• You must marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!Upload to Facebook
    You must marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
  • November to January - The months of marriages. The other nine are devoted to divorcees!Upload to Facebook
    November to January - The months of marriages. The other nine are devoted to divorcees!
  • Silence is a language, too!<br />
So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!Upload to Facebook
    Silence is a language, too!
    So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!
  • Wife: You had lunch?  <br />
Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?<br />
Wife: I'm asking you.<br />
Husband: I'm asking you.<br />
Wife: Are you copying me?<br />
Husband: Are you copying me?<br />
Wife: Let's go shopping. <br />
Husband: I had lunch!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You had lunch?
    Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?
    Wife: I'm asking you.
    Husband: I'm asking you.
    Wife: Are you copying me?
    Husband: Are you copying me?
    Wife: Let's go shopping.
    Husband: I had lunch!
  • What is the difference between Farmers and Husbands?<br/>
Farmers have `Agri-Culture`;<br/>
Husbands have `Agree-Culture`!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between Farmers and Husbands?
    Farmers have "Agri-Culture";
    Husbands have "Agree-Culture"!
  • Define Marriage: It's a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before.
  • Short & Sharp:<br />
Wife: I Love You!<br />
Husband: Come to the point!Upload to Facebook
    Short & Sharp:
    Wife: I Love You!
    Husband: Come to the point!
  • Alimony - The high cost of name-dropping!Upload to Facebook
    Alimony - The high cost of name-dropping!
  • Dedicated to all Women: <br />

Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -<br />

Damn, he is so lucky!Upload to Facebook
    Dedicated to all Women:
    Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -
    Damn, he is so lucky!
  • Marriage was the first union to defy management!
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