|Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.|
Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!
|Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?|
Jeeto: Yes, several.
Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.
Jeeto: I did!
|Santa: You're simply wasting your time. You'll never succeed in making that dog obey you.|
Jeeto: Nonsense... it's only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
|Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.|
Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?
Jeeto: He said, "Thank you"!
|Jeeto: Param could have married anybody she pleased.|
Preeto: Then why is she still single?
Jeeto: She never pleased anybody!
|Santa: I think I'll go upstairs and send Pinky's fiancee home.|
Jeeto: Now, you need to remember the way we used to court.
Santa: Oh My Gosh, I hadn't thought of that. Out he goes!
|Preeto: Whenever I am down in the dumps, I get myself a new dress?|
Jeeto: Oh! So that's where you get them!
|Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.|
Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?
Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!
|Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?|
Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!
|Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.|
Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?"
Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!