|Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth.|
Husband: Make up your mind!
|The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!|
|After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?'|
|Most men are wonderful husbands to other men's wives!|
|Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.|
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
|Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!|
|Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself...|
'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'!
|Very effective threat by wife in new style:|
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter Ko Doge, Main Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!
|Marriage is really tough sometimes, because...|
you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!