|Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers?|
Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board!
|Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?|
Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'!
|Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?|
Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
|Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?|
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
|Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?|
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
|Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?|
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
|Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?|
Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!
|Jeeto: Why are you so sad?|
Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!
|Jeeto: Preeto's pet dog has been run over; she'll be heartbroken.|
Santa: Don't tell her abruptly.
Jeeto: No, I'll begin by saying - it's her husband!
|Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.|
Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!