• Jeeto to Preeto, "You look different today".
    Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs.
    Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs?
    Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup!
  • Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day.
    Preeto: Interesting. Which store was was it?
    Jeeto: A hardware store.
    Preeto: That's weird!
    Jeeto: Not really. I realized pretty late that it's a mirror.
  • Pinky to her mother, Jeeto, "What kind of husband should I look for?
    Jeeto: Dear, leave the husbands alone and look for a single man.
  • Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day.<br />
Preeto: Interesting. Which store was was it?<br />
Jeeto: A hardware store.<br />
Preeto: That's weird!<br />
Jeeto: Not really, I realized pretty late that it's a mirror.
    Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day.
    Preeto: Interesting. Which store was was it?
    Jeeto: A hardware store.
    Preeto: That's weird!
    Jeeto: Not really, I realized pretty late that it's a mirror.
  • Jeeto to Preeto, "What I am worried about is not my weight but my height".
    Preeto: That's weird. But still, why?
    Jeeto: According to my weight, my height should be 8 feet and 7 inches!
  • Preeto: Do you have a good memory for faces?<br />
Banta: Yes but why?<br />
Preeto: I just broke your shaving mirror.
    Preeto: Do you have a good memory for faces?
    Banta: Yes but why?
    Preeto: I just broke your shaving mirror.
  • Jeeto went to cash a cheque at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself?"
    Looking puzzled, Jeeto dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment and then smiled, "Yes, it's me all right".
  • Jeeto after reaching her destination told the cab driver, "Okay, here, here is good".
    Jeeto: How much is it?
    Driver: 250 Rupees.
    Then, after searching in her purse for a while, Jeeto said, "Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only 200 Rupees on me"!
  • While on a holiday, Jeeto realized that she had forgotten a present for Santa's birthday.
    "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obedience".
    Jeeto pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift".
  • Jeeto texts Santa on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen"! Santa texts back, "Pour some luke-warm water over it!"
    Jeeto texts back, "Computer completely f****d now!"