|My wife's left me because I've eaten far too much chocolate over the Christmas period. |
I think this calls for a celebration!
|Friend: In which field, does your husband work?|
Wife: Oil & Gas.
Friend: Wow... where is he based?
|Life was so simple before I got married.|
I had absolutely no idea that there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge!
|Advice for married people|
Never laugh at your wife's choices... because you are one of them.
Never be proud of your choices... your wife is one of them!
|I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...|
She's just been next door to tell the neighbours to turn their TV down and they gave her some sweets!
|A refresher for ladies:|
A question was asked why women don't confide in their husbands about their problems and frustrations.
Someone answered, "You cannot discuss your Malaria with the Mosquito"!
|My wife apologised for the first time ever today! |
She said she's sorry she ever married me!
|My wife is mad at me because I couldn't tell she was wearing a new perfume. |
It just doesn't make any scents!
|I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me!|
|Staying single is a style,|
Divorce is in vogue,
Living-in is considered trendy,
Extra-marital is happening & here we are...
Married... Bloody Totally Outdated!