Wives are the original bookies - they're forever trying to fix a husband's life!
How to create the biggest doubt in your wife's mind for you?
Send her an SMS out of the blue saying,
"Honey, I love you, too!"
GAME OVER!
Send her an SMS out of the blue saying,
"Honey, I love you, too!"
GAME OVER!
Some people can't decide - whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called married men!
It's damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days!
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple - woman's punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which, the Independence is equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation reciprocal.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary. 
LISTEN and SILENT are two words having the same Alphabets.
Amazingly both are meant for Husbands!
Amazingly both are meant for Husbands!
Husband's practical problem is to deal with wife's imaginary problems!
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
Wives are never wrong...
It's just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad.
But never ever they're wrong !
It's just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad.
But never ever they're wrong !
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