• Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.<br/>
Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
    Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.
    Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
  • A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - `That's the first time I ever saw her hot!`
    A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"
  • Wife: Ek Pani Ki Bottle Kharid Lao.<br/>
Marwadi: Pani Nahi Hai, Biryani Le Aaun?<br/>
Wife: Waah Munh Mein Pani Aa Geya.<br/>
Marwadi: Theek Hai, Isi Pani Se Kaam Chalao!
    Wife: Ek Pani Ki Bottle Kharid Lao.
    Marwadi: Pani Nahi Hai, Biryani Le Aaun?
    Wife: Waah Munh Mein Pani Aa Geya.
    Marwadi: Theek Hai, Isi Pani Se Kaam Chalao!
  • Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave.<br/>
He knows good things take a little more time!
    Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave.
    He knows good things take a little more time!
  • The couples that are `meant to be` are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before!
    The couples that are "meant to be" are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before!
  • Wife: What do you want for your birthday?<br/>
Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!
    Wife: What do you want for your birthday?
    Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!
  • Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!
    Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!
  • In the middle of a fight, the husband said, `Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly.`<br/>
`No,` said angry wife, `Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose`!
    In the middle of a fight, the husband said, "Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."
    "No," said angry wife, "Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose"!
  • Some wives think there's a worm at both ends of a fishing pole!
    Some wives think there's a worm at both ends of a fishing pole!
  • My husband sent me a text that said, `Your sexy`. So, naturally, I wrote back, `No, you're sexy`. <br/>
He's been walking around all happy and smiling. <br/>
Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it?
    My husband sent me a text that said, "Your sexy". So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're sexy".
    He's been walking around all happy and smiling.
    Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it?
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