• A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles.<br/>
He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals!
    A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles.
    He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals!
  • Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook. <br/>
One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband. <br/>
Husband: The food tastes awful. <br/>
Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
    Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook.
    One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband.
    Husband: The food tastes awful.
    Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
  • I hate when my wife asks me trick questions. They usually start with `Do you remember...`!
    I hate when my wife asks me trick questions. They usually start with `Do you remember...`!
  • Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt.<br/>
Husband: So?<br/>
Wife: So are you dating a bald woman?
    Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt.
    Husband: So?
    Wife: So are you dating a bald woman?
  • Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!
    Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!
  • A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. <br/>
As he walked to the door she yelled, `And I hope you die a long, slow, and very painful death.` <br/>
Husband turned around and said, `So you want me to stay?`
    A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
    As he walked to the door she yelled, "And I hope you die a long, slow, and very painful death."
    Husband turned around and said, "So you want me to stay?"
  • Few more days to Valentine's Day: <br/>
Wives have become more polite than customer care!
    Few more days to Valentine's Day:
    Wives have become more polite than customer care!
  • There are many brave people, who always want to fight & be adventurous. <br/>
Some choose Army & retire soon. <br/>
Others get Married & fight to Death!
    There are many brave people, who always want to fight & be adventurous.
    Some choose Army & retire soon.
    Others get Married & fight to Death!
  • A wife chatting with her friend about her husband.<br/>
Just imagine... I asked him for 5000/- to go to the parlour. He looked me up & down and gave me 10000/-<br/>
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Idiot!
    A wife chatting with her friend about her husband.
    Just imagine... I asked him for 5000/- to go to the parlour. He looked me up & down and gave me 10000/-
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    Idiot!
  • My wife left to get a haircut so I've got maybe 2 hours to practice my `that looks great!` face in the mirror!
    My wife left to get a haircut so I've got maybe 2 hours to practice my "that looks great!" face in the mirror!