Marriage SMS

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When husband breaks a glass. 
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything! 
And when wife breaks a glass. 
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
When husband breaks a glass.
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!
And when wife breaks a glass.
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
After our last argument, my wife told me: 
I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you!
After our last argument, my wife told me:
I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I've made in you!
Hazaro Ladkiya Aati Hein, Hazaro Jati Hein;
Hazaro Hasti Hein, Hazaro Rulati Hein;
Lekin Mere Dost, Sath Vohi Nibhati Hein;
Jo Doli Mein Aati Hein Aur Gale Pad Jati Hein!
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying; 
But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;
But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
Husband to wife, 'Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?' 
Wife: No. 
Husband was completely surprised! 
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"
Wife: No.
Husband was completely surprised!
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
Wife texts to her hubby: Please come home early. I have cooked a wonderful meal. We shall spend the time alone and have a wonderful time.
Husband reaches home and finds the usual stale food.
Hubbby: What's this non-sense?
Wife: Koi "April Fool" Bhi Cheez Hoti Hai!
Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that... this conversation will be recorded for 'Training and Quality purposes'!
Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that... this conversation will be recorded for "Training and Quality purposes"!
Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.<br/>
Wife: I do not think that is going to help.<br/>
Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
Wife: I do not think that is going to help.
Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Quotes

Love is not about how many days, months or years you've been together. Love is about how much you love each other everyday.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

Work in bakery if you knead dough.