|L - Lake of Beer|
O - Ocean of Whisky
V - Valley of Rum
E - End of stock (bar closed)
Love is injurious to health. So simply avoid love!
|I am sorry for being so emotional;|
I am sorry of being so possessive;
I am sorry that I cry for you;
I am sorry because I can't live without you!
|You're kissable and cuddly;|
You're lovable and sweet.
You thrill me every minute;
And sweep me off my feet.
You're charming and disarming;
Likebale, desirable and true.
You inspire and impress me;
And that's why I love you!
|Love is like a "Hot Chilly",|
It not only sizzles but keeps your eyes wet!
|Love is when you have a telephonic conversation for hours without a single "Aur Batao"!|
|Someone who makes more efforts to have you in their life is... someone who doesn't want to lose you!|
|Love is like a stapler pin.|
It's easy to attach but hard to detach; and the worst is when finally you are able to detach it, it still leaves the paper damaged!
|Laugh a lot till you breathe;|
Love as long as you live!
|True Love is like:|
A boy playing Carom - Always afraid of losing his queen;
And a girl playing Chess - risking everything just to protect her king!
|If it weren't for you, I would still be wasting my life in stupid 'Geris' to find a perfect girl!|
Love you, sweetheart!