• What a married man says after years of marriage:<br/>
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
    What a married man says after years of marriage:
    My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
  • Wife sent a message to her husband:<br/>
Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.<br/>
Husband: Who is Savita?<br/>
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!
    Wife sent a message to her husband:
    Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.
    Husband: Who is Savita?
    Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!
  • People say `marriage is forever` but actually divorce is forever!
    People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever!
  • I'm not saying the wife's fat but...<br/>
She puts her belt on with a boomerang!
    I'm not saying the wife's fat but...
    She puts her belt on with a boomerang!
  • What's it called when you agree to do something your wife asks you to do but still get in trouble for making the wrong facial expression when you agree to do it?
    What's it called when you agree to do something your wife asks you to do but still get in trouble for making the wrong facial expression when you agree to do it?
  • Husband: New age home appliances are equipped with WiFi.<br/>
Wife: Why does a fridge need WiFi? <br/>
Husband: So it can Netflix and chill!
    Husband: New age home appliances are equipped with WiFi.
    Wife: Why does a fridge need WiFi?
    Husband: So it can Netflix and chill!
  • My wife wanted a dog but I didn't, so we compromised and now we've a dog!
    My wife wanted a dog but I didn't, so we compromised and now we've a dog!
  • Trick Question:<br/>
Wife: Am I looking fat?<br/>
Husband: Yes<br/>
Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!
    Trick Question:
    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Yes
    Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!
  • A sound advice from the wife is equal to 99% sound and 1% advice!
    A sound advice from the wife is equal to 99% sound and 1% advice!
  • I never get in trouble with my wife. Because I never do anything until she asks me to do it!
    I never get in trouble with my wife. Because I never do anything until she asks me to do it!