|Jeeto: I was in a very generous mood today. I gave a poor beggar 500 rupees.|
Preeto: That's a lot of money to give away. What did your husband say about it?
Jeeto: He said, "Thank you".
|Santa: And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you?|
Jeeto: Yes, several.
Santa: Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.
Jeeto: I did!
|Santa: Honey, I invited a friend home to dinner.|
Jeeto: What? Are you crazy? The house is in mess; I didn't go shopping; All the dishes are dirty; and I don't feel like cooking any fancy meal!
Santa: I know all that.
Jeeto: Then why did you invite your friend.
Santa: Bcoz the poor fool is thinking of getting married.
|Jeeto: My husband always takes drinks with his friends so that he has at least someone to carry him home.|
|Jeeto: Let us go out and have some fun tonight.|
Santa: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the passage light on.
|Preeto: I think long hair makes a man look so intelligent.|
Jeeto: I found one on my Santa's coat the other night and he looked darned foolish.