• She was simply very beautiful;<br/>
My heart and mind Geya Jhool;<br/>
I gave her a Red Rose ka Phool;<br/>
Woh Kar Gyi Mere Saath Chull;<br/>
She turned out to be my Life's biggest Bhull!Upload to Facebook
    She was simply very beautiful;
    My heart and mind Geya Jhool;
    I gave her a Red Rose ka Phool;
    Woh Kar Gyi Mere Saath Chull;
    She turned out to be my Life's biggest Bhull!
  • There once was a lady, Eileen,<br/>
Who lived on distilled kerosene.<br/>
But she started absorbin'<br/>
A new hydrocarbon<br/>
And since then she's never benzene!Upload to Facebook
    There once was a lady, Eileen,
    Who lived on distilled kerosene.
    But she started absorbin'
    A new hydrocarbon
    And since then she's never benzene!
  • There was a princess of Bengal,
    Whose mouth was exceedingly small;
    Said she, "It would be
    More easy for me
    To do without eating at all!"
  • Shit-house poets when they die
    Should have erected where they lie
    In memory of their caustic wit
    Where they lie every dipped
    A monument of solid shit!
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