• Most of the fruits I know now and did not know existed - are only because of the shampoos!
    Most of the fruits I know now and did not know existed - are only because of the shampoos!
  • If you love a soldier, raise your glass.<br/>
If not, raise your standards!
    If you love a soldier, raise your glass.
    If not, raise your standards!
  • I hate my moods. <br/>They never seek my permission before they change!
    I hate my moods.
    They never seek my permission before they change!
  • 1. Not leaving my room<br/>
2. Not leaving the house<br/>
3. Missing someone's birthday party<br/>
My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies!
    1. Not leaving my room
    2. Not leaving the house
    3. Missing someone's birthday party
    My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies!
  • Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release!
    Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release!
  • In India:<br/>
Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried!
    In India:
    Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried!
  • The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'!
    The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'!
  • Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband!
    Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband!
  • If someone can read your thoughts then perhaps you have lost your mind!
  • Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect.<br/>
And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect!
    Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect.
    And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect!