• Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president?<br />
Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!Upload to Facebook
    Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president?
    Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!
  • Every woman needs a husband because so many things go wrong daily and you can't blame God and Modi all the time!Upload to Facebook
    Every woman needs a husband because so many things go wrong daily and you can't blame God and Modi all the time!
  • Husband: I love you!<br/>
Wife: I love you too, infact I love you so much I will fight the whole world for you.<br/>
Husband: But you fight with me the most.<br/>
Wife: Because you are the world to me!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: I love you!
    Wife: I love you too, infact I love you so much I will fight the whole world for you.
    Husband: But you fight with me the most.
    Wife: Because you are the world to me!
  • Every husband is a farmer by default.
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    His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture!
  • An idea can change your life;<br/>
But a wife can change your idea!Upload to Facebook
    An idea can change your life;
    But a wife can change your idea!
  • Wife (after a fight): Tell me those 3 magical words.<br/>
Husband: I love you<br/>
Wife: No not this<br/>
Husband: I like you<br/> 
Wife: Again No, not this<br/>
Husband: I miss you<br/> 
Wife: Getting more angry... No no
Husband: Galti Meri Thi!
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    Wife (after a fight): Tell me those 3 magical words.
    Husband: I love you
    Wife: No not this
    Husband: I like you
    Wife: Again No, not this
    Husband: I miss you
    Wife: Getting more angry... No no Husband: Galti Meri Thi!
  • Every husband is a farmer by default.
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    His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture!
  • Marriage has its own ups and downs. At times, you want to throw the other person off the cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch them!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage has its own ups and downs. At times, you want to throw the other person off the cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch them!
  • When your wife says, all she wants for her anniversary is - `Your Love`.<br/>
She is just kidding - actually she just expects Diamonds!Upload to Facebook
    When your wife says, all she wants for her anniversary is - "Your Love".
    She is just kidding - actually she just expects Diamonds!
  • Wife is very clever. She'll lay her head on your chest and ask - `Honey, have you ever cheated on me?`<br/>
And the wait for your heart to beat fast.<br/>
Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!Upload to Facebook
    Wife is very clever. She'll lay her head on your chest and ask - "Honey, have you ever cheated on me?"
    And the wait for your heart to beat fast.
    Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
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