|Wife: You need to learn to focus.|
Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother.
Wife: I was talking to you.
Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
|When a woman says: 'Correct me if I am wrong'!|
Do not try to do it... it's a trap.
|30th October is Karwa Chauth and 31st October is Halloween.|
It will be like Dulhan Bani Daayan.
30th October Main Tumhein Marne Nahi Dungi, 31st October Main Tumhein Jeene Nahi Dungi!
|Sasur To Damad:
Beta Kal Tumhare Saale Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Jana Hai, Tum Kal Aajao!
Damad To Sasur: Sasur Ji, Aap Apne Hisab Se Dekh Lo... Yahan To Mera Khud Ka Decision Galat Hua Pada Hai!
|If love is blind and marriage is an eye opener, then divorce would surely be a champagne bottle opener.|
|Agar Wife Apni Saree Ka Pallu Apni Kamar Mein Thus Le Toh Samjh Jao Ki...|
Ya Toh Woh Ghar Ka Kaam Niptayegi Ya Aapko!
|Every women needs a husband because...|
So many things go wrong everyday and you can't blame God and Modi all the time.
|Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:|
1. Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost.
2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.
|A man's wife was in ICU.|
Doctors did their best but she was not responding.
Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now."
Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40".
An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"!
|Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.|
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!