• Amazing Insight:
    Mangoes help in weight loss, only if
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    you climb the tree and pluck them yourself!
  • Give me some Sunshin;
    Give me some Rain.
    Give me another Girlfriend;
    I am single once again!
  • A peacock is just a chicken manufactured by Versace!
    A peacock is just a chicken manufactured by Versace!
  • With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything!
    With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything!
  • My hand never pains, when typing message for you;<br/>
But my heart always pain, when there is no reply from you!
    My hand never pains, when typing message for you;
    But my heart always pain, when there is no reply from you!
  • Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy!
    Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy!
  • How come Soy sauce is black and Soy Milk is white when Soybeans are Green?
    How come Soy sauce is black and Soy Milk is white when Soybeans are Green?
  • I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!`<br/>

I came to a conclusion, I am not old... I am crispy!
    I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"
    I came to a conclusion, I am not old... I am crispy!
  • The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of new cars!
  • There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence.<br/>
You can kiss your girlfriend is confidence.<br/>
And only you can kiss your girlfriend is over-confidence!
    There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence.
    You can kiss your girlfriend is confidence.
    And only you can kiss your girlfriend is over-confidence!
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