• The problem with some women is, they get all excited about nothing...<br/>
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and then marry him!Upload to Facebook
    The problem with some women is, they get all excited about nothing...
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  • Thanks to technology, the only crush left in a couple's life, after marriage is...<br/>
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'Candy Crush'!Upload to Facebook
    Thanks to technology, the only crush left in a couple's life, after marriage is...
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    'Candy Crush'!
  • Golden Rule for marriage in the most difficult situations:<br/>
A man of knowledge restrains his words... and a wise man will remain calm!Upload to Facebook
    Golden Rule for marriage in the most difficult situations:
    A man of knowledge restrains his words... and a wise man will remain calm!
  • Married people always ask when you're getting married like...<br/>
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they get points for recruiting to their club of misery!Upload to Facebook
    Married people always ask when you're getting married like...
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    they get points for recruiting to their club of misery!
  • Counter effects of the questions asked by husbands:<br/>
What's for dinner? - Dangerous<br/>
Can I help you with dinner? - Safer<br/>
Where would you like to go for dinner? - Safe<br/>
Here, have some wine! - SafestUpload to Facebook
    Counter effects of the questions asked by husbands:
    What's for dinner? - Dangerous
    Can I help you with dinner? - Safer
    Where would you like to go for dinner? - Safe
    Here, have some wine! - Safest
  • Married life in a nutshell:<br/>
Anything you say or do maybe used against you!Upload to Facebook
    Married life in a nutshell:
    Anything you say or do maybe used against you!
  • If Nike was founded by a wife then it's tagline would have been:<br/>
Just Do it, if you want to... I don't want to Force you, it's your Life!Upload to Facebook
    If Nike was founded by a wife then it's tagline would have been:
    Just Do it, if you want to... I don't want to Force you, it's your Life!
  • A married man's best asset is...<br/>
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His 'Lie-Ability'!Upload to Facebook
    A married man's best asset is...
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    His 'Lie-Ability'!
  • Never underestimate your wife's weakness, not even jokingly. Otherwise, you will have to face the consequences sooner or later!Upload to Facebook
    Never underestimate your wife's weakness, not even jokingly. Otherwise, you will have to face the consequences sooner or later!
  • A wife sent a SMS to her husband.<br/><br/>
Wife: Hi Baby<br/>
Husband: Hi Darling(Sending Failed)<br/>
Wife: Are you there?<br/>
Husband: Yes, yes, darling, I am here.(Sending Failed)<br/>
Wife: Are you ignoring me or what?<br/>
Husband: Honey, I am not. I am trying to reply you!(Sending Failed)<br/>
Wife: It's over... don't ever talk to me again.<br/>
Husband: Ja Mar!(Message Sent)<br/><br/>

Aadmi Galat Nahi Hote, Halaat Galat Hote Hain!Upload to Facebook
    A wife sent a SMS to her husband.

    Wife: Hi Baby
    Husband: Hi Darling(Sending Failed)
    Wife: Are you there?
    Husband: Yes, yes, darling, I am here.(Sending Failed)
    Wife: Are you ignoring me or what?
    Husband: Honey, I am not. I am trying to reply you!(Sending Failed)
    Wife: It's over... don't ever talk to me again.
    Husband: Ja Mar!(Message Sent)

    Aadmi Galat Nahi Hote, Halaat Galat Hote Hain!
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