• Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
    ~ Thornton Niven Wilder
  • Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.
    ~ Paul Leonard Newman
  • Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.
    ~ Langdon Elwyn Mitchell
  • Marriage is the only actual bondage known to our law. There remain no legal slaves, except the mistress of every house.Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is the only actual bondage known to our law. There remain no legal slaves, except the mistress of every house.
    ~ John Stuart Mills
  • Marriage is not a reform school.
    ~ Ann Landers
  • In every house of marriage/there's room for an interpreter.
    ~ Stanley Jasspon Kunitz
  • There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship, only backward.
    ~ Erica Jong
  • A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard
  • The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
    ~ Cyril Connolly
  • Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
    ~ Charles Caleb Colton, In Lacon
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