|Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!|
|The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!|
|I'm not making any plans. I'm just going to let the universe surprise me!|
|Being male is a matter of birth;|
Being a man is a matter of age;
And being a gentleman is a matter of choice!
|When the only light in your world is suddenly gone... it's time to recharge your phone!|
|You don't know something? Google It.|
You don't know someone? Facebook It.
You can't find something? Mom!
Mangoes help in weight loss, only if
you climb the tree and pluck them yourself!
|Give me some Sunshin;|
Give me some Rain.
Give me another Girlfriend;
I am single once again!
|A peacock is just a chicken manufactured by Versace!|
|With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything!|