• Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth.<br/>
Husband: Make up your mind!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth.
    Husband: Make up your mind!
  • The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!Upload to Facebook
    The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
  • After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?'Upload to Facebook
    After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?'
  • Most men are wonderful husbands to other men's wives!Upload to Facebook
    Most men are wonderful husbands to other men's wives!
  • Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.<br/>
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!Upload to Facebook
    Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.
    And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
  • Marriage:<br/>
A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage:
    A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
  • Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!Upload to Facebook
    Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!
  • Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself...<br/>
'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'!Upload to Facebook
    Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself...
    'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'!
  • Very effective threat by wife in new style:<br/>
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter Ko Doge, Main Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!Upload to Facebook
    Very effective threat by wife in new style:
    Tum Jitna Time Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter Ko Doge, Main Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!
  • Marriage is really tough sometimes, because...<br/>
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you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is really tough sometimes, because...
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    you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!
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