|Love - the quest|
Marriage - the conquest
Divorce - the inquest!
|For men marriage is like museum - you have to be quite and you can't really touch anything!|
|Son: The marriage vows say "till death do us part", so we are not married in heaven?|
Father: That's right son... because if we were still married, we'd be in hell!
|A husband and wife were arguing over some issue.|
After heated arguments for a long time, wife finally said: Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want to be happy?
|Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY; other times|
I let her sleep!
|My wife must be a relative of Nathu Ram Godse. She's constantly eliminating the Gandhis from my wallet!|
|Wife: Shall I prepare 'Sambhar' or 'Rasam' today?|
Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
|If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?|
|How to find the perfect woman in two steps.|
1. Marry one!
2. All other women will automatically look perfect!
|The secrets of a Happy Marriage:|
1. Go to Tools - Internet Options - Clear History - Delete Files - Delete Cookies!
2. Whatsapp Group Info - Delete Chat History - Delete Photos - Delete Videos!