|Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring 3 home?|
|Swan swam over the pond,|
Swim swan swim!
Swan swam back again - Well swum swan!
|The butter Betty Botter bought could make her batter bitter, so she thought she'd better buy some better butter!|
|A shop sells Eclairs chocolates @ ₹ 1 each. One can exchange 3 wrappers for 1 Eclair.|
If a person has ₹ 75, how many Eclairs shall he get?
|The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam.|
Billy Smith: I was outside playing basketball.
The Maid: I was dusting the corners of the house.
Chef: I was starting to make lunch for later.
Who is lying?
|A frog jumped into a pot of cream and started treading. He soon felt something solid under his feet and was able to hop out of the pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?|
|My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor!|
|The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday!|
|Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?|
|What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?|