|Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?|
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
|Doctor: It's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet.|
Jeeto: Can you suggest any good place where I can get good purple cupcakes?
|Preeto: Why are you so happy?|
Jeeto: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"!
|Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers?|
Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board!
|Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?|
Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'!
|Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?|
Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
|Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?|
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
|Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?|
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
|Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?|
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
|Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?|
Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!