|Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist?|
Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!
|Jeeto: What are you thinking off?|
Jeeto: Oh, do take your mind off yourself!
|Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?|
Preeto: That night my husband, Banta came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray!
|Santa: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?|
Jeeto: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
|Jeeto: It's my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me.|
Santa: Of course, they must have been smart, that's why they escaped getting married to you!
|Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food?|
Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!
|Jeeto: I have read in a newspaper that widows make the best wives.|
Santa: May be! But you can't expect me to kill myself that you can be good wife to someone!
|Woman to her to neighbor, Jeeto, "I wish you would sell that dog. Yesterday my daughter had to stop her singing lesson because your dog was whining all the time".|
Jeeto: I'm sorry. But your daughter began it!
|Jeeto to instructor while learning to drive, "That little mirror up there isn't set right".|
Instructor: Isn't it?
Jeeto: No. I can't see anything but the car behind!
|Jeeto was having problems with her computer, so she rang tech support.|
The guy asked, `Do you have any window open right now?`
Jeeto: Are you crazy? It's the middle of winter.