• Santa: I have a confession to make. I've been seeing a psychiatrist.
    Jeeto: Don't worry. I've been seeing our neighbour and Pappu's tutor!
  • Jeeto: Does your husband exercise?<br />
Preeto: Yes , last week he was out four nights running.
    Jeeto: Does your husband exercise?
    Preeto: Yes , last week he was out four nights running.
  • Jeeto: My daughter is having her voice cultivated.
    Preeto: Is it improving?
    Jeeto: It's growing stronger, earlier she used to be heard only two apartments away. Now we get complaints from away off in the next building.
  • Santa to Jeeto in a restaurant, "A scientist says that what we eat we become".
    Jeeto after seizing the menu, "Let's order something rich"!
  • Santa: When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you.
    Jeeto: You do anyway, you lazy bum!
  • Jeeto: If you think that the treatment is expensive you should see my doctor. He is very reasonable.
    Preeto: How's that.
    Jeeto: If you cannot afford the treatment he alters the reports.
  • Jeeto and Santa were invited to Banta's for dinner.
    Jeeto to Preeto after tasting a horrible dish, "You must give me the original recipe of this dish".
    Preeto: Why the original recipe?
    Jeeto: So you can never cook it again!
  • Pinky while looking through a family album, "Doesn't dad look funny in those suspenders?"
    Jeeto: Yes, but he'd look a darned sight funnier without them!
  • Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.
    Preeto: How do you really claim that?
    Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!
  • Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?
    Jeeto: It was too tight!