support for joint support for joint support!
    Apparently, there is bipartisan movement in the US Senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment.
    In other words, there is a joint support for joint support for joint support!
  • Happiness is finding old pictures of friends on Facebook and saving them in gallery thinking how you can destroy their lives anytime in future!
    Happiness is finding old pictures of friends on Facebook and saving them in gallery thinking how you can destroy their lives anytime in future!
  • One thing I like about online shopping is that nobody judges you if you leave the app without buying anything!
    One thing I like about online shopping is that nobody judges you if you leave the app without buying anything!
  • Before social media, I used to think that Indian politics is dirty because of politicians. Now I realize, it's because of their supporters!
    Before social media, I used to think that Indian politics is dirty because of politicians. Now I realize, it's because of their supporters!
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