• Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.<br/>
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!Upload to Facebook
    Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.
    And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
  • Marriage:<br/>
A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage:
    A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
  • Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!Upload to Facebook
    Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!
  • Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself...<br/>
'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'!Upload to Facebook
    Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself...
    'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'!
  • Very effective threat by wife in new style:<br/>
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter Ko Doge, Main Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!Upload to Facebook
    Very effective threat by wife in new style:
    Tum Jitna Time Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter Ko Doge, Main Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!
  • Marriage is really tough sometimes, because...<br/>
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you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is really tough sometimes, because...
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    .
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    you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!
  • Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!Upload to Facebook
    Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!
  • When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one who's mad!Upload to Facebook
    When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one who's mad!
  • Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did!Upload to Facebook
    Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did!
  • Wife: I think we need to return these glasses I got for you.<br/>
Husband: Why?<br/>
Wife: You are still not seeing things `My Way`!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I think we need to return these glasses I got for you.
    Husband: Why?
    Wife: You are still not seeing things "My Way"!
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