• A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.<br/>
When he got home his wife looked at him and said, `Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!`Upload to Facebook
    A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.
    When he got home his wife looked at him and said, "Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!"
  • All married men say after many years of marriage:<br/>
`Our marriage is based on trust and understanding.`<br/>
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!Upload to Facebook
    All married men say after many years of marriage:
    "Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
    She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
  • If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;<br/>
Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.Upload to Facebook
    If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;
    Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
  • Wife: You know, I hate you when you drink.<br/>
Husband: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You know, I hate you when you drink.
    Husband: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
  • Dear Husband,<br/>
Thank you for never listening to me so I can always claim that I told you something!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Husband,
    Thank you for never listening to me so I can always claim that I told you something!
  • Wife: I think...<br/>
Husband: ...Exactly!<br/>
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet.<br/>
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I think...
    Husband: ...Exactly!
    Wife: But I haven't said anything yet.
    Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!
  • Staying single is stylish. <br/>
Divorce is in vogue.<br/>
Live-in is common.<br/>
Extra-marital is happening.<br/>
And here we are - Married! <br/>
Bloody totally outdated!Upload to Facebook
    Staying single is stylish.
    Divorce is in vogue.
    Live-in is common.
    Extra-marital is happening.
    And here we are - Married!
    Bloody totally outdated!
  • If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump.<br/>
If you have no woman in your life, then also you are successful like Mr. Modi.<br/>
The real issue is for those who have 1 wife!Upload to Facebook
    If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump.
    If you have no woman in your life, then also you are successful like Mr. Modi.
    The real issue is for those who have 1 wife!
  • It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date.<br/>
She often says, `Mujhe Toh Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki Mere Papa Ne Aap Mein Kya Dekha?`Upload to Facebook
    It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date.
    She often says, "Mujhe Toh Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki Mere Papa Ne Aap Mein Kya Dekha?"
  • Only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy:<br/>
One, let her think she is having her own way;<br/>
And the other, let her have it!Upload to Facebook
    Only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy:
    One, let her think she is having her own way;
    And the other, let her have it!
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