|Wife: Darling do you have a perfect visual memory?|
Husband: Yes, pretty much. Why do you ask?
Wife: Because I just broke your shaving mirror!
|Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you!|
|A couple was being interviewed on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.|
"In all that time -- did you ever consider divorce?" they were asked.
"Oh, no, not divorce," The Wife said. "Murder sometimes, but never divorce!"
|A secret fail-free formula for married couples:|
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!
|I really want to know that do married people live longer or it just seems longer?|
|Married men don't have a Lifestyle...|
They live in Wifestyle!
|The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is...|
A mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
|Marriage is like a train that makes intermittent stops at children, new house, new job, new car, just to keep the trip interesting!|
|Wife: Janu Iss Valentine Aap Muje Kya Doge?|
Husband: White Rose!
Wife: Lekin Har Baar To Aap Red Rose Dete Ho.
Husband: Darling, Pehle Main Tumse Pyaar Ki Aasha Rakhta Tha, Ab Shanti Ki Aasha Rakhta Hun!
|Definition of Husband: Someone who... after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!|