• Wife: Mars Pe Life Hai Kya?<br/>
Husband: Pata Nahi, Meri Toh Earth Pe Bhi Nahi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Mars Pe Life Hai Kya?
    Husband: Pata Nahi, Meri Toh Earth Pe Bhi Nahi Hai!
  • There is only one thing worse than pissing off a cop, and that is...<br/>
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Pissing off your own wife!Upload to Facebook
    There is only one thing worse than pissing off a cop, and that is...
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    Pissing off your own wife!
  • College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage!Upload to Facebook
    College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage!
  • Middle-age is the time of life that a man first notices - in his wife!Upload to Facebook
    Middle-age is the time of life that a man first notices - in his wife!
  • 5 missed calls from husband, and wife thinks,<br/>
`What could have happened?`<br/><br/>

5 missed calls from wife, and husband thinks,<br/>
`What is going to happen?`Upload to Facebook
    5 missed calls from husband, and wife thinks,
    "What could have happened?"

    5 missed calls from wife, and husband thinks,
    "What is going to happen?"
  • Wife: You used to go to temple every day before I got married to you, but now you don't go to the temple. What happened?<br/>
Husband: Actually, you see, then I got married to you, and I lost all faith in God! Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You used to go to temple every day before I got married to you, but now you don't go to the temple. What happened?
    Husband: Actually, you see, then I got married to you, and I lost all faith in God!
  • A man who says his wife can't take a joke... forgets that she took him!Upload to Facebook
    A man who says his wife can't take a joke... forgets that she took him!
  • Situation of every husband is like a Duck:<br/>
Above the surface, look composed and unruffled, below the surface paddling like hell!Upload to Facebook
    Situation of every husband is like a Duck:
    Above the surface, look composed and unruffled, below the surface paddling like hell!
  • Sometimes I look at old couples in love and wonder how they have made it so far in the journey of life called Marriage!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I look at old couples in love and wonder how they have made it so far in the journey of life called Marriage!
  • A husband & wife may disagree on many things but one thing they all agree on... `Never, ever give up during a fight with each other!Upload to Facebook
    A husband & wife may disagree on many things but one thing they all agree on... "Never, ever give up during a fight with each other!
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