JeetoPreeto SMS

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Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!
Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?
Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!
Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room. 
Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?' 
Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!
Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.
Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?"
Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!
Traffic Cop: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? 
Jeeto: I'm just as confused as you are!
Traffic Cop: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?
Jeeto: I'm just as confused as you are!
Pappu was climbing a very tall tree.
Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately."
However, Pappu ignored her.
Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!
Banta was standing inside the door with a gun in hand.<br/>
Preeto: Why are  you standing here?<br/>
Banta: I am going for a 'Shikaar'.<br/>
Preeto: Toh Jao Na.<br/>
Banta: Kaise Jaon, Bahar Kutta Kharra Hai!
Banta was standing inside the door with a gun in hand.
Preeto: Why are you standing here?
Banta: I am going for a 'Shikaar'.
Preeto: Toh Jao Na.
Banta: Kaise Jaon, Bahar Kutta Kharra Hai!
Santa texts to Jeeto on cell: Hi, what are you doing Darling?
Jeeto: I'm dying.
Santa jumps with joy but types, "Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?"
Jeeto: You idiot, I'm dying my hair.
Santa: Bloody English Language!
Jeeto: What is 10 years with me?<br/>
Santa: A second.<br/>
Jeeto: What is $1000 for me?<br/>
Santa: A coin.<br/>
Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.<br/>
Santa: Wait a second!
Jeeto: What is 10 years with me?
Santa: A second.
Jeeto: What is $1000 for me?
Santa: A coin.
Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.
Santa: Wait a second!
Jeeto was trying to train a dog.<br/>
Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.<br/>
Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble
with you in the beginning!
Jeeto was trying to train a dog.
Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.
Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.<br/>
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!<BR/>

Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!

Quotes

Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.

Trivia

Sunil Dutt was much more than the suave hero, he was quite the Bollywood baddie! The actor played the role of a dacoit in 20 movies in his career.

Graffiti

Glass house jokes are always transparent.