Wife: Shall I prepare 'Sambhar' or 'Rasam' today?
Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
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If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
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How to find the perfect woman in two steps.
1. Marry one!
2. All other women will automatically look perfect!
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The secrets of a Happy Marriage:
1. Go to Tools - Internet Options - Clear History - Delete Files - Delete Cookies!
2. Whatsapp Group Info - Delete Chat History - Delete Photos - Delete Videos!
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A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife won't open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers & knocks at the door.
Wife: Who is it?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady.
Wife opens the door & says: Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!
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Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
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On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world.
But I need some experience to make such an announcement.
So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!
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Marital Advice:

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
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Hubby: The bank has returned that check you gave to the jeweller.
Wife: Isn't that splendid! What can we buy with it this time?
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Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.
Hubby: Shopping?
Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
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