|When you put on your seatbelt, are you wearing your car?|
|My self-esteem drops faster than my phone's battery life!|
|A few years ago, internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet!|
|I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier!|
|Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by yourself... but hard to digest when gifted by others!|
|I am not an early bird or a night owl.|
I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon!
|Now I have realised that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life!|
|God made all creatures beautiful. He just spent a little more time on Sardarnis!|
|Enjoying music is like eating candy;|
The first thing you do is throw away the Rapper!
|Be proud of your work, not your working hours!|