|Husband: Tum Mujhe 'Aap' Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.|
Wife: Shut Aap!
|Very effective threat by wife in a new style:|
The amount of time you'll spend on Facebook, Whatsapp and Twitter...
The equal amount of time I'll spend on Flipkart, Amazon and Snapdeal!
Husband went offline immediately!
|I read a book on marriage and it said, "You should treat your wife as you treated her on your 1st date".|
So I took her to dinner at a restaurant and then I dropped her at her parents' house!
|The symptoms of EBOLA are:|
Sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!
|Most people don't truly appreciate being single until they've been married!|
|Husband came home from the pub 4 hours late.|
Wife: Where the hell have you been?
Husband: I've been playing poker with some blokes.
Wife: Playing poker? Well, you can pack your bags and go!
Husband: So can you, this isn't our house anymore!
A severance package for those who thought marriage was a good career choice!
|A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until your wife notices and finds some work for him!|
|I accompanied my wife when she went to get a haircut.|
Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo. "Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said.
"But my wife is here getting a haircut," I explained.
"Yes," she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for"!