|Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor".|
Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.
Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!
|Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin".|
Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!
|Jeeto: I've figured how to avoid getting parking tickets.|
Santa: And how exactly do you do that?
Jeeto: I've taken the windshield wipers off my car!
|Jeeto: Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with.|
Preeto: Why do you say that?
Jeeto: They won't tell anyone because they probably won't even listen in the first place!
|Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.|
Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!
|Santa: You just backed the car over my bike.|
Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!
|Jeeto was having a driving lesson. Partway through, the instructor told her, "You're in the wrong gear".|
"Oh", said Jeeto. "What should I have worn?"
|Santa was late home from work one evening.|
"I'm sure he's having an affair", said Jeeto to her mother-in-law.
"Why do you always think the worst?" said the mother-in-law. "Maybe he's just been in an accident."
|Preeto: Why is psychoanalysis much quicker for men than it is for woman?|
Jeeto: Because when it is time to go back to childhood, the man is already there.
|Jeeto went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband", she explained.|
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?' asked the store assistant.
"Are you kidding?" said Jeeto. "He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!"