Marriage SMS

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Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein "Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein";
Kyunki
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Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein!
Dear Ladies, 
Please feed your man well... because a fat man can't run away!
Dear Ladies,
Please feed your man well... because a fat man can't run away!
That hopeful moment... when your wife uses a dual sim phone and you save the numbers as...
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Wife 1 and Wife 2!
You don't marry one person, you marry three: 
The person you think they are; 
The person they are; 
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
You don't marry one person, you marry three:
The person you think they are;
The person they are;
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
What is the difference between welding and wedding? 
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later; 
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
What is the difference between welding and wedding?
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later;
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
When husband breaks a glass. 
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything! 
And when wife breaks a glass. 
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
When husband breaks a glass.
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!
And when wife breaks a glass.
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
After our last argument, my wife told me: 
I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you!
After our last argument, my wife told me:
I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you!
Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein, Hazaro Jati Hein;
Hazaro Hasti Hein, Hazaro Rulati Hein;
Lekin Mere Dost, Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein;
Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur Gale Pad Jati Hein!

Quotes

Relationships based on obligation lack dignity.

Trivia

Human eyes remain the same size from birth onward but noses and ears never stop growing.

Graffiti

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.