|By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!|
|The problem with trouble shooting marriage is that... Trouble shoots back!|
|In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!|
|Very few things upset my wife.|
So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!
|A retired husband is often a wife's full time job!|
|My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout... Today it was laundry and the dishes day!|
If you are looking for some adventure, then go visit your in-laws!
|Sometimes I hope that someday I'll get to finish the sentence while talking to my wife!|
|Pro Tip to all husbands:|
Appreciating your wife early morning decides how your day will go!
|Marriage is 'Easy' when you work at it 'Hard' and it's 'Hard' when you work at it 'Easy'!|