Santa: I think I'll go upstairs and send Pinky's fiancee home.
Jeeto: Now, you need to remember the way we used to court.
Santa: Oh My Gosh, I hadn't thought of that. Out he goes!
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Preeto: Whenever I am down in the dumps, I get myself a new dress?
Jeeto: Oh! So that's where you get them!
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Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.
Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?
Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!
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Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?
Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!
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Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.
Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?"
Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!
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Traffic Cop: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?
Jeeto: I'm just as confused as you are!
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Pappu was climbing a very tall tree.
Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately."
However, Pappu ignored her.
Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!
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Santa texts to Jeeto on cell: Hi, what are you doing Darling?
Jeeto: I'm dying.
Santa jumps with joy but types, "Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?"
Jeeto: You idiot, I'm dying my hair.
Santa: Bloody English Language!
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Jeeto: What is 10 years with me?
Santa: A second.
Jeeto: What is $1000 for me?
Santa: A coin.
Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.
Santa: Wait a second!
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Jeeto was trying to train a dog.
Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.
Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
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