|I love making people who already hate me hate me more!|
No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you!
|Shoes and people: if they hurt you, are not your size!|
|I don't know what is emptier, my bank account or my love life!|
|Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape.|
I do at least 463 eye rolls a day!
|The only thing that's upgrading in my life every year is the software I use!|
|Do you realise when you take the bus, the bus is actually taking you!|
|My New Years resolution for 2018 is to stop procrastinating!|
|When I try to wake up = I want to sleep again|
When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake!
|My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me!|