Marriage SMS

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You don't marry one person, you marry three: 
The person you think they are; 
The person they are; 
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
You don't marry one person, you marry three:
The person you think they are;
The person they are;
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
What is the difference between welding and wedding? 
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later; 
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
What is the difference between welding and wedding?
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later;
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
When husband breaks a glass. 
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything! 
And when wife breaks a glass. 
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
When husband breaks a glass.
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!
And when wife breaks a glass.
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
After our last argument, my wife told me: 
I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you!
After our last argument, my wife told me:
I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you!
Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein, Hazaro Jati Hein;
Hazaro Hasti Hein, Hazaro Rulati Hein;
Lekin Mere Dost, Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein;
Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur Gale Pad Jati Hein!
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying; 
But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;
But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
Husband to wife, 'Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?' 
Wife: No. 
Husband was completely surprised! 
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"
Wife: No.
Husband was completely surprised!
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
Wife texts to her hubby: Please come home early. I have cooked a wonderful meal. We shall spend the time alone and have a wonderful time.
Husband reaches home and finds the usual stale food.
Hubbby: What's this non-sense?
Wife: Koi "April Fool" Bhi Cheez Hoti Hai!

Quotes

There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray.

Trivia

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as a medicine.

Graffiti

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.