• Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor".
    Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.
    Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!
  • Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin".
    Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!
  • Jeeto: I've figured how to avoid getting parking tickets.
    Santa: And how exactly do you do that?
    Jeeto: I've taken the windshield wipers off my car!
  • Jeeto: Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with.
    Preeto: Why do you say that?
    Jeeto: They won't tell anyone because they probably won't even listen in the first place!
  • Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.
    Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!
  • Santa: You just backed the car over my bike.
    Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!
  • Jeeto was having a driving lesson. Partway through, the instructor told her, "You're in the wrong gear".
    "Oh", said Jeeto. "What should I have worn?"
  • Santa was late home from work one evening.
    "I'm sure he's having an affair", said Jeeto to her mother-in-law.
    "Why do you always think the worst?" said the mother-in-law. "Maybe he's just been in an accident."
  • Preeto: Why is psychoanalysis much quicker for men than it is for woman?
    Jeeto: Because when it is time to go back to childhood, the man is already there.
  • Jeeto went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband", she explained.
    "Did he tell you what gauge to get?' asked the store assistant.
    "Are you kidding?" said Jeeto. "He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!"