• A wife visited 5 shops over three hours and finally selected one Saree out of 12 she had shortlisted. The husband settled the bill and commented, `Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves.`<br/>
Wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally pluck the leaves Eve chose!Upload to Facebook
    A wife visited 5 shops over three hours and finally selected one Saree out of 12 she had shortlisted. The husband settled the bill and commented, "Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves."
    Wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally pluck the leaves Eve chose!
  • Irony of Life:<br/>
If you are a bachelor, life is incomplete... well, if you get married it's finished!Upload to Facebook
    Irony of Life:
    If you are a bachelor, life is incomplete... well, if you get married it's finished!
  • Tip to all men:<br/>
Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she is plotting your death!Upload to Facebook
    Tip to all men:
    Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she is plotting your death!
  • I've found Paradise - where all wives are lovely, all husbands are loving and all children are angels.<br/>
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It's called Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    I've found Paradise - where all wives are lovely, all husbands are loving and all children are angels.
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    It's called Facebook!
  • A hilarious quote read about married life today written by a married person:<br/>
`Only after marriage did I understand why Bathrooms are also called Restrooms!`Upload to Facebook
    A hilarious quote read about married life today written by a married person:
    "Only after marriage did I understand why Bathrooms are also called Restrooms!"
  • Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.<br/>
There's no doubt about it, anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!Upload to Facebook
    Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.
    There's no doubt about it, anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
  • Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare!Upload to Facebook
    Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare!
  • Husbands tend to be better lovers specially when they are betraying their wives!Upload to Facebook
    Husbands tend to be better lovers specially when they are betraying their wives!
  • My wife and facebook...<br/>
She has 898 friends on her friend list, yet she is always cribbing of not having a social life!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and facebook...
    She has 898 friends on her friend list, yet she is always cribbing of not having a social life!
  • Wife: You never gifted me gold, diamond or pearls?<br/>
Husband gives her a handful of soil.<br/>
Wife: Ye Kya?<br/>
Husband: Mere Desh Ki Mitti Sona Uglay, Uglay Heere Moti<br/>
Husband homeless now...Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You never gifted me gold, diamond or pearls?
    Husband gives her a handful of soil.
    Wife: Ye Kya?
    Husband: Mere Desh Ki Mitti Sona Uglay, Uglay Heere Moti
    Husband homeless now...
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