Law and Lawyers SMS

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The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily:<BR/>
Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister.<BR/>
Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer!
The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily:
Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister.
Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer!
A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight!
Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife. 
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty? 
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail. 
Judge: What have you done? 
Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary!
Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail.
Judge: What have you done?
Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary!
You seem to be in some distress, said the kindly judge to the witness. Is anything the matter?
Well, your honour, said the witness, I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects!
Lawyer's Creed:
A man is innocent until proven broke!
If you don't want to follow the laws, follow the lawyers!
It's better to have loved and lost, than to have won and paid a lump sum to a lawyer!
Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?
Woman: Yes, I'm sick of him!

Quotes

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

There are two kinds of fools - one who give advice and the others who won't take it!