|I would be more inclined to grow up if I saw that it worked out for everyone else!|
|At the age of 28, my expected lifetime remaining is around 63%.|
When I see my phone's battery at 63%, I feel like it's almost dead!
|I wish reproducing was like Calculus.|
That way stupid people wouldn't be able to do it!
|There are two reasons why people don't mind their own business:|
1. No mind
2. No business
|No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people!|
|I hate how after an argument, I think about more clever stuff I could've said!|
|Childhood: My dream car is Ferrari.|
Adulthood: Just bought Verna, always wanted to buy one!
All positions for stupid people in my life have been filled.
No more applicants need apply!
|Free WiFi can make you forget half of your life problems for a while!|
|Things to learn about life:|
'No.' is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanations!