Law and Lawyers SMS

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'You've been convicted 5 times of this offence - aren't you ashamed to own to that?'<br/>
'No, your honour. I don't think one ought to be ashamed of his convictions!'
"You've been convicted 5 times of this offence - aren't you ashamed to own to that?"
"No, your honour. I don't think one ought to be ashamed of his convictions!"
What is a contingent fee?
If the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing;
And if the lawyer does win it, you get nothing!
The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily:<BR/>
Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister.<BR/>
Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer!
The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily:
Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister.
Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer!
A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight!
Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife. 
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty? 
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail. 
Judge: What have you done? 
Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary!
Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail.
Judge: What have you done?
Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary!
You seem to be in some distress, said the kindly judge to the witness. Is anything the matter?
Well, your honour, said the witness, I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects!
Lawyer's Creed:
A man is innocent until proven broke!
If you don't want to follow the laws, follow the lawyers!

Quotes

Reading without reflecting is like eating without digesting.

Trivia

Beyonce Knowles' debut album "Dangerously in Love" earned her five Grammys.

Graffiti

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