Marriage SMS

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Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
After our last argument, my wife told me: 
I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you!
After our last argument, my wife told me:
I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you!
Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein, Hazaro Jati Hein;
Hazaro Hasti Hein, Hazaro Rulati Hein;
Lekin Mere Dost, Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein;
Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur Gale Pad Jati Hein!
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying; 
But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;
But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
Husband to wife, 'Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?' 
Wife: No. 
Husband was completely surprised! 
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"
Wife: No.
Husband was completely surprised!
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
Wife texts to her hubby: Please come home early. I have cooked a wonderful meal. We shall spend the time alone and have a wonderful time.
Husband reaches home and finds the usual stale food.
Hubbby: What's this non-sense?
Wife: Koi "April Fool" Bhi Cheez Hoti Hai!
Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that... this conversation will be recorded for 'Training and Quality purposes'!
Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that... this conversation will be recorded for "Training and Quality purposes"!
Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.<br/>
Wife: I do not think that is going to help.<br/>
Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
Wife: I do not think that is going to help.
Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!
The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!
Marriage is an occasion  when a ring is put on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes!
Marriage is an occasion when a ring is put on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes!

Quotes

We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to die for it.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.