|The only guy in our country fighting for change is the 'Bus Conductor'!|
|Every woman likes her son to become 'Krishna', but not her husband!|
|If someone can read your thoughts then perhaps you have lost your mind!|
|Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect.|
And now our new generation remove Headphones to give respect!
|When we're young, we're scared of the things that don't exist.|
When we're older, we're scared of the things that do!
|If a child has an imaginary friend, he is considered crazy but if an adult has an imaginary friend, he is religious!|
|I am going to start telling girls that I am available for a limited time only with a hope that their shopping instinct kicks in!|
Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.
Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!
|If you're forty something, enjoy your life now, because the generation who will pay for your retirement is chasing Pokemons!|
|The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood!|