• Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.<br />

Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.
    Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!
  • Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, several.<br/>
Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.<br/>
Jeeto: I did!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?
    Jeeto: Yes, several.
    Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.
    Jeeto: I did!
  • Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you.<br/>
Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you.
    Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
  • Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.<br/>
Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?<br/>
Jeeto: He said, `Thank you`!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.
    Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?
    Jeeto: He said, "Thank you"!
  • Jeeto: Param could have married anybody she pleased.<br />
Preeto: Then why is she still single?<br />
Jeeto: She never pleased anybody!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Param could have married anybody she pleased.
    Preeto: Then why is she still single?
    Jeeto: She never pleased anybody!
  • Santa: I think I'll go upstairs and send Pinky's fiancee home.<br />
Jeeto: Now, you need to remember the way we used to court.<br />
Santa: Oh My Gosh, I hadn't thought of that. Out he goes!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I think I'll go upstairs and send Pinky's fiancee home.
    Jeeto: Now, you need to remember the way we used to court.
    Santa: Oh My Gosh, I hadn't thought of that. Out he goes!
  • Preeto: Whenever I am down in the dumps, I get myself a new dress?<br/>
Jeeto: Oh! So that's where you get them!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Whenever I am down in the dumps, I get myself a new dress?
    Jeeto: Oh! So that's where you get them!
  • Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.<br />
Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?<br />
Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.
    Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?
    Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!
  • Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!Upload to Facebook
    Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?
    Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!
  • Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.<br />
Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?`<br />
Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!Upload to Facebook
    Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.
    Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?"
    Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!
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