|Remember a good sense of humor does not mean that you tell your partner jokes, it means you laugh at theirs!|
|The older my partner grows, the more I start disbelieving the familiar saying that age brings wisdom!|
|Mumbling is the glue that holds a marriage together!|
|Love is blind but marriage restores its sight!|
|Dear husbands, don't expect the first few meals to be great, It takes time to find the right restaurant!|
|You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder and minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage.|
Which one is more dangerous?
|A couple planned to commit suicide together... but once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive!|
|Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?|
Husband: The doctor has asked me to wear my specs whenever I see a headache!
|Before marriage, it's dating.|
After marriage, it's accommodating!
|Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and an expert at making breakfast!|