JeetoPreeto SMS

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Banta was standing inside the door with a gun in hand.<br/>
Preeto: Why are  you standing here?<br/>
Banta: I am going for a 'Shikaar'.<br/>
Preeto: Toh Jao Na.<br/>
Banta: Kaise Jaon, Bahar Kutta Kharra Hai!
Banta was standing inside the door with a gun in hand.
Preeto: Why are you standing here?
Banta: I am going for a 'Shikaar'.
Preeto: Toh Jao Na.
Banta: Kaise Jaon, Bahar Kutta Kharra Hai!
Santa texts to Jeeto on cell: Hi, what are you doing Darling?
Jeeto: I'm dying.
Santa jumps with joy but types, "Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?"
Jeeto: You idiot, I'm dying my hair.
Santa: Bloody English Language!
Jeeto: What is 10 years with me?<br/>
Santa: A second.<br/>
Jeeto: What is $1000 for me?<br/>
Santa: A coin.<br/>
Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.<br/>
Santa: Wait a second!
Jeeto: What is 10 years with me?
Santa: A second.
Jeeto: What is $1000 for me?
Santa: A coin.
Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.
Santa: Wait a second!
Jeeto was trying to train a dog.<br/>
Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.<br/>
Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble
with you in the beginning!
Jeeto was trying to train a dog.
Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.
Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.<br/>
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!<BR/>

Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his 'appearance'.<br/>
Preeto: But he always dresses up well!<br/>
Jeeto: No No, not that! He hasn't made one for 5 days now!
Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his 'appearance'.
Preeto: But he always dresses up well!
Jeeto: No No, not that! He hasn't made one for 5 days now!
Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing? 
Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing?
Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist? 
Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!
Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist?
Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!
Jeeto: What are you thinking off?
Santa: Nothing.
Jeeto: Oh, do take your mind off yourself!

Quotes

The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.

Trivia

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Graffiti

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