• If you are wrong and you shut up, you are 'Wise'.<br/>
But if you are right and you shut up, you are 'Married'!Upload to Facebook
    If you are wrong and you shut up, you are 'Wise'.
    But if you are right and you shut up, you are 'Married'!
  • Married men live longer than single men,<br/>
But married men are a lot more willing to die!Upload to Facebook
    Married men live longer than single men,
    But married men are a lot more willing to die!
  • If your wife laughs at your joke,<br/>
It means you either have a good joke or a good wife!Upload to Facebook
    If your wife laughs at your joke,
    It means you either have a good joke or a good wife!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry!Upload to Facebook
    Thought of the day:
    Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry!
  • To all couples:<br/>
I think the secret to a successful marriage is low expectations!Upload to Facebook
    To all couples:
    I think the secret to a successful marriage is low expectations!
  • My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I was disappointed, I had to put my foot down!Upload to Facebook
    My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I was disappointed, I had to put my foot down!
  • I just assume I do everything wrong since I don't have a wife to confirm it!Upload to Facebook
    I just assume I do everything wrong since I don't have a wife to confirm it!
  • My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
  • My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...<br/>
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Yes, Ma'am!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...
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    Yes, Ma'am!
  • Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!
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