Marriage SMS

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Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein "Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein";
Kyunki
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Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein!
Dear Ladies, 
Please feed your man well... because a fat man can't run away!
Dear Ladies,
Please feed your man well... because a fat man can't run away!
That hopeful moment... when your wife uses a dual sim phone and you save the numbers as...
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Wife 1 and Wife 2!
You don't marry one person, you marry three: 
The person you think they are; 
The person they are; 
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
You don't marry one person, you marry three:
The person you think they are;
The person they are;
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
What is the difference between welding and wedding? 
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later; 
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
What is the difference between welding and wedding?
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later;
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
When husband breaks a glass. 
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything! 
And when wife breaks a glass. 
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
When husband breaks a glass.
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!
And when wife breaks a glass.
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
After our last argument, my wife told me: 
I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you!
After our last argument, my wife told me:
I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you!
Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein, Hazaro Jati Hein;
Hazaro Hasti Hein, Hazaro Rulati Hein;
Lekin Mere Dost, Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein;
Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur Gale Pad Jati Hein!

Quotes

A kiss is the shortest distance between two souls.

Trivia

The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

Graffiti

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.