|The Equation of Marriage:|
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of a glance!
|My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds their rejection quite entertaining!|
|Wife: I've bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived.|
Husband: I am curious to see it.
Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
|"What did you buy your husband for his birthday?"|
"Well, knowing he wanted a diary, I bought him one that locked; he's so particular about his notes."
"And surely you bought something for yourself?"
"Oh, yes; I bought myself a duplicate key for the diary."
|How was the word WIFE invented?|
They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!