|Toll-Booths are nothing but Bill-Gates!|
|A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stain-less steal!|
|Friends pay food-bills on a de-tu-de basis!|
|Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery!|
|Popeye could also take good photographs.|
Because he was "Popeye DSLR man"!
|Why it's called constipation instead of 'Gunah'!|
|A lady donated her earrings to a beggar.|
Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya!
|If you take your bahu for a vacation in Bali, she will become Bahubali!|
|Who called him a gardener, and not Gulshan Grower?|
|Sometimes I wonder, why it is called 'Dahej' and not 'BahuMulya'!|