• Remember a good sense of humor does not mean that you tell your partner jokes, it means you laugh at theirs!Upload to Facebook
    Remember a good sense of humor does not mean that you tell your partner jokes, it means you laugh at theirs!
  • The older my partner grows, the more I start disbelieving the familiar saying that age brings wisdom!Upload to Facebook
    The older my partner grows, the more I start disbelieving the familiar saying that age brings wisdom!
  • Mumbling is the glue that holds a marriage together!Upload to Facebook
    Mumbling is the glue that holds a marriage together!
  • Love is blind but marriage restores its sight!Upload to Facebook
    Love is blind but marriage restores its sight!
  • Dear husbands, don't expect the first few meals to be great, It takes time to find the right restaurant!Upload to Facebook
    Dear husbands, don't expect the first few meals to be great, It takes time to find the right restaurant!
  • You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder and minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage.<br/>
Which one is more dangerous? Upload to Facebook
    You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder and minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage.
    Which one is more dangerous?
  • A couple planned to commit suicide together... but once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive!Upload to Facebook
    A couple planned to commit suicide together... but once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive!
  • Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?<br/>
Husband: The doctor has asked me to wear my specs whenever I see a headache!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?
    Husband: The doctor has asked me to wear my specs whenever I see a headache!
  • Before marriage, it's dating.<br/>
After marriage, it's accommodating!Upload to Facebook
    Before marriage, it's dating.
    After marriage, it's accommodating!
  • Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and an expert at making breakfast!Upload to Facebook
    Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and an expert at making breakfast!
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