Law and Lawyers SMS
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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion!
You cry when you cut up an onion!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A leech will let go when its victim dies.
A leech will let go when its victim dies.
Q: What's wrong with "Lawyer Jokes"?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny; and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny; and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
Have you heard they're using lawyers instead of rats in laboratories these days? There are three reasons for this:
1. Lawyers reproduce faster.
2. The scientists don't get attached to the lawyers.
3. A lawyer will do things a rat wouldn't even consider.
1. Lawyers reproduce faster.
2. The scientists don't get attached to the lawyers.
3. A lawyer will do things a rat wouldn't even consider.
And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan".
Good News:
A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News:
There were three empty seats.
A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News:
There were three empty seats.
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? I'm not telling you.
A lawyer wrote in his will, "Give all my estate to fools and madmen. From such I had it, and to such I give it again."
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