|Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by yourself... but hard to digest when gifted by others!|
|I am not an early bird or a night owl.|
I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon!
|Now I have realised that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life!|
|God made all creatures beautiful. He just spent a little more time on Sardarnis!|
|Enjoying music is like eating candy;|
The first thing you do is throw away the Rapper!
|Be proud of your work, not your working hours!|
|I'm not anti-social, I'm pro-solitude!|
|When I was a kid, I couldn't swear because adults were around. As an adult, I can't swear because kids are around!|
|If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, then wasting time is fighting evil!|
|Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!|