Marriage SMS

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Alimony - When two people make a mistake and one of them continues to pay for it!
One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband. 
2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband.
2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
Marriage is an 'Institution'. 
Some walk out. 
Some stay put and cheat. 
And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a 
reasonable future!
Marriage is an 'Institution'.
Some walk out.
Some stay put and cheat.
And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a reasonable future!
Wife = 1/2 Husband 
So 2 Wives = Husband 
Also Wife = X Girlfriend 
Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband 
and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
Wife = 1/2 Husband
So 2 Wives = Husband
Also Wife = X Girlfriend
Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband
and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands!
Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands!
The only crush left in life, after getting married is... 
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'Candy Crush'!
The only crush left in life, after getting married is...
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'Candy Crush'!
A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!
A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!
Some say Whisky is Risky;
Some say Whisky Bina Zindgi Miss Ki.
But I say - Beer, Rum ho ya Whisky;
Koi Nahi hai 'Wife' se Jyaada Risky.
Par Ab Yeh Mat Puchhana ke Kisky!
15th August is the only day in the year when married men realise that they also need to assert their rights and fight for their freedom. 
Happy Independence Day!
15th August is the only day in the year when married men realise that they also need to assert their rights and fight for their freedom.
Happy Independence Day!
If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable; 
If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;
If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!

Quotes

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of travelling.

Trivia

There's a Japanese island that has been taken over by cats - It's called Tashirojima.

Graffiti

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!