• Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?<br/>
Woman: Yes. I'm sick of him!Upload to Facebook
    Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?
    Woman: Yes. I'm sick of him!
  • If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor was a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it!Upload to Facebook
    If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor was a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it!
  • Wife: Kya Yahan-Wahan Ghoom Rahe Ho... Ja Kar Blue Whale Game Khel Lo.<br/>
Husband: Main Bacchpan Se Khel Raha Hun. Tumse Shaadi Mera Last Task Tha!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Kya Yahan-Wahan Ghoom Rahe Ho... Ja Kar Blue Whale Game Khel Lo.
    Husband: Main Bacchpan Se Khel Raha Hun. Tumse Shaadi Mera Last Task Tha!
  • Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.<br/>
Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?<br/>
Customer: My wife!Upload to Facebook
    Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.
    Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?
    Customer: My wife!
  • Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?<br/>
Wife: Nahane!<br/>
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?<br/>
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?
    Wife: Nahane!
    Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
    Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?
  • Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?<br/>
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.<br/>
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?<br/>
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote `Happy Birthday Samasya`!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?
    Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.
    Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?
    Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"!
  • In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!<br/>
This is called balanced Act of God!<br/>
Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr...Upload to Facebook
    In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!
    This is called balanced Act of God!
    Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr...
  • I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.<br/>
Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!Upload to Facebook
    I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.
    Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!
  • Wife: I am not talking to you.<br/>
Husband: Okay!<br/>
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I am not talking to you.
    Husband: Okay!
    Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
    Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
  • If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.<br/>
And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife!Upload to Facebook
    If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.
    And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife!
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