|What's the problem with lawyer jokes?|
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes!
|"You've been convicted 5 times of this offence - aren't you ashamed to own to that?"|
"No, your honour. I don't think one ought to be ashamed of his convictions!"
|What is a contingent fee?|
If the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing;
And if the lawyer does win it, you get nothing!
|A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!|
|What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?|
A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight!