|Love is like a fart.|
If you have to force it, it's probably shit!
|Love is the only disease that makes you feel better before it makes you feel worse!|
|I love you means nothing without action. Anyone can say it but only the ones who truly care about you will show you!|
|Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely!|
|Find arms that will hold you at your weakest, eyes that will see you at your ugliest, heart that will love you at your worst, if you have found it, you've found love!|
Each time I look at you, I just smile to myself and think, 'I certainly could not have done better'. You are perfect the way you are.|
Love you Honey!
|Love is a promise that no matter how many thorns come your way, you'll always have a sweet smelling rose around you!|
|What is love?|
In Math: An equation
In History: A War
In Chemistry: A reaction
In Art: A heart
In Me: It's just you!
|I am sorry to be smiling every time you're near.|
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry I love you,
I can't help it!
|It's hard to find someone who is willing to stay with you in every up and down of your life.|
I feel blessed to have you in my life because I know no matter what happens you will never stop loving me!