• Marriage is fun:<br/>
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting!
    Marriage is fun:
    My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting!
  • Roadside sobriety tests are scary.<br/>
Last night, I was driving home with my wife and a cop stopped me and asked me if I were drunk. I said no. So he asked me when my wife's birthday is.<br/>
All three dates I said were wrong. I got fined by the police & my wife hasn't spoken to me since then!
    Roadside sobriety tests are scary.
    Last night, I was driving home with my wife and a cop stopped me and asked me if I were drunk. I said no. So he asked me when my wife's birthday is.
    All three dates I said were wrong. I got fined by the police & my wife hasn't spoken to me since then!
  • Some men climb Mt. Everest. Some men skydive. Some men wave surf.<br/>
And here I am thinking for the last five hours how to ask my wife if I can go out with my friends!
    Some men climb Mt. Everest. Some men skydive. Some men wave surf.
    And here I am thinking for the last five hours how to ask my wife if I can go out with my friends!
  • My wife is like poetry.<br/>
And I don't understand poetry!
    My wife is like poetry.
    And I don't understand poetry!
  • My wife told me to ensure that I wear a dress that matches with hers at her cousin's wedding.<br/>
I did exactly what I was told to. But still, she's mad at me.<br/>
And to make things worse, I feel so uncomfortable in this saree!
    My wife told me to ensure that I wear a dress that matches with hers at her cousin's wedding.
    I did exactly what I was told to. But still, she's mad at me.
    And to make things worse, I feel so uncomfortable in this saree!
  • My wife has a throat infection and the doctor advised her not to talk for the next three days.<br/>
That doctor is my favorite person now!
    My wife has a throat infection and the doctor advised her not to talk for the next three days.
    That doctor is my favorite person now!
  • Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?<br/>
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
    Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
    Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers!
  • Our kids are with my parents' house. So tonight my wife and I might indulge in something that we haven't done for a while.<br/>
Sleep peacefully, that is!
    Our kids are with my parents' house. So tonight my wife and I might indulge in something that we haven't done for a while.
    Sleep peacefully, that is!
  • When I'm angry at my wife, I let her know my unhappiness by aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
    When I'm angry at my wife, I let her know my unhappiness by aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
  • Husband: Did you read the newspaper? As per the latest research, it has been found that 15% of women take medicines for mental illness.<br/>
Wife: What's so special about this news?<br/>
Husband: This is a dangerous news.<br/>
Wife: Why?<br/>
Husband: This means 85% of women are roaming around without taking medicines!
    Husband: Did you read the newspaper? As per the latest research, it has been found that 15% of women take medicines for mental illness.
    Wife: What's so special about this news?
    Husband: This is a dangerous news.
    Wife: Why?
    Husband: This means 85% of women are roaming around without taking medicines!