|Sometimes I wonder that maybe plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually die, decompose and they can consume us!|
|If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching!|
|WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW.|
This is the only English sentence which even if we read in reverse it will give the same sentence!
|You know you are no longer a child when getting money causes relief instead of excitement!|
|If you hate your job, think about the person who works in the testing department of Samsung Mobiles!|
|Social media was introduced so can people socialize with others but then idiots started using it as well, decided not to socialize anymore!|
|I think mosquitoes are really brave, if I saw a giant thousand times larger than me, I won't fly towards him with a syringe in my mouth!|
|Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment!|
|If one person says a word wrong, it's a mispronunciation. If enough people do it, it's an accent!|
|When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do.|
As an adult, you live for them!