• Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing?<br />
Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
    Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing?
    Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
  • Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist?<br />
Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!
    Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist?
    Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!
  • Jeeto: What are you thinking off?
    Santa: Nothing.
    Jeeto: Oh, do take your mind off yourself!
  • Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?<br/>
Preeto: That night my husband, Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray!
    Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
    Preeto: That night my husband, Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray!
  • Santa: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?<br />
Jeeto: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
    Santa: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    Jeeto: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
  • Jeeto: It's my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me.<br/>
Santa: Of course, they must have been smart, that's why they escaped getting married to you!
    Jeeto: It's my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me.
    Santa: Of course, they must have been smart, that's why they escaped getting married to you!
  • Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food?<br />
Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!
    Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food?
    Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!
  • Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives.<br />
Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!
    Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives.
    Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!
  • Woman to her to neighbor, Jeeto, "I wish you would sell that dog. Yesterday my daughter had to stop her singing lesson because your dog was whining all the time".
    Jeeto: I'm sorry. But your daughter began it!
  • Jeeto to instructor while learning to drive, "That little mirror up there isn't set right".
    Instructor: Isn't it?
    Jeeto: No. I can't see anything but the car behind!
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