|Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?|
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
|Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?|
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
|Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?|
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
|Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?|
Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!
|Jeeto: Why are you so sad?|
Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!
|Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.|
Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.
Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!
|Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.|
Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!
|Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?|
Jeeto: Yes, several.
Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.
Jeeto: I did!
|Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you.|
Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
|Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.|
Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?
Jeeto: He said, "Thank you"!