|A wife visited 5 shops over three hours and finally selected one Saree out of 12 she had shortlisted. The husband settled the bill and commented, "Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves."|
Wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally pluck the leaves Eve chose!
|Irony of Life:|
If you are a bachelor, life is incomplete... well, if you get married it's finished!
|Tip to all men:|
Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she is plotting your death!
|I've found Paradise - where all wives are lovely, all husbands are loving and all children are angels.|
It's called Facebook!
|A hilarious quote read about married life today written by a married person:|
"Only after marriage did I understand why Bathrooms are also called Restrooms!"
|Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.|
There's no doubt about it, anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
|Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare!|
|Husbands tend to be better lovers specially when they are betraying their wives!|
|My wife and facebook...|
She has 898 friends on her friend list, yet she is always cribbing of not having a social life!
|Wife: You never gifted me gold, diamond or pearls?|
Husband gives her a handful of soil.
Wife: Ye Kya?
Husband: Mere Desh Ki Mitti Sona Uglay, Uglay Heere Moti
Husband homeless now...