Law and Lawyers SMS

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The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily:<BR/>
Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister.<BR/>
Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer!
The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily:
Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister.
Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer!
A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight!
Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife. 
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty? 
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail. 
Judge: What have you done? 
Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary!
Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail.
Judge: What have you done?
Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary!
You seem to be in some distress, said the kindly judge to the witness. Is anything the matter?
Well, your honour, said the witness, I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects!
Lawyer's Creed:
A man is innocent until proven broke!
If you don't want to follow the laws, follow the lawyers!
It's better to have loved and lost, than to have won and paid a lump sum to a lawyer!
Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?
Woman: Yes, I'm sick of him!

Quotes

The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.