|Most of the fruits I know now and did not know existed - are only because of the shampoos!|
|If you love a soldier, raise your glass.|
If not, raise your standards!
|I hate my moods. |
They never seek my permission before they change!
|1. Not leaving my room|
2. Not leaving the house
3. Missing someone's birthday party
My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies!
|Religion is just an open source program where everyone claims their build is the official release!|
Up to the age of 28, you are single, after 28 you are Unmarried!
|The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'!|
|Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband!|
|If someone can read your thoughts then perhaps you have lost your mind!|
|Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect.|
And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect!