• Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.<br />
Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?<br />
Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!
    Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.
    Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?
    Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!
  • Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!
    Pinky: Mom, I want some fresh air. Can I go for a walk?
    Jeeto: Yes, but tell your fresh air to drop you home by 9 PM!
  • Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.<br />
Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?`<br />
Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!
    Santa came home, and he saw car in the living room.
    Santa to his wife, How did you get the car in here?"
    Jeeto: Easy. I took a right at the kitchen!
  • Traffic Cop: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?<br />
Jeeto: I'm just as confused as you are!
    Traffic Cop: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?
    Jeeto: I'm just as confused as you are!
  • Pappu was climbing a very tall tree.
    Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately."
    However, Pappu ignored her.
    Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!
  • Santa texts to Jeeto on cell: Hi, what are you doing Darling?
    Jeeto: I'm dying.
    Santa jumps with joy but types, "Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?"
    Jeeto: You idiot, I'm dying my hair.
    Santa: Bloody English Language!
  • Jeeto: What is 10 years with me?<br/>
Santa: A second.<br/>
Jeeto: What is $1000 for me?<br/>
Santa: A coin.<br/>
Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.<br/>
Santa: Wait a second!
    Jeeto: What is 10 years with me?
    Santa: A second.
    Jeeto: What is $1000 for me?
    Santa: A coin.
    Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.
    Santa: Wait a second!
  • Jeeto was trying to train a dog.<br/>
Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.<br/>
Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble
with you in the beginning!
    Jeeto was trying to train a dog.
    Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.
    Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
  • Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.<br/>
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
    Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.
    Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
  • Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his 'appearance'.<br/>
Preeto: But he always dresses up well!<br/>
Jeeto: No No, not that! He hasn't made one for 5 days now!
    Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his 'appearance'.
    Preeto: But he always dresses up well!
    Jeeto: No No, not that! He hasn't made one for 5 days now!
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