• Sometimes I wonder that maybe plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually die, decompose and they can consume us!
    Sometimes I wonder that maybe plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually die, decompose and they can consume us!
  • If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching!
    If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching!
  • WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW.<br/>
`WASITACARORACATISAW`<br/>

 This is the only English sentence which even if we read in reverse it will give the same sentence!
    WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW.
    "WASITACARORACATISAW"
    This is the only English sentence which even if we read in reverse it will give the same sentence!
  • You know you are no longer a child when getting money causes relief instead of excitement!
    You know you are no longer a child when getting money causes relief instead of excitement!
  • If you hate your job, think about the person who works in the testing department of Samsung Mobiles!
    If you hate your job, think about the person who works in the testing department of Samsung Mobiles!
  • Social media was introduced so can people socialize with others but then idiots started using it as well, decided not to socialize anymore!
    Social media was introduced so can people socialize with others but then idiots started using it as well, decided not to socialize anymore!
  • I think mosquitoes are really brave, if I saw a giant thousand times larger than me, I won't fly towards him with a syringe in my mouth!
    I think mosquitoes are really brave, if I saw a giant thousand times larger than me, I won't fly towards him with a syringe in my mouth!
  • Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment!
    Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment!
  • If one person says a word wrong, it's a mispronunciation. If enough people do it, it's an accent!
    If one person says a word wrong, it's a mispronunciation. If enough people do it, it's an accent!
  • When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do.<br/>
As an adult, you live for them!
    When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do.
    As an adult, you live for them!