• Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?<br/>
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
    Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
  • Doctor: It's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet.<br/>
Jeeto: Can you suggest any good place where I can get good purple cupcakes?Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: It's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet.
    Jeeto: Can you suggest any good place where I can get good purple cupcakes?
  • Preeto: Why are you so happy?<br/>
Jeeto: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said `Parking Fine`!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Why are you so happy?
    Jeeto: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"!
  • Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers?<br/>
Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers?
    Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board!
  • Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?<br/>
Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'!
  • Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?
    Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission!
  • Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?<br/>
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink!
  • Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?<br/>
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?
    Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
  • Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?<br/>
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?
    Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
  • Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?<br/>
Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?
    Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!
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