Marriage SMS

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How was the word WIFE invented?<br/>

They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
How was the word WIFE invented?
They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
One man was having 350cc Bullet bike. He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the noise generated by it.
Being fed up, he sold his Bullet bike and bought a 100cc bike.
He soon got married to the same girlfriend. And after a passage of 1 year, he bought a 500cc Bullet!
Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That's probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings!
Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That's probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings!
Newlywed wife to her husband: Is it true that money talks?<br/>
Husband: That's what they say, my dear.<br/>
Wife: Well, I wish you'd leave a little here to talk to me during the day. I get so lonely!
Newlywed wife to her husband: Is it true that money talks?
Husband: That's what they say, my dear.
Wife: Well, I wish you'd leave a little here to talk to me during the day. I get so lonely!
Alimony - When two people make a mistake and one of them continues to pay for it!
One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband. 
2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband.
2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
Marriage is an 'Institution'. 
Some walk out. 
Some stay put and cheat. 
And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a 
reasonable future!
Marriage is an 'Institution'.
Some walk out.
Some stay put and cheat.
And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a reasonable future!
Wife = 1/2 Husband 
So 2 Wives = Husband 
Also Wife = X Girlfriend 
Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband 
and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
Wife = 1/2 Husband
So 2 Wives = Husband
Also Wife = X Girlfriend
Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband
and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands!
Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands!
The only crush left in life, after getting married is... 
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'Candy Crush'!
The only crush left in life, after getting married is...
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'Candy Crush'!

Quotes

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.

Trivia

Salman Khan likes to collect soaps. In his bathroom, there is a collection of all kinds of handmade and herbal soaps. His favorites are soaps made from natural fruit and vegetable extracts.

Graffiti

A closed mouth gathers no foot!