|Marriage does not change a man much.|
Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth. After the wedding, it is just one less!
|Proud to say that I've been in love with the same woman for 15 years.|
But if my wife finds out, she'll kill me!
|My wife and I are very compatible.|
She's a problem solver and I create a lot of them for her!
|Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear!|
|Top 3 situations that require witnesses:|
Need I say more?
|When my wife stops talking to me, I silently go to the kitchen and tighten all the lids.|
|Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!|
|A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!|
|I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!|
|Guaranteed things in life:|
3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!