• When you put on your seatbelt, are you wearing your car?
    When you put on your seatbelt, are you wearing your car?
  • My self-esteem drops faster than my phone's battery life!
    My self-esteem drops faster than my phone's battery life!
  • A few years ago, internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet!
    A few years ago, internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet!
  • I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier!
    I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier!
  • Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by yourself... but hard to digest when gifted by others!
    Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by yourself... but hard to digest when gifted by others!
  • I am not an early bird or a night owl.<br/>
I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon!
    I am not an early bird or a night owl.
    I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon!
  • Now I have realised that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life!
    Now I have realised that becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life!
  • God made all creatures beautiful. He just spent a little more time on Sardarnis!
    God made all creatures beautiful. He just spent a little more time on Sardarnis!
  • Enjoying music is like eating candy;<br/>
The first thing you do is throw away the Rapper!
    Enjoying music is like eating candy;
    The first thing you do is throw away the Rapper!
  • Be proud of your work, not your working hours!
    Be proud of your work, not your working hours!