• I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off!Upload to Facebook
    I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off!
  • The young wife, proudly to her husband, `My father always gives expensive presents.`<br />
`So I discovered when he gave you away`, rejoined the young husband!Upload to Facebook
    The young wife, proudly to her husband, "My father always gives expensive presents."
    "So I discovered when he gave you away", rejoined the young husband!
  • Regarding... `I love you too` interesting fact is when husband says `I love you too...` wife takes it as: `Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!`<br/>

Whereas what husband meant is `Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!`Upload to Facebook
    Regarding... "I love you too" interesting fact is when husband says "I love you too..." wife takes it as: "Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!"
    Whereas what husband meant is "Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!"
  • Wife: Jaanu, Kaise ho?<br/>
The husband opened his diary.<br/>
Wife: Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?<br/>
Husband: Check Kar Raha Hoon, Pichhli Baar Tumhare 'Jaanu' Bolne Par Kitna Kharcha Hua Tha!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Jaanu, Kaise ho?
    The husband opened his diary.
    Wife: Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
    Husband: Check Kar Raha Hoon, Pichhli Baar Tumhare 'Jaanu' Bolne Par Kitna Kharcha Hua Tha!
  • Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';<br/>

After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!Upload to Facebook
    Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';
    After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
  • A good wife tries to stay within your budget!Upload to Facebook
    A good wife tries to stay within your budget!
  • Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.<br />

Advocate asks his client, `Why? Only last month you got the divorce.`<br />

Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!Upload to Facebook
    Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
    Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
    Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
  • Wife: How long have you been sleeping?<br/>
Husband: Ever since I got married!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: How long have you been sleeping?
    Husband: Ever since I got married!
  • A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!Upload to Facebook
    A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!
  • I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
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