• Never walk alone - develop a multiple personality!
    Never walk alone - develop a multiple personality!
  • Being polite is so rare these days it is often confused with flirting!
    Being polite is so rare these days it is often confused with flirting!
  • A gossip is the knife of the party!
    A gossip is the knife of the party!
  • A Muslim sneezed so hard in a restaurant  today that people almost died, but situation is under control now!
    A Muslim sneezed so hard in a restaurant today that people almost died, but situation is under control now!
  • Conservative - A man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run!
    Conservative - A man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run!
  • Detour - The roughest distance between two points!
    Detour - The roughest distance between two points!
  • I badly need a vacation, someone... please kidnap me!
    I badly need a vacation, someone... please kidnap me!
  • Engagement - In war, a battle. In love, the salubrious calm that precedes the real hostilities!
    Engagement - In war, a battle. In love, the salubrious calm that precedes the real hostilities!
  • Conscience - The voice that tells you not to do something after you have done it!
    Conscience - The voice that tells you not to do something after you have done it!
  • Flattery - Cologne water, to be smelled of but not swallowed!
    Flattery - Cologne water, to be smelled of but not swallowed!