• A man drained all the water from his swimming pool.<br/>
Wife: Why did you do that?<br/>
Husband: I want to practice diving but I can't swim!Upload to Facebook
    A man drained all the water from his swimming pool.
    Wife: Why did you do that?
    Husband: I want to practice diving but I can't swim!
  • Husbands are like children... they're fine if they are someone else's!Upload to Facebook
    Husbands are like children... they're fine if they are someone else's!
  • I tried to play 'Blue Whale'. It prompted me for marital status & gender. I entered married & male.<br/>
It flashed the message: `You've already completed the final task. You can't play the game again`!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to play 'Blue Whale'. It prompted me for marital status & gender. I entered married & male.
    It flashed the message: "You've already completed the final task. You can't play the game again"!
  • On their first day home after the honeymoon, the husband said: `If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready.`<br/>
Wife: Oh how thoughtful? What are we having?<br/>
Husband: Toast and juice!Upload to Facebook
    On their first day home after the honeymoon, the husband said: "If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready."
    Wife: Oh how thoughtful? What are we having?
    Husband: Toast and juice!
  • A woman went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. `It's for my husband,` she explained.<br/>
`Did he tell you what gauge to get?` asked the store assistant.<br/>
Woman: Are you kidding? He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!Upload to Facebook
    A woman went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she explained.
    "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the store assistant.
    Woman: Are you kidding? He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!
  • Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?<br/>
Woman: Yes. I'm sick of him!Upload to Facebook
    Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?
    Woman: Yes. I'm sick of him!
  • If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor was a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it!Upload to Facebook
    If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor was a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it!
  • Wife: Kya Yahan-Wahan Ghoom Rahe Ho... Ja Kar Blue Whale Game Khel Lo.<br/>
Husband: Main Bacchpan Se Khel Raha Hun. Tumse Shaadi Mera Last Task Tha!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Kya Yahan-Wahan Ghoom Rahe Ho... Ja Kar Blue Whale Game Khel Lo.
    Husband: Main Bacchpan Se Khel Raha Hun. Tumse Shaadi Mera Last Task Tha!
  • Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.<br/>
Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?<br/>
Customer: My wife!Upload to Facebook
    Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.
    Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?
    Customer: My wife!
  • Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?<br/>
Wife: Nahane!<br/>
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?<br/>
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?
    Wife: Nahane!
    Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
    Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?
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