• Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you could be too weak to raise your middle finger!
    Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you could be too weak to raise your middle finger!
  • The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left ear!
    The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left ear!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
When people say `Call me if you need anything` the word `Don't` is silent!
    Pro Tip:
    When people say "Call me if you need anything" the word "Don't" is silent!
  • The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting `Security Check`!
    The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while getting "Security Check"!
  • I have tons of `will power`, what I really need is `won't power`!
    I have tons of "will power", what I really need is "won't power"!
  • I don't know why I always put my music on shuffle and then get annoyed when it doesn't play the songs I want!
    I don't know why I always put my music on shuffle and then get annoyed when it doesn't play the songs I want!
  • Have you ever felt that days are long, years are short!
    Have you ever felt that days are long, years are short!
  • Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes.<br/>
Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes as well!
    Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes.
    Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes as well!
  • You spend your entire childhood being told not to talk to strangers but as an adult it's one of the most important things you have to do!
    You spend your entire childhood being told not to talk to strangers but as an adult it's one of the most important things you have to do!
  • Apparently, there is bipartisan movement in the US Senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment.<br/>
In other words, there is a joint support for joint support for joint support!
    Apparently, there is bipartisan movement in the US Senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment.
    In other words, there is a joint support for joint support for joint support!
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