• I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear.
    I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
    The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
    ~ Julia Child
  • Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
    ~ Benjamin Franklin
  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
    A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
    ~ Mignon McLaughlin
  • Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success.
    ~ Jim Backus
  • All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
    ~ Raymond Hull
  • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
    ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
    Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
    ~ Thornton Niven Wilder
  • Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.
    ~ Paul Leonard Newman
  • Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.
    ~ Langdon Elwyn Mitchell