• Saw a flying saucer today.<br/>
It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me!
    Saw a flying saucer today.
    It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me!
  • 90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize!
    90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize!
  • Minimum 6 ft distance<br/>
No hugging<br/>
No kissing<br/>

So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough!
    Minimum 6 ft distance
    No hugging
    No kissing
    So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough!
  • To all the wives who said, `You don't spend enough time with me.`<br/>
Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo!
    To all the wives who said, "You don't spend enough time with me."
    Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo!
  • If I'm quarantined with my wife and I die, please be aware that it was not the Coronavirus!
    If I'm quarantined with my wife and I die, please be aware that it was not the Coronavirus!
  • My wife's a visionary.<br/>
She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing!<br/>
#Coronavirus #Covid_19
    My wife's a visionary.
    She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing!
    #Coronavirus #Covid_19
  • A wife asked for legal opinion from her lawyer husband on why wives are supposed to cook food for their husbands.<br/>
He said, `According to Geneva Convention, all prisoners must be provided with Food!`
    A wife asked for legal opinion from her lawyer husband on why wives are supposed to cook food for their husbands.
    He said, "According to Geneva Convention, all prisoners must be provided with Food!"
  • 7 out of 10 wives say that their husbands are always wrong.<br/>
And the other three are upset with their husbands and do not want to talk about it right now!
    7 out of 10 wives say that their husbands are always wrong.
    And the other three are upset with their husbands and do not want to talk about it right now!
  • The noise reduction feature in my new headphone is not working.<br/>
I can still hear my wife yelling at me!
    The noise reduction feature in my new headphone is not working.
    I can still hear my wife yelling at me!
  • Wife has gone for a haircut. To avoid any trouble, I've been practicing my reaction on seeing her new hair style for a couple of hours now!
    Wife has gone for a haircut. To avoid any trouble, I've been practicing my reaction on seeing her new hair style for a couple of hours now!