• Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?<br/>
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
  • Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?<br/>
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?
    Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
  • Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?<br/>
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?
    Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
  • Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?<br/>
Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?
    Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!
  • Jeeto: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Why are you so sad?
    Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!
  • Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.<br/>
Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.<br/>
Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.
    Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.
    Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!
  • Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.<br />

Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.
    Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!
  • Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, several.<br/>
Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.<br/>
Jeeto: I did!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?
    Jeeto: Yes, several.
    Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.
    Jeeto: I did!
  • Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you.<br/>
Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you.
    Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
  • Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.<br/>
Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?<br/>
Jeeto: He said, `Thank you`!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.
    Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?
    Jeeto: He said, "Thank you"!
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