• If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your wife!Upload to Facebook
    If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your wife!
  • Marriage: When women ask you to leave them alone and then complain of you ignoring them!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage: When women ask you to leave them alone and then complain of you ignoring them!
  • All men should forget their mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same!Upload to Facebook
    All men should forget their mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same!
  • Wife: Darling do you have a perfect visual memory?<br/>
Husband: Yes, pretty much. Why do you ask?<br/>
Wife: Because I just broke your shaving mirror!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Darling do you have a perfect visual memory?
    Husband: Yes, pretty much. Why do you ask?
    Wife: Because I just broke your shaving mirror!
  • Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you!
  • A couple was being interviewed on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.<br />
`In all that time -- did you ever consider divorce?` they were asked.<br />
`Oh, no, not divorce,` The Wife said. `Murder sometimes, but never divorce!`Upload to Facebook
    A couple was being interviewed on their Golden Wedding Anniversary.
    "In all that time -- did you ever consider divorce?" they were asked.
    "Oh, no, not divorce," The Wife said. "Murder sometimes, but never divorce!"
  • A secret fail-free formula for married couples:<br/>
`Love One Another`<br/>
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!Upload to Facebook
    A secret fail-free formula for married couples:
    "Love One Another"
    And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!
  • I really want to know that do married people live longer or it just seems longer?Upload to Facebook
    I really want to know that do married people live longer or it just seems longer?
  • Married men don't have a Lifestyle...<br/>
They live in Wifestyle!Upload to Facebook
    Married men don't have a Lifestyle...
    They live in Wifestyle!
  • The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is...<br/>
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A mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!Upload to Facebook
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    A mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
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