• Wife: He made 2 fat jokes yesterday.<br/>
Husband: That's a lie.<br/>
Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them?<br/>
Husband: Because elephants never forget.<br/>
Therapist: LMAO! Savage!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: He made 2 fat jokes yesterday.
    Husband: That's a lie.
    Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them?
    Husband: Because elephants never forget.
    Therapist: LMAO! Savage!
  • A wife is cute when she is mute and a husband is honey when he gives money!Upload to Facebook
    A wife is cute when she is mute and a husband is honey when he gives money!
  • Pro Tip to all wives:<br/>
If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyways!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip to all wives:
    If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyways!
  • We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines!!Upload to Facebook
    We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines!!
  • A happy marriage is a long conversation, which always seems too-too long while fighting with each other!Upload to Facebook
    A happy marriage is a long conversation, which always seems too-too long while fighting with each other!
  • Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!Upload to Facebook
    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!
  • At every party, there are two kinds of people, those who want to go home and those who don't.<br/>
The trouble is, they are usually married to each other!Upload to Facebook
    At every party, there are two kinds of people, those who want to go home and those who don't.
    The trouble is, they are usually married to each other!
  • Plea of Married Men:<br/>
Bachelors should be taxed heavily. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others!Upload to Facebook
    Plea of Married Men:
    Bachelors should be taxed heavily. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others!
  • Married men don't have a Lifestyle...<br/>
They live according to Wifestyle!Upload to Facebook
    Married men don't have a Lifestyle...
    They live according to Wifestyle!
  • A wife who keeps her hubby cool & comfortable deserves this compliment...<br/>
Biwi Ho To 'AC'!Upload to Facebook
    A wife who keeps her hubby cool & comfortable deserves this compliment...
    Biwi Ho To 'AC'!
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