• Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook!
  • Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
  • MARITAL CAUTION:<br />

Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name - WIFE.<br />

Never save it as `Wife 1` and `Wife 2`!<br />

~ forwarded from a Hospitalised HusbandUpload to Facebook
    MARITAL CAUTION:
    Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name - WIFE.
    Never save it as "Wife 1" and "Wife 2"!
    ~ forwarded from a Hospitalised Husband
  • Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?<br />
Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!Upload to Facebook
    Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?
    Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!
  • Wife: Where have you been so late?<br />
Husband: Stop me if you've heard this one!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Where have you been so late?
    Husband: Stop me if you've heard this one!
  • Weekend Special:<br />

Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. <br />  

Husband: Good idea! I will  see you on Monday!
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    Weekend Special:
    Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays.
    Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
  • Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me.<br />
Wife: Of course. I didn't want to make a scene!Upload to Facebook
    Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me.
    Wife: Of course. I didn't want to make a scene!
  • Friend 1: Was your marriage one of those trial and error things?<br />
Friend 2: Just the opposite. First came the error, then the trial!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: Was your marriage one of those trial and error things?
    Friend 2: Just the opposite. First came the error, then the trial!
  • Husband: But, Alice, you don't want that!<br/>
Wife: How will I know until I get it?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: But, Alice, you don't want that!
    Wife: How will I know until I get it?
  • Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me?<br />

Husband: Yes-let's go to the Zoo!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me?
    Husband: Yes-let's go to the Zoo!
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