|A small boy and a girl were crying, someone asked - Why are you both crying?|
Girl said: My doll has broken.
Boy said: My doll is crying!
|To see light, look at the Sun.|
To feel love, look at the Moon.
To admire beauty, look at nature.
To see hope, look at the future.
But to see all of this, look at a mirror!
|If I had to choose between loving you and breathing I would use my last breath to say - "I Love You"!|
|To my Wonderful Wife:|
Just like Wine gets better as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with each passing day!
|Every moment spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true.|
I Love You!
|You walked into my life and made me realize why it never worked out with anyone else.|
Love you, sweetheart!
|You know you really love someone when you can't hate them for breaking your heart!|
|People often say that:|
They were cheated in love, but they forget -
One who cheats never loves;
And one who loves never cheats!
|Sometimes the best way to stay close to someone you love is by being "Just a friend"!|
|L - Lake of Beer|
O - Ocean of Whisky
V - Valley of Rum
E - End of stock (bar closed)
Love is injurious to health. So simply avoid love!