|Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!|
|Wife: Hey Honey, do you smell anything?|
Husband: No, darling.
Wife: Me neither, start cooking then!
|Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!|
|The only really happy folk are married women and single men!|
|Before marriage, a man would awake all night thinking about something you said.|
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
|Did any of you know that you can convert a regular sofa into a sofa-cum-bed, just by forgetting your wife's birthday?|
|One thing that has saved a lot of marriages...|
DTH's recording button!
|5 ways to burn 100 calories:|
1. Walking - 45 mins
2. Jogging/Running - 16 mins
3. Swimming - 17 mins
4. Climbing Stairs - 16 mins
5. Tennis - 14 mins
Note - People who are unable to do the above mentioned exercises, arguing with your wife for 2 minutes is equally effective!
Say what you mean, but don't be mean when you said it!
Shopping is an excellent beginning to an Apology!