• The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'!
    The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'!
  • Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband!
    Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband!
  • If someone can read your thoughts then perhaps you have lost your mind!
  • Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect.<br/>
And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect!
    Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect.
    And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect!
  • When we're young, we're scared of the things that don't exist.<br/>
When we're older, we're scared of the things that do!
    When we're young, we're scared of the things that don't exist.
    When we're older, we're scared of the things that do!
  • If a child has an imaginary friend, he is considered crazy but if an adult has an imaginary friend, he is religious!
    If a child has an imaginary friend, he is considered crazy but if an adult has an imaginary friend, he is religious!
  • I am going to start telling girls that I am available for a limited time only with a hope that their shopping instinct kicks in!
    I am going to start telling girls that I am available for a limited time only with a hope that their shopping instinct kicks in!
  • Irony:<br/>
Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.<br/>
Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!
    Irony:
    Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.
    Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!
  • If you're forty something, enjoy your life now, because the generation who will pay for your retirement is chasing Pokemons!
    If you're forty something, enjoy your life now, because the generation who will pay for your retirement is chasing Pokemons!
  • The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood!
    The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood!