• Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.<br />

Advocate asks his client, `Why? Only last month you got the divorce.`<br />

Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!Upload to Facebook
    Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
    Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
    Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
  • Wife: How long have you been sleeping?<br/>
Husband: Ever since I got married!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: How long have you been sleeping?
    Husband: Ever since I got married!
  • A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!Upload to Facebook
    A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!
  • I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
  • There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:<br/>
1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll<br/>
2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll<br/>
3. His Wife - डांवाडोलUpload to Facebook
    There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:
    1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll
    2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll
    3. His Wife - डांवाडोल
  • I used to be an `incurable romantic`, until I married an 'antibiotic'!Upload to Facebook
    I used to be an "incurable romantic", until I married an 'antibiotic'!
  • Wife called her husband,<br/>
Wife: Honey where are you?<br/>
Husband: I'm at the bank.<br/>
Wife: Dear, please I need 1000 rupees to activate my iPhone, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.<br/>
Husband: Sorry, I meant I was at the BANK of a river. Do you want fish to cook?Upload to Facebook
    Wife called her husband,
    Wife: Honey where are you?
    Husband: I'm at the bank.
    Wife: Dear, please I need 1000 rupees to activate my iPhone, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
    Husband: Sorry, I meant I was at the BANK of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
  • The man who never made a mistake is married to a lady who did!
  • To keep your marriage brimming;<br/>
With love in the marriage cup.<br/>
Whenever you are wrong, admit it;<br/>
And whenever you're right, shut up!Upload to Facebook
    To keep your marriage brimming;
    With love in the marriage cup.
    Whenever you are wrong, admit it;
    And whenever you're right, shut up!
  • Wives always think that every female friend of their husband is interested in their husband.<br/>

As if two women would make the same mistake!Upload to Facebook
    Wives always think that every female friend of their husband is interested in their husband.
    As if two women would make the same mistake!
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