|Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.|
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
|Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!|
|Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself...|
'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'!
|Very effective threat by wife in new style:|
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter Ko Doge, Main Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!
|Marriage is really tough sometimes, because...|
you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!
|Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!|
|When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one who's mad!|
|Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did!|
|Wife: I think we need to return these glasses I got for you.|
Wife: You are still not seeing things "My Way"!