Marriage SMS

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I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
Evolution of MAN:
Before meeting her, Spider Man;
After meeting her, Gentleman; During wedding, Superman;
Soon after marriage, Watchman;
After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!
Boys' room before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Gifts
Friendship Bands
Cards & Nokia E7!

After Marriage:
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100!
Boyfriend is fun but Husband is gun;
Boyfriend is light of moon but Husband is the month of June
Boy friend is Tutti Frutti but Husband is Qismat Phooti!
Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.<br/>
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
One marriage in every six ends in divorce; 
But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!
One marriage in every six ends in divorce;
But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!
Football World Cup Khatam Ho Gya Hai. Abb Fir Biwion Ke Nakhre Jhelne Padenge!
To our sweethearts and wives. 
May they never meet!
To our sweethearts and wives.
May they never meet!
Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?<br/>
Because he had so many wives to advise him!
Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?
Because he had so many wives to advise him!
Wife: Tell me those 3 magical words. 
Husband: Galti Meri Hai!
Wife: Tell me those 3 magical words.
Husband: Galti Meri Hai!

Quotes

We never know the love of our parents for us till we have become parents.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.