• Wife: Darling do you have a perfect visual memory?<br/>
Husband: Yes, pretty much. Why do you ask?<br/>
Wife: Because I just broke your shaving mirror!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Darling do you have a perfect visual memory?
    Husband: Yes, pretty much. Why do you ask?
    Wife: Because I just broke your shaving mirror!
  • Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you!
  • A couple was being interviewed on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.<br />
`In all that time -- did you ever consider divorce?` they were asked.<br />
`Oh, no, not divorce,` The Wife said. `Murder sometimes, but never divorce!`Upload to Facebook
    A couple was being interviewed on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.
    "In all that time -- did you ever consider divorce?" they were asked.
    "Oh, no, not divorce," The Wife said. "Murder sometimes, but never divorce!"
  • A secret fail-free formula for married couples:<br/>
`Love One Another`<br/>
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!Upload to Facebook
    A secret fail-free formula for married couples:
    "Love One Another"
    And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!
  • I really want to know that do married people live longer or it just seems longer?Upload to Facebook
    I really want to know that do married people live longer or it just seems longer?
  • Married men don't have a Lifestyle...<br/>
They live in Wifestyle!Upload to Facebook
    Married men don't have a Lifestyle...
    They live in Wifestyle!
  • The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is...<br/>
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A mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!Upload to Facebook
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    A mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
  • Marriage is like a train that makes intermittent stops at children, new house, new job, new car, just to keep the trip interesting!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is like a train that makes intermittent stops at children, new house, new job, new car, just to keep the trip interesting!
  • Wife: Janu Iss Valentine Aap Muje Kya Doge?<br/>
Husband: White Rose!<br/>
Wife: Lekin Har Baar To Aap Red Rose Dete Ho.<br/>
Husband: Darling, Pehle Main Tumse Pyaar Ki Aasha Rakhta Tha, Ab Shanti Ki Aasha Rakhta Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Janu Iss Valentine Aap Muje Kya Doge?
    Husband: White Rose!
    Wife: Lekin Har Baar To Aap Red Rose Dete Ho.
    Husband: Darling, Pehle Main Tumse Pyaar Ki Aasha Rakhta Tha, Ab Shanti Ki Aasha Rakhta Hun!
  • Definition of Husband: Someone who... after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!Upload to Facebook
    Definition of Husband: Someone who... after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!
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