|Success is a mindset. If you want to be successful, start thinking of yourself as a success!|
|A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.|
And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this?
|Life's short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the Internet arguing with strangers about politics!|
|What is the biggest pan in the world?|
|Technology is such a huge part of modern life that I'm never sure whether to believe the sound of rain on the roof or the weather app that says it's sunny outside!|
|What's blue and smells like red paint?|
|What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?|
|What word is always pronounced incorrectly?|
|Who can shave twenty-five times a day and still have a beard?|
|If you are traveling in a car, then what is that one thing which will travel further with you than your car?|