• The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!Upload to Facebook
    The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!
  • Behind every woman, there is a man secretly planning the death of every guy she talks to!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every woman, there is a man secretly planning the death of every guy she talks to!
  • I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.<br/>
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !Upload to Facebook
    I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.
    If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !
  • Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later!Upload to Facebook
    Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later!
  • For Successful Married Life:<br/>
Be a little blind!<br/>
Be a little kind!Upload to Facebook
    For Successful Married Life:
    Be a little blind!
    Be a little kind!
  • Definition of a 'Happy Couple':<br/>
`She does what she wants but he does what she wants!`Upload to Facebook
    Definition of a 'Happy Couple':
    "She does what she wants but he does what she wants!"
  • Marital explosions are at times caused by an old flame!Upload to Facebook
    Marital explosions are at times caused by an old flame!
  • The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!Upload to Facebook
    The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!
  • A Wife's Reminder:<br />
I trust you... but remember - 'My trust and your bones will break simultaneously'!Upload to Facebook
    A Wife's Reminder:
    I trust you... but remember - 'My trust and your bones will break simultaneously'!
  • Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president?<br />
Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!Upload to Facebook
    Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president?
    Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!
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