|Everyone has that one person who is a human version of a migraine!|
|Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do!|
|Sometimes all you need is 500 million US Dollars!|
|If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel!|
|My simple attitude:|
I'm not single and I'm not committed.
I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves!
|Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want people to like you!|
If you are allergic to bullshit, drama, liars fake people and general ignorance, keep this sneeze going!
|I'm glad I'm average-looking;|
This way - I know if someone loves me, it's for who I am and not as a trophy they can show off!
|Dance like no one is watching - they're busy checking their phones!|
|Second chances have never been a problem with me... I tend to give about 7 or 8 before I realise - I'm a f**king idiot!|