Marriage SMS

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A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!
A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!
Some say Whisky is Risky;
Some say Whisky Bina Zindgi Miss Ki.
But I say - Beer, Rum ho ya Whisky;
Koi Nahi hai 'Wife' se Jyaada Risky.
Par Ab Yeh Mat Puchhana ke Kisky!
15th August is the only day in the year when married men realise that they also need to assert their rights and fight for their freedom. 
Happy Independence Day!
15th August is the only day in the year when married men realise that they also need to assert their rights and fight for their freedom.
Happy Independence Day!
If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable; 
If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;
If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
A guy wrote on his Facebook status: Want Wife?
7 girls liked it and 89 men commented: Take Mine!
The guy wrote back: I am not asking for it... but I am only enquiring from you whether you want mine!
Wife: I am not talking to you.<br/>

Husband: Okay!<br/>

Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>

Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
Wife: I am not talking to you.
Husband: Okay!
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
Women marry men hoping they will change;<br/>
And men marry women hoping they will not.<br/>
Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and as result,  both of them get disappointed!
Women marry men hoping they will change;
And men marry women hoping they will not.
Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and as result, both of them get disappointed!
A lot of husbands are interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in the house!
A lot of husbands are interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in the house!
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
Evolution of MAN:
Before meeting her, Spider Man;
After meeting her, Gentleman; During wedding, Superman;
Soon after marriage, Watchman;
After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!

Quotes

My advice to other disabled people would be, concentrate on things your disability doesn't prevent you doing well, and don't regret the things it interferes with. Don't be disabled in spirit, as well as physically.

Trivia

Taking pictures of other people without permission is illegal in Japan. Though it is legal to take pictures of people in public places in the US.

Graffiti

Actor - A man who tries to be everything but himself.