|Santa: I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist.|
Jeeto: Don't worry. I've been seeing our neighbour and Pappu's tutor!
|Jeeto: Does your husband exercise?|
Preeto: Yes , last week he was out four nights running.
|Jeeto: My daughter is having her voice cultivated.|
Preeto: Is it improving?
Jeeto: It's growing stronger, earlier she used to be heard only two apartments away. Now we get complaints from away off in the next building.
|Santa to Jeeto in a restaurant, "A scientist says that what we eat we become".|
Jeeto after seizing the menu, "Let's order something rich"!
|Santa: When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you.|
Jeeto: You do anyway, you lazy bum!
|Jeeto: If you think that the treatment is expensive you should see my doctor. He is very reasonable.|
Preeto: How's that.
Jeeto: If you cannot afford the treatment he alters the reports.
|Jeeto and Santa were invited to Banta's for dinner.|
Jeeto to Preeto after tasting a horrible dish, "You must give me the original recipe of this dish".
Preeto: Why the original recipe?
Jeeto: So you can never cook it again!
|Pinky while looking through a family album, "Doesn't dad look funny in those suspenders?"|
Jeeto: Yes, but he'd look a darned sight funnier without them!
|Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.|
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!
|Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?|
Jeeto: It was too tight!