• Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...<br/>
Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.<br/>
Santa: ...about my new shirt?<br/>
Jeeto: Oh, it's nice!
    Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...
    Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.
    Santa: ...about my new shirt?
    Jeeto: Oh, it's nice!
  • Preeto: We all make mistakes.<br/>
Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!
    Preeto: We all make mistakes.
    Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!
  • Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?<br/>
Jeeto: My husband!
    Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?
    Jeeto: My husband!
  • Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?<br/>
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!
    Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?
    Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!
  • Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!<br/>
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye...  Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!
    Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!
    Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!
  • Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?<br/>
Jeeto: No, I don't!
    Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?
    Jeeto: No, I don't!
  • Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?<br/>
Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!
    Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?
    Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!
  • Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?<br/>
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
    Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?
    Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
  • Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.<br/>
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
    Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.
    Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
  • Santa: You women should come with instructions.<br/>
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
    Santa: You women should come with instructions.
    Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?