• My wife apologised for the first time ever today! <br/>
She said she's sorry she ever married me!
    My wife apologised for the first time ever today!
    She said she's sorry she ever married me!
  • My wife is mad at me because I couldn't tell she was wearing a new perfume. <br/>
It just doesn't make any scents!
    My wife is mad at me because I couldn't tell she was wearing a new perfume.
    It just doesn't make any scents!
  • I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me!
    I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me!
  • Staying single is a style,<br/>
Divorce is in vogue,<br/>
Living-in is considered trendy,<br/>
Extra-marital is happening & here we are... <br/>
Married... Bloody Totally Outdated!
    Staying single is a style,
    Divorce is in vogue,
    Living-in is considered trendy,
    Extra-marital is happening & here we are...
    Married... Bloody Totally Outdated!
  • Why do the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times in the marriage rituals?<br/>
A brilliant answer is given by a Maths teacher:<br/><br/>

Each circle consists of 360°. The only number from 1 to 9 which cannot divide 360 is 7.<br/>
So the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times ensuring that nothing can divide their relationship!
    Why do the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times in the marriage rituals?
    A brilliant answer is given by a Maths teacher:

    Each circle consists of 360°. The only number from 1 to 9 which cannot divide 360 is 7.
    So the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times ensuring that nothing can divide their relationship!
  • When a married man says- `I'll think about it.<br/>
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!
    When a married man says- "I'll think about it.
    What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!
  • What a married man says after years of marriage:<br/>
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
    What a married man says after years of marriage:
    My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
  • Wife sent a message to her husband:<br/>
Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.<br/>
Husband: Who is Savita?<br/>
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!
    Wife sent a message to her husband:
    Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.
    Husband: Who is Savita?
    Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!
  • People say `marriage is forever` but actually divorce is forever!
    People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever!
  • I'm not saying the wife's fat but...<br/>
She puts her belt on with a boomerang!
    I'm not saying the wife's fat but...
    She puts her belt on with a boomerang!