Marriage SMS

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Boys' room before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Gifts
Friendship Bands
Cards & Nokia E7!

After Marriage:
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100!
Boyfriend is fun but Husband is gun;
Boyfriend is light of moon but Husband is the month of June
Boy friend is Tutti Frutti but Husband is Qismat Phooti!
Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.<br/>
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
One marriage in every six ends in divorce; 
But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!
One marriage in every six ends in divorce;
But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!
Football World Cup Khatam Ho Gya Hai. Abb Fir Biwion Ke Nakhre Jhelne Padenge!
To our sweethearts and wives. 
May they never meet!
To our sweethearts and wives.
May they never meet!
Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?<br/>
Because he had so many wives to advise him!
Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?
Because he had so many wives to advise him!
Wife: Tell me those 3 magical words. 
Husband: Galti Meri Hai!
Wife: Tell me those 3 magical words.
Husband: Galti Meri Hai!
Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!
Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!
Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage? 
Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!
Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage?
Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!

Quotes

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Trivia

Mary Gibbs (voice of Boo in Monsters Inc.) was too young to sit to record her lines, so they followed her around with a mike.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.