|A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles.|
He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals!
|Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook. |
One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband.
Husband: The food tastes awful.
Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
|I hate when my wife asks me trick questions. They usually start with `Do you remember...`!|
|Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt.|
Wife: So are you dating a bald woman?
|Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!|
|A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. |
As he walked to the door she yelled, "And I hope you die a long, slow, and very painful death."
Husband turned around and said, "So you want me to stay?"
|Few more days to Valentine's Day: |
Wives have become more polite than customer care!
|There are many brave people, who always want to fight & be adventurous. |
Some choose Army & retire soon.
Others get Married & fight to Death!
|A wife chatting with her friend about her husband.|
Just imagine... I asked him for 5000/- to go to the parlour. He looked me up & down and gave me 10000/-
|My wife left to get a haircut so I've got maybe 2 hours to practice my "that looks great!" face in the mirror!|