|Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!|
|A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!|
|I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!|
|Guaranteed things in life:|
3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!
Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!
|I'm worried, guys. My wife hasn't yet told me what my new year resolutions are!|
|Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. |
I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!
|Wife: I want equal rights.|
Husband: Then you have to return some rights to me!
Next time your wife calls you, reject the call and text her "He's busy". And then turn off your mobile.
All the best!
|The same people who tell you to not get a tattoo because your taste will change will also tell you to be married to the same woman until death parts you!|