• <b>Attention:</b><br/>
All positions for stupid people in my life have been filled.<br/>
No more applicants need apply!
    Attention:
    All positions for stupid people in my life have been filled.
    No more applicants need apply!
  • Free WiFi can make you forget half of your life problems for a while!
    Free WiFi can make you forget half of your life problems for a while!
  • Things to learn about life:<br/>
'No.' is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanations!
    Things to learn about life:
    'No.' is a complete sentence. It does not require justification or explanations!
  • For fast riders, we have fast horses.<br/>
For slow riders, we have slow horses.<br/>
For those who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden.
    For fast riders, we have fast horses.
    For slow riders, we have slow horses.
    For those who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden.
  • Remove negativity from your mind.<br/>
If you change 'Na' to 'Ya', even Patna will become... 'Pataya'!
    Remove negativity from your mind.
    If you change 'Na' to 'Ya', even Patna will become... 'Pataya'!
  • Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless!
    Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless!
  • They call it a 'Selfie' because 'Narcissistic' is too hard to spell!
    They call it a 'Selfie' because 'Narcissistic' is too hard to spell!
  • The older you get, the more you appreciate being at home doing absolutely nothing!
    The older you get, the more you appreciate being at home doing absolutely nothing!
  • You'll find no better best friend in this world like your Mom, so appreciate her while you have her!
    You'll find no better best friend in this world like your Mom, so appreciate her while you have her!
  • A mother's love is unconditional.<br/>
Her temper is another matter entirely!
    A mother's love is unconditional.
    Her temper is another matter entirely!