|Tip to all men:|
Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she is plotting your death!
|I've found Paradise - where all wives are lovely, all husbands are loving and all children are angels.|
It's called Facebook!
|A hilarious quote read about married life today written by a married person:|
"Only after marriage did I understand why Bathrooms are also called Restrooms!"
|Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.|
There's no doubt about it, anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
|Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare!|
|Husbands tend to be better lovers specially when they are betraying their wives!|
|My wife and facebook...|
She has 898 friends on her friend list, yet she is always cribbing of not having a social life!
|Wife: You never gifted me gold, diamond or pearls?|
Husband gives her a handful of soil.
Wife: Ye Kya?
Husband: Mere Desh Ki Mitti Sona Uglay, Uglay Heere Moti
Husband homeless now...
When the Queen is happy, there is peace in the Kingdom!
|When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason!|