|Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...|
Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.
Santa: ...about my new shirt?
Jeeto: Oh, it's nice!
|Preeto: We all make mistakes.|
Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!
|Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?|
Jeeto: My husband!
|Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?|
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!
|Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!|
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!
|Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?|
Jeeto: No, I don't!
|Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?|
Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!
|Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?|
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
|Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.|
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
|Santa: You women should come with instructions.|
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?