• Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!Upload to Facebook
    Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!
  • Wife: Hey Honey, do you smell anything?<br/>
Husband: No, darling.<br/>
Wife: Me neither, start cooking then!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Hey Honey, do you smell anything?
    Husband: No, darling.
    Wife: Me neither, start cooking then!
  • Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!Upload to Facebook
    Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!
  • The only really happy folk are married women and single men!Upload to Facebook
    The only really happy folk are married women and single men!
  • Before marriage, a man would awake all night thinking about something you said.<br/>
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!Upload to Facebook
    Before marriage, a man would awake all night thinking about something you said.
    And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
  • Did any of you know that you can convert a regular sofa into a sofa-cum-bed, just by forgetting your wife's birthday?Upload to Facebook
    Did any of you know that you can convert a regular sofa into a sofa-cum-bed, just by forgetting your wife's birthday?
  • One thing that has saved a lot of marriages...<br/>
DTH's recording button!Upload to Facebook
    One thing that has saved a lot of marriages...
    DTH's recording button!
  • 5 ways to burn 100 calories:<br/>
1. Walking - 45 mins<br/>
2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins<br/>
3. Swimming - 17 mins<br/>
4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins<br/>
5. Tennis - 14 mins<br/><br/>

Note - People who are unable to do the above mentioned exercises, arguing with your wife for 2 minutes is equally effective!Upload to Facebook
    5 ways to burn 100 calories:
    1. Walking - 45 mins
    2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins
    3. Swimming - 17 mins
    4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins
    5. Tennis - 14 mins

    Note - People who are unable to do the above mentioned exercises, arguing with your wife for 2 minutes is equally effective!
  • Marriage Tip:<br/>
Say what you mean, but don't be mean when you said it!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage Tip:
    Say what you mean, but don't be mean when you said it!
  • Dear Husbands,<br/>
Shopping is an excellent beginning to an Apology!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Husbands,
    Shopping is an excellent beginning to an Apology!
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