|Wife: Baby, you love me na?|
Husband: Who is Meena?
|Behind every angry woman there's a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!|
|Wife: He made 2 fat jokes yesterday.|
Husband: That's a lie.
Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them?
Husband: Because elephants never forget.
Therapist: LMAO! Savage!
|A wife is cute when she is mute and a husband is honey when he gives money!|
|Pro Tip to all wives:|
If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyways!
|We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines!!|
|A happy marriage is a long conversation, which always seems too-too long while fighting with each other!|
|Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!|
|At every party, there are two kinds of people, those who want to go home and those who don't.|
The trouble is, they are usually married to each other!
|Plea of Married Men:|
Bachelors should be taxed heavily. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others!