• A man in an interrogation room says `I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.`<br/>
`You are the lawyer.` said the policeman.<br/>
`Exactly, so where's my present?` replied the lawyer!
    A man in an interrogation room says "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."
    "You are the lawyer." said the policeman.
    "Exactly, so where's my present?" replied the lawyer!
  • Judge: What do you call a lawyer, who doesn't know the law?<br/>
Lawyer: A judge!
    Judge: What do you call a lawyer, who doesn't know the law?
    Lawyer: A judge!
  • In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant:<br/>
`You didn't bring your lawyer today?`<br/>
Defendant: No, your honour. I've decided to tell the truth!
    In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant:
    "You didn't bring your lawyer today?"
    Defendant: No, your honour. I've decided to tell the truth!
  • A lawyer was once arguing a matter for admission.<br/>
The Judge, after perusing the judgment, remarked, `There is nothing in your case`.<br/>
To which, the lawyer promptly replied, `I know there is nothing`. <br/>
The Judge thereupon observed, `Then why did you file it?` <br/>
Pat came the reply from lawyer: `Because the client wanted your Lordship's opinion and not mine`!
    A lawyer was once arguing a matter for admission.
    The Judge, after perusing the judgment, remarked, "There is nothing in your case".
    To which, the lawyer promptly replied, "I know there is nothing".
    The Judge thereupon observed, "Then why did you file it?"
    Pat came the reply from lawyer: "Because the client wanted your Lordship's opinion and not mine"!
  • Lawyer Special:<br/>
A lawyer sent a text to his another lawyer friend<br/>
Lawyer 1: Hey Bro, need your support. She is online and said `I love you`. What should I do?<br/>
Lawyer 2: First of all take a screenshot, documentation is most important!
    Lawyer Special:
    A lawyer sent a text to his another lawyer friend
    Lawyer 1: Hey Bro, need your support. She is online and said "I love you". What should I do?
    Lawyer 2: First of all take a screenshot, documentation is most important!
  • But for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable!
    But for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable!
  • If you can't follow the laws, you'll sure have to follow lawyers!
    If you can't follow the laws, you'll sure have to follow lawyers!
  • Overheard while sitting in a court, after a girl passed by.
    Advocate 1: She has a Supreme Court figure.
    Advocate 2: What do you mean?
    Advocate 1: No Appeal!
  • A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
    "Sure do," replied the bartender.
    "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator!
  • Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce such a beautiful and lovely wife? <br/>
Husband: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!
    Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce such a beautiful and lovely wife?
    Husband: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!