|My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I've added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's Sangria than ever before!|
|Pro Tip to all wives:|
If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyway!
|My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me!|
|Wife: My head is hurting.|
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
|Husband: Tum Mujhe 'Aap' Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.|
Wife: Shut Aap!
|Very effective threat by wife in a new style:|
The amount of time you'll spend on Facebook, Whatsapp and Twitter...
The equal amount of time I'll spend on Flipkart, Amazon and Snapdeal!
Husband went offline immediately!
|I read a book on marriage and it said, "You should treat your wife as you treated her on your 1st date".|
So I took her to dinner at a restaurant and then I dropped her at her parents' house!
|The symptoms of EBOLA are:|
Sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!
|Most people don't truly appreciate being single until they've been married!|