JeetoPreeto SMS

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Banta was standing inside the door with a gun in hand.<br/>
Preeto: Why are  you standing here?<br/>
Banta: I am going for a 'Shikaar'.<br/>
Preeto: Toh Jao Na.<br/>
Banta: Kaise Jaon, Bahar Kutta Kharra Hai!
Banta was standing inside the door with a gun in hand.
Preeto: Why are you standing here?
Banta: I am going for a 'Shikaar'.
Preeto: Toh Jao Na.
Banta: Kaise Jaon, Bahar Kutta Kharra Hai!
Santa texts to Jeeto on cell: Hi, what are you doing Darling?
Jeeto: I'm dying.
Santa jumps with joy but types, "Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?"
Jeeto: You idiot, I'm dying my hair.
Santa: Bloody English Language!
Jeeto: What is 10 years with me?<br/>
Santa: A second.<br/>
Jeeto: What is $1000 for me?<br/>
Santa: A coin.<br/>
Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.<br/>
Santa: Wait a second!
Jeeto: What is 10 years with me?
Santa: A second.
Jeeto: What is $1000 for me?
Santa: A coin.
Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.
Santa: Wait a second!
Jeeto was trying to train a dog.<br/>
Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.<br/>
Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble
with you in the beginning!
Jeeto was trying to train a dog.
Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.
Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.<br/>
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!<BR/>

Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his 'appearance'.<br/>
Preeto: But he always dresses up well!<br/>
Jeeto: No No, not that! He hasn't made one for 5 days now!
Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his 'appearance'.
Preeto: But he always dresses up well!
Jeeto: No No, not that! He hasn't made one for 5 days now!
Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing? 
Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing?
Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist? 
Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!
Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist?
Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!
Jeeto: What are you thinking off?
Santa: Nothing.
Jeeto: Oh, do take your mind off yourself!

Quotes

You can't find the right roads when the streets are paved.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

If the enemy is in range, so are you.