All positions for stupid people in my life have been filled.
No more applicants need apply!
|Free WiFi can make you forget half of your life problems for a while!|
|Things to learn about life:|
'No.' is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanations!
|For fast riders, we have fast horses.|
For slow riders, we have slow horses.
For those who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden.
|Remove negativity from your mind.|
If you change 'Na' to 'Ya', even Patna will become... 'Pataya'!
|Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless!|
|They call it a 'Selfie' because 'Narcissistic' is too hard to spell!|
|The older you get, the more you appreciate being at home doing absolutely nothing!|
|You'll find no better best friend in this world like your Mom, so appreciate her while you have her!|
|A mother's love is unconditional.|
Her temper is another matter entirely!