JeetoPreeto SMS

Jeeto and Santa were invited to Banta's for dinner.
Jeeto to Preeto after tasting a horrible dish, "You must give me the original recipe of this dish".
Preeto: Why the original recipe?
Jeeto: So you can never cook it again!

Pinky while looking through a family album, "Doesn't dad look funny in those suspenders?"
Jeeto: Yes, but he'd look a darned sight funnier without them!

Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!

Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?
Jeeto: It was too tight!

Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor".
Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.
Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!

Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin".
Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!

Jeeto: I've figured how to avoid getting parking tickets.
Santa: And how exactly do you do that?
Jeeto: I've taken the windshield wipers off my car!

Jeeto: Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with.
Preeto: Why do you say that?
Jeeto: They won't tell anyone because they probably won't even listen in the first place!

Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.
Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!

Santa: You just backed the car over my bike.
Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!

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