|Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents!|
|Crack your brain:|
X is a 7 letter word.
X is impossible for GOD.
Babies like X better than milk.
The poor have X and the rich look for X from the poor.
If you eat X, you will die.
X is more important than your life.
I will give you X if you get the answer.
What is X?
|A man was driving his truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street.|
How did he see her?
|How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?|
|Mr. See & Mr. Saw.|
One day Mr. See saw sea and Mr. Saw didn't see sea. See saw sea and jumped in the sea. Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea. See saw Saw in sea and Saw saw See in sea. See saw both Saw and sea and both Saw & See were happy to see sea!
|A man leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those two men?|
|The Pink House:|
In a one-storey pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower- everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
|I am the first on Earth, the second in Heaven, I appear twice times in a Week; and you can only see me once in a
year although I am in the middle of the sea...|
What am I?
|Radheshyam works in a Mithai Shop. The shop's address is: # 78, Pahad Gunj, Delhi. He is very fat. His height is 5ft 2 inches only. His waist is 42 inches. His shoe size is 7. What does he weigh?|
|One word fits all the 4 blanks spaces; and it's a seven letter word:|
A rich man needs _______.
A poor man has _______.
If you eat _______, you die.
And when you die, you can take ______ with you!