• My wife's left me because I've eaten far too much chocolate over the Christmas period. <br/>
I think this calls for a celebration!
    My wife's left me because I've eaten far too much chocolate over the Christmas period.
    I think this calls for a celebration!
  • Friend: In which field, does your husband work?<br/>
Wife: Oil & Gas.<br/>
Friend: Wow... where is he based?<br/>
Wife: Kitchen!
    Friend: In which field, does your husband work?
    Wife: Oil & Gas.
    Friend: Wow... where is he based?
    Wife: Kitchen!
  • Life was so simple before I got married.<br/>
I had absolutely no idea that there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge!
    Life was so simple before I got married.
    I had absolutely no idea that there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge!
  • Advice for married people<br/>
Never laugh at your wife's choices... because you are one of them.<br/>
Never be proud of your choices... your wife is one of them!
    Advice for married people
    Never laugh at your wife's choices... because you are one of them.
    Never be proud of your choices... your wife is one of them!
  • I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...<br/>
She's just been next door to tell the neighbours to turn their TV down and they gave her some sweets!
    I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...
    She's just been next door to tell the neighbours to turn their TV down and they gave her some sweets!
  • A refresher for ladies:<br/>
A question was asked why women don't confide in their husbands about their problems and frustrations.<br/>
Someone answered, `You cannot discuss your Malaria with the Mosquito`!
    A refresher for ladies:
    A question was asked why women don't confide in their husbands about their problems and frustrations.
    Someone answered, "You cannot discuss your Malaria with the Mosquito"!
  • My wife apologised for the first time ever today! <br/>
She said she's sorry she ever married me!
    My wife apologised for the first time ever today!
    She said she's sorry she ever married me!
  • My wife is mad at me because I couldn't tell she was wearing a new perfume. <br/>
It just doesn't make any scents!
    My wife is mad at me because I couldn't tell she was wearing a new perfume.
    It just doesn't make any scents!
  • I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me!
    I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me!
  • Staying single is a style,<br/>
Divorce is in vogue,<br/>
Living-in is considered trendy,<br/>
Extra-marital is happening & here we are... <br/>
Married... Bloody Totally Outdated!
    Staying single is a style,
    Divorce is in vogue,
    Living-in is considered trendy,
    Extra-marital is happening & here we are...
    Married... Bloody Totally Outdated!