• A couple went to a marriage counsellor:<br/>
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?<br/>
Wife: No, he doesn't!
    A couple went to a marriage counsellor:
    Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
    Wife: No, he doesn't!
  • The height of innocence:<br/>
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
    The height of innocence:
    Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
  • My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend!
    My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend!
  • Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life!
    Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life!
  • Wife: Honey, am I fat?<br/>
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.<br/>
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.<br/>
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you!
    Wife: Honey, am I fat?
    Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
    Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
    Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you!
  • I was about to eat the last pie from the fridge, the wife shouted...<br/>
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'Main Bhi Chowkidaar'!
    I was about to eat the last pie from the fridge, the wife shouted...
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    'Main Bhi Chowkidaar'!
  • Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.
    It's possible that he is been married for long time!
  • If I get married again it'll be when I'm very old so that my time will end before the misery starts!
  • Husband: I need space.<br/>
Wife: Join NASA!
    Husband: I need space.
    Wife: Join NASA!
  • Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.<br/>
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
    Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
    Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!