|Saw a flying saucer today.|
It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me!
|90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize!|
|Minimum 6 ft distance|
So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough!
|To all the wives who said, "You don't spend enough time with me."|
Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo!
|If I'm quarantined with my wife and I die, please be aware that it was not the Coronavirus!|
|My wife's a visionary.|
She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing!
|A wife asked for legal opinion from her lawyer husband on why wives are supposed to cook food for their husbands.|
He said, "According to Geneva Convention, all prisoners must be provided with Food!"
|7 out of 10 wives say that their husbands are always wrong.|
And the other three are upset with their husbands and do not want to talk about it right now!
|The noise reduction feature in my new headphone is not working.|
I can still hear my wife yelling at me!
|Wife has gone for a haircut. To avoid any trouble, I've been practicing my reaction on seeing her new hair style for a couple of hours now!|